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Author Topic: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!  (Read 471142 times)

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #435 on: August 14, 2013, 12:17:15 pm »

Sprin, after reading Necrothreat one, there will be no descent into madness. You're already there.

My turn in Necrothreat I (which was also the first one) was just ridiculous to me. I read somewhere that popular Succession fortresses had somebody die on the first year, and a day later ToadyOne dies >.<. I like to believe that's when the curse of ToadyOne over Necrothreat began.

Well he did come to rid us of the sentient spambot. But as far as I can remember, we never did get his body out of the small pool, did we?

Nope, it was left to rot and haunt Necrothreat I until the end of times.
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Now that I think about it, how many years DID we last? Cause we had several half/quarter turns but very few full years

We lasted for 5+ years at the very least before communication was cut off from the outside world and the world plunged into darkness.

That's... Actually impressive considering the shit we went through
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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #436 on: August 14, 2013, 05:44:03 pm »

well I sorta got the map set on fire...
This is going better than Necrothreat I!
« Last Edit: August 14, 2013, 05:46:11 pm by Sprin »
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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #437 on: August 14, 2013, 05:56:37 pm »

Ok I got a siege and an ambush by threadromancers who are led by a severed head!! The destroyer of the original Necrothreat has built an army to deafeat us, but no, we stand aginst our fear and will hold this land of our- wait we don't have a military? O crap EVERYONE RUN!!!

Let the flame cleanse the threadromancers! I can here them screaming from in the wall, burning to a crisp. If only I had a way t capture the sound to help me sleep at night...

Wait... The threadromancers are still ALIVE!? How I saw them engulfed in FLAMES!! I must capture one for study! Ok... Now they are nothing more than piles of bones and teeth on the trade depot? This makes sense!
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« Reply #438 on: August 14, 2013, 06:46:04 pm »

Hmm...Sounds like !!Fun!! is happening. Is this an update or a little tidbit teaser of information? If it is an update then screenshots please!
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« Reply #439 on: August 14, 2013, 07:20:45 pm »

Sadly I can't post a screenshot to save my life.
This is a combination of a post and a snipit.
Usually my turn marks a time of bad shit happening, such as the map spontainiusly combusting! Like for real it just caught fire when the siege attacked!
More misfortune to come! Stay tuned.. tomorrow... after work...
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« Reply #440 on: August 14, 2013, 08:30:24 pm »

Wow. Did this really happen? I believe that a haxxor necrothreader came YET AGAIN and engulfed the map in flames and since he himself is probably immune from fire, he survived. Good luck, Sprin. You need it now more than ever. We barely survived one haxxor and now a second one... I hope you got free traps available. Oh boy this is gonna be fun.
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« Reply #441 on: August 14, 2013, 08:48:23 pm »

Wow. Did this really happen? I believe that a haxxor necrothreader came YET AGAIN and engulfed the map in flames and since he himself is probably immune from fire, he survived. Good luck, Sprin. You need it now more than ever. We barely survived one haxxor and now a second one... I hope you got free traps available. Oh boy this is gonna be fun.

Actually, L33t Gamerz are known to spew fire and kills themselves in it... Which is why the entire countryside caught fire on my turn and I flipped out on it
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
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« Reply #442 on: August 14, 2013, 09:22:36 pm »

Ooops. A mistake. I hath forgotten that it was the L33t Gamers and not the Haxxor that did that. Well it's still terrible enough.
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« Reply #443 on: August 14, 2013, 10:07:27 pm »

Ooops. A mistake. I hath forgotten that it was the L33t Gamers and not the Haxxor that did that. Well it's still terrible enough.

No, the terrible thing is the haxxor threadromancer, the suicide l33ts are fine. But they're both bad news to us simple fourmites
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
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« Reply #444 on: August 15, 2013, 02:23:12 am »

I like how my l33ts were feared once.
Now everybody sees one and just goes "Dang it, lets get inside till the fires go down"
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« Reply #445 on: August 15, 2013, 07:26:36 am »

I caught a Thredromancer, everything is still on fire, and there is a HUGE pile of severed lims on our door step... Still going better than Nerothreat one! also were is the draw bridge lever?
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« Reply #446 on: August 15, 2013, 11:16:43 am »

I caught a Thredromancer, everything is still on fire, and there is a HUGE pile of severed lims on our door step... Still going better than Nerothreat one! also were is the draw bridge lever?

Yes! The Threadromancer was caught!

Give it a nickname?


All things put aside, I can't remember where it is honestly :S And is that our new way of creating trophys? We capture thread necromancers and lock them in a room that's really great looking and they never get the chance to leave?

I support locking up thread necromancers! :P
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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« Reply #447 on: August 15, 2013, 01:02:02 pm »

Decide the fate of the thredromance:

Banhammer him to death

!!SIENCE!! projects

Let him go... *smirk* Like that will happen!

!!MAGMA!!
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« Reply #448 on: August 15, 2013, 01:58:23 pm »

Or...put it in the same room as the other one? Do some new magic to seal  it up?

If you don't wanna do the above,  guess I'd go for !!Science!!
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« Reply #449 on: August 15, 2013, 02:07:53 pm »

Or...put it in the same room as the other one? Do some new magic to seal  it up?

If you don't wanna do the above,  guess I'd go for !!Science!!

I think we should honestly seal up this one right next to the other in a differnet room. Then we can start a collection of how many thread necromancers we can contain within our halls :P
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.
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