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Ahh, the good old times

[BFEL]

Ok, so let me be frank.
Necrothreat, contrary to popular opinion, is boring.
Horribly, horribly boring.
So boring that I have left you updateless for well....awhile.

BUT THAT CHANGES TODAY!
BECAUSE TODAY I TAKE A DWARF AND CHANGE HIS LIFE, AND HIS NAME!

TODAY ATHEL SAZIREKAST IS NO MORE.


Because today.....Maximus !FUN! is born.....



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[highmax28]

Ok, so let me be frank.
Necrothreat, contrary to popular opinion, is boring.
Horribly, horribly boring.
So boring that I have left you updateless for well....awhile.

BUT THAT CHANGES TODAY!
BECAUSE TODAY I TAKE A DWARF AND CHANGE HIS LIFE, AND HIS NAME!

TODAY ATHEL SAZIREKAST IS NO MORE.


Because today.....Maximus !FUN! is born.....



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No wonder I could see him blown out of the fortress MOAR UPDATES!

[TD1]

Just have to say...*eats Citrus King*

[NAV]

Hey guys, I think maybe we should make a danger room, just because the enemies are OP and we are losing every fight.

[BFEL]

Hey guys, I think maybe we should make a danger room, just because the enemies are OP and we are losing every fight.

Or we could just extend my turn, in which case they just won't come around because DF is dedicated to boring me.

Oh, I'm releasing our necromancer by the way.
Putting him in a big pile outside with all the other caged stuff

[apiks]

Hey guys, I think maybe we should make a danger room, just because the enemies are OP and we are losing every fight.

Or we could just extend my turn, in which case they just won't come around because DF is dedicated to boring me.

Oh, I'm releasing our necromancer by the way.
Putting him in a big pile outside with all the other caged stuff

Umad? Do you have any idea through what troubles we had to go to capture him? He nearly annihilated the fortress from within.

[TD1]

Also, I want my turn and...well, releasing a necromancer who most likely holds a grudge seems like a sure fire way for everything to burn to cinders before I get a chance. You should be protecting against threats, not creating them lol

[highmax28]

Hey guys, I think maybe we should make a danger room, just because the enemies are OP and we are losing every fight.

Or we could just extend my turn, in which case they just won't come around because DF is dedicated to boring me.

Oh, I'm releasing our necromancer by the way.
Putting him in a big pile outside with all the other caged stuff

You know how long it took to prepare that room!? I threw him in there TO MAKE SURE HE DIES WITHOUT ACTUALLY RELESING HIM TO KILL HIM! Yeah, hes stripped of all gear, but his natural powers ALONE can kill us all!

[NAV]

BFEL, How's it going?
I had an idea. Why don't you put a few corpses in with the necromancer, station the military there, and lock the door? Maybe you could dig a second room connecting to the necro room, and connect them with a drawbridge. Make a corpse stockpile in the second room. You can raise or lower the drawbridge to give the necromancer line-of-sight so you can control when it raises the corpses. Use that to train a military.

[highmax28]

BFEL, How's it going?
I had an idea. Why don't you put a few corpses in with the necromancer, station the military there, and lock the door? Maybe you could dig a second room connecting to the necro room, and connect them with a drawbridge. Make a corpse stockpile in the second room. You can raise or lower the drawbridge to give the necromancer line-of-sight so you can control when it raises the corpses. Use that to train a military.

The first idea: ARE YOU NUTS!?

The second idea: That... That's actually a good idea 

[TD1]

I did the whole necro training thing in one fort. Reanimated some dogs and put my best military dwarf with them. Zombie dog promptly chewed his face off. Oh well, that's dwarf fortress. You kill a dragon and get defeated by a dog 

[highmax28]

I did the whole necro training thing in one fort. Reanimated some dogs and put my best military dwarf with them. Zombie dog promptly chewed his face off. Oh well, that's dwarf fortress. You kill a dragon and get defeated by a dog 

Or in my case, you capture a dragon and the cage melts in your stockpile, releasing a very very angry dragon

[TD1]

Ok...So, the last proper update by BFEL was July 13th. Much as I hate to say it, I would like to vote that we skip him. Seriously, it is now August 11th.

[apiks]

Alright. I've talked to BFEL. We're skipping him. As is customary, I'm giving the save to Sprin if he replies to my message on the forums.

EDIT: I've decided that people will be given ONLY ONE week worth of time to play their 1 year. If they exceed over the limit, they will have to give their savegame if they've made any progress at all and we proceed to the next person.

[highmax28]

Alright. I've talked to BFEL. We're skipping him. As is customary, I'm giving the save to Sprin if he replies to my message on the forums.

EDIT: I've decided that people will be given ONLY ONE week worth of time to play their 1 year. If they exceed over the limit, they will have to give their savegame if they've made any progress at all and we proceed to the next person.

Run away everyone! apiks is bringing in the belt- I mean, pickaxe!

Really hope to see this fort take a turn for the better