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Author Topic: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!  (Read 470836 times)

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Re: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!
« Reply #1335 on: January 20, 2014, 04:46:59 pm »

I have no idea to kill count, I'm afraid. A lot, I would say. I swear, everytime you met a zombie you either pin-cushioned it or thought to hell with it, ran up to them and battered them to death. You were nearly as good a fighter/biter/kicker as crossbow Forumite  :P
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Re: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!
« Reply #1336 on: January 20, 2014, 06:17:38 pm »

Sorry for the double post. Turn is done, just doing the write up now. So, I'm afraid that a weapon of mass destruction would have had to have been started much earlier  :P
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« Reply #1337 on: January 20, 2014, 07:02:58 pm »

A.k.a passing the buck on to the next overseer.   :D
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« Reply #1338 on: January 20, 2014, 09:01:46 pm »

Wha.....what the....  :o

Well. I'll be damned. Was going through the save and saw this. Nice kill number, right? there are 102 kills on it, all by the same...person.
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I don't even know what type of weapon a wiki article is, but I DO know that I request that its owner be Inducted into the Hall of Necrothreat Fame. Nay, I demand it!

EDIT: For those too lazy to look, this is a wiki article wielded by a zombie to kill 102 other zombies.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2014, 10:39:02 pm by Th4DwArfY1 »
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Re: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!
« Reply #1339 on: January 20, 2014, 10:09:31 pm »

This wiki article menaces with spikes of boredom and moderation. It is layered with layers of blood, gore, and errors. It is the deadliest of it's kind.

I second that induction into Necrothreats Hall of Nefarity Fame.
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« Reply #1340 on: January 20, 2014, 11:48:42 pm »

This wiki article menaces with spikes of boredom and moderation. It is layered with layers of blood, gore, and errors. It is the deadliest of it's kind.

I second that induction into Necrothreats Hall of Nefarity Fame.
Those in favor?

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Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!
« Reply #1341 on: January 20, 2014, 11:49:23 pm »

I think a wiki article is ammo for laptops. Somehow the zombie must have gotten hold of it then beat everyone to death with it.
+1 that's hilarious.
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Re: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!
« Reply #1342 on: January 21, 2014, 12:38:14 am »

Alright... as strange as this is, it is also badass. It has been emmited into the Hall of Necrothreat Fame! Coilmerge shall be remembered!
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Re: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!
« Reply #1343 on: January 21, 2014, 12:51:54 am »

Coilmerge the North Wisp - Zombie Zombie Slayer - Has 102 kills under his belt of Necrothreat II's enemies, all the while being one of them himself! Coilmerge is the zombie that rebelled against his own, saving Necrothreat in many ways by diverting attention. All with just an iron wiki article as a weapon. - Unknown - Necrothreat II (From the hall of fame)

And that is why Necrothreat is so great. Where else can you find (Quite literally) backstabbing zombies, who turn-coat, fighting for a side not their own?
« Last Edit: January 21, 2014, 01:34:29 am by Th4DwArfY1 »
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Re: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!
« Reply #1344 on: January 21, 2014, 02:00:50 am »

I counted through.
That's exactly 100 zombies, 1 living RPG Gamer, and a skunk.

And 4 of those zombies are the same zombie.
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« Reply #1345 on: January 21, 2014, 02:31:42 am »

I counted through.
That's exactly 100 zombies, 1 living RPG Gamer, and a skunk.

And 4 of those zombies are the same zombie.

Yes. You have to admit, the skunk adds a little extra finesse to the kill streak, doesn't it.
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« Reply #1346 on: January 21, 2014, 05:08:22 am »

I counted through.
That's exactly 100 zombies, 1 living RPG Gamer, and a skunk.

And 4 of those zombies are the same zombie.

And a zombie haxxor at that. I think he's a fair fighter. I like that the number is exactly 100 though.
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Re: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!
« Reply #1347 on: January 21, 2014, 07:59:59 am »

I counted through.
That's exactly 100 zombies, 1 living RPG Gamer, and a skunk.

And 4 of those zombies are the same zombie.

And a zombie haxxor at that. I think he's a fair fighter. I like that the number is exactly 100 though.
Now one thing I'm more worried about; where did the necroed high lord go?
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!
« Reply #1348 on: January 21, 2014, 09:03:20 am »

I counted through.
That's exactly 100 zombies, 1 living RPG Gamer, and a skunk.

And 4 of those zombies are the same zombie.

And a zombie haxxor at that. I think he's a fair fighter. I like that the number is exactly 100 though.
Now one thing I'm more worried about; where did the necroed high lord go?

World gen exinction, back where they belonged? I have no idea how the high lord necrothreader showed up when he should've been dead at world gen. Ah well, goes to show how wacky the world of Necrothreat.
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Re: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!
« Reply #1349 on: January 21, 2014, 09:32:34 am »

I counted through.
That's exactly 100 zombies, 1 living RPG Gamer, and a skunk.

And 4 of those zombies are the same zombie.

And a zombie haxxor at that. I think he's a fair fighter. I like that the number is exactly 100 though.
Now one thing I'm more worried about; where did the necroed high lord go?

World gen exinction, back where they belonged? I have no idea how the high lord necrothreader showed up when he should've been dead at world gen. Ah well, goes to show how wacky the world of Necrothreat.
It was his ressurected corpse; he showed during my turn and got blasted by gamerz. No idea where he went though
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.
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