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[da_nang]

MOTHERFU-
PUT OUT WATER. FIND CLOSEST LIVING THING. KILL. ABSORB. REPEAT UNTIL GIANT. KILL BOSS.

{4} You put out some water next to the ground.
{2} Still burning. In too much pain.

Throw a spear of light at the boss.

{4+1(Strength) + 1(Insight)v4+2} The titan dodges your spear, barely. He's a bit busy with his supercharge, after all.

Keep looking for a way out of the village.
Try some more if I fail the first time.

{2} You fumble around once more.
{4} You find a burning path out of the village!

>leave river
>Construct weapons

{2} The river has other plans. You pick up speed.
{3} You make a tiny squirt gun.

repair scanner

{1} You broke it into three pieces.

BOSS:
Fiery Velociraptor Titan
{4+2v5+1(Insight)} The titan targets the angel with a stomp but the angel takes to flight and dodges after sensing the attack. Supercharging continues.

NPCs:

Reptilian Legion
{3v5+2} The legion suffers heavy losses from the fire! They begin to fall back!

Ghosts:

Become a ghost.

Flood the area with water summoned by magic. Ghosts can still cast spells!

((Already a ghost))
{5} You flood it some more doing {1v6+2} absolutely no damage at all to the titan. He burns so intensely water immediately evaporates before touching him.

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 68/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, outside village home, physical fitness (+1: Strength), superior enemy insight (+1: Rolls against bosses)

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, in village, can breathe and control fire, can heal self through phoenix-like rebirth, supreme leader of Reptilian Legion

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: Ghost (2 Turns)
Inventory: Ghost (Lockpick, rags)
Status: Is a ghost, in crushed BURNING prison

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 34/100
Inventory: ashes, nice ring
Status: Awake, large walking stick/Lernaean Hydra hybrid, 13 burnt regrowable wings (in double numbers), in village, can't fly, ON FIRE (-10 HP per turn)

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 95/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal, tiny squirt gun
Status: Awake, in river, sexually "sterile", bloody paint job, "raging barbarian"

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping

superBlast
Name: Ryan
HP: 90/100
Inventory: Various pieces of meat, $5.88
Status: Awake, in village

InZane
Name:R.O.G.UE
HP: 100/100
Inventory:Spare Metal, railgun, portable metal converter, three pieces of the scanner
Status: Awake, broken scanner

Spoiler: Boss Status (click to show/hide)

Fiery Velociraptor Titan
HP: 135/250
Status: Rampaging, Boss (+2; All rolls), Terrorizing Village, Burninating Peasants, Supercharging Attack (2 turns left)

[superBlast]

Run down the burning path out of the village.

[Xantalos]

FAHSTGGTGTGGTH
Put out fire

FIND CLOSEST LIVING THING. KILL. ABSORB. REPEAT UNTIL GIANT. KILL BOSS.

[/b]

[scapheap]

Activated archangel mode, Use spell 'Finger of God'.

[NoahTophatz]

>escape river
>make weapons

[GreatWyrmGold]

Get idea.
Set fire to the air next to the titan to remove all the oxygen in the air to starve the titan's fire of oxygen. YAY CHEMISTRY. There is NO way that can go wrong.

[da_nang]

Run down the burning path out of the village.

{4} Looks like burning debris stopped you halfway.

FAHSTGGTGTGGTH
Put out fire

FIND CLOSEST LIVING THING. KILL. ABSORB. REPEAT UNTIL GIANT. KILL BOSS.

[/b]

{4} You drop and roll around on the ground, reducing the flame intensity.
{2} Which blows back to full strength, burning you even further!

Activated archangel mode, Use spell 'Finger of God'.

{5} Archangel mode activated! Light pours down through the clouds in a pillar of light with the occasional angelical choir.
{4v5+2} 'Finger of God' countered with 'Fist of Fire'!

>escape river
>make weapons

{1} You're stuck in whitewater rapids!
{1} It damages several weapon systems!

BOSS:
Fiery Velociraptor Titan
{3+2} The titan channels more fury and energy into his supercharge! Supercharge imminent!

NPCs:

Reptilian Legion
{6v1+2} Legion falls into a trance, mercilessly and recklessly assaulting the titan! They do severe damage!

Ghosts:

Get idea.
Set fire to the air next to the titan to remove all the oxygen in the air to starve the titan's fire of oxygen. YAY CHEMISTRY. There is NO way that can go wrong.

{5} You have an idea.
{4v1+2} It starts somewhat succesfully but insufficient oxygen also weakens the burning air! Moderate damage is done to the titan and supercharge is weakened slightly.

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 50/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, outside village home, physical fitness (+1: Strength), superior enemy insight (+1: Rolls against bosses), Archangel mode, ON FIRE (-10 HP per turn)

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, in village, can breathe and control fire, can heal self through phoenix-like rebirth, supreme leader of Reptilian Legion

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: Ghost (2 Turns)
Inventory: Ghost (Lockpick, rags)
Status: Is a ghost, in crushed BURNING prison

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 24/100
Inventory: ashes, nice ring
Status: Awake, large walking stick/Lernaean Hydra hybrid, 13 burnt regrowable wings (in double numbers), in village, can't fly, ON FIRE (-10 HP per turn)

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 95/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal, tiny squirt gun
Status: Awake, in river, sexually "sterile", bloody paint job, "raging barbarian", in whitewater rapids, damaged weapon systems

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping

superBlast
Name: Ryan
HP: 90/100
Inventory: Various pieces of meat, $5.88
Status: Awake, in village

InZane
Name:R.O.G.UE
HP: 100/100
Inventory:Spare Metal, railgun, portable metal converter, three pieces of the scanner
Status: Awake, broken scanner

Spoiler: Boss Status (click to show/hide)

Fiery Velociraptor Titan
HP: 80/250
Status: Rampaging, Boss (+2; All rolls), Terrorizing Village, Burninating Peasants, Supercharging Attack (1 turn left)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Keep burning the burning stuff.

[Xantalos]

Call alien invasion force in to obliterate this solar system
Put out fire

[NoahTophatz]

>hide from supercharge in river

[superBlast]

Find a way around the debris and out of the village.
if that fails, jump over the debris and head out of the village. (since I'm a zombie, I no longer have a mind limiter to how much strength to use so I can jump insanely high. At the cost of damaging my leg muscles lol)

[scapheap]

((The archangel mode is a super mode E.G. bonuses with being tried afterward.))

Put out fires with a bust of power, sword charge.

[da_nang]

Call alien invasion force in to obliterate this solar system
Put out fire

{6} Local gods received the message and sent minions to hunt you down.
{3} You're rolling around on the ground, but not fast enough it seems.

>hide from supercharge in river

{2} The feeble attempt of hiding is prevented by the raw power of the whitewater rapids.

Find a way around the debris and out of the village.
if that fails, jump over the debris and head out of the village. (since I'm a zombie, I no longer have a mind limiter to how much strength to use so I can jump insanely high. At the cost of damaging my leg muscles lol)

{5} And you're out! Who knew you could walk around it.

((The archangel mode is a super mode E.G. bonuses with being tried afterward.))

Put out fires with a bust of power, sword charge.

{6} A wave of holy light is sent out, knocking out all the flames {6+1(Insight) + 1(Archangel)v2+2} including the titan. As well as the sun. For your crime, your god sends out a lightning bolt that corrupts your archangel mode.

NPCs:

Reptilian Legion
{5} With the titan dead, the legion is quick to heal their wounded.

Minions of Local Gods
{5v6} They tussle with the walking stick but got a bad start!

Ghosts:

Keep burning the burning stuff.

{3} The fire was snuffed out.
You are returned to your body.

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 50/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, outside village home, physical fitness (+1: Strength), superior enemy insight (+1: Rolls against bosses), Corrupted Archangel Mode (-2: Rolls using angel powers)

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, in village, can breathe and control fire, can heal self through phoenix-like rebirth, supreme leader of Reptilian Legion

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 25/100
Inventory: Lockpick, rags
Status: Awake, in crushed prison

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 24/100
Inventory: ashes, nice ring
Status: Awake, large walking stick/Lernaean Hydra hybrid, 13 burnt regrowable wings (in double numbers), in village, can't fly, in a tussle with minions

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 95/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal, tiny squirt gun
Status: Awake, in river, sexually "sterile", bloody paint job, "raging barbarian", in whitewater rapids, damaged weapon systems

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping

superBlast
Name: Ryan
HP: 90/100
Inventory: Various pieces of meat, $5.88
Status: Awake, outside village

InZane
Name:R.O.G.UE
HP: 100/100
Inventory:Spare Metal, railgun, portable metal converter, three pieces of the scanner
Status: Awake, broken scanner

[Xantalos]

OMNOMNOM minions
Go up to god realms
OMNOMNOM gods

[scapheap]

Turn off archangel mode, pray for forgiveness.