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[superBlast]

o.O Then what's sleep paralysis?[/b]

((Wiki))

Oh.... ok then

[NoahTophatz]

>collect metal

[DinosaurusRex_x]

> Laugh maniacally, striking fear into the souls of his enemies and/or casual acquaintances.
>> Be BFFs with mecha giant fire raptor megaboss

[da_nang]

Bid homeowner good day and leave the house.

{2} You punch him in the face and {4} casually walk out.

I am very happy with this.

Inspire the local to take up arms

{3v4} They stop mesmerized for but a second, but quickly resume running and screaming.

>Scan
then scan again for metals

{3} First scan reveals only trace amounts. {1} Second scan overloads the scanner.

Ooze down the offending bird's throat and assimilate it, then fly away on my 15 wings.

{5v5} You unconsciously secrete a murky ooze! Unfortunately, the birds avoid it by releasing the chokehold.

((You're already awake. ))

o.O Then what's sleep paralysis?

Well anyways,
Use zombie instincts to find nearby sources of fresh meat

{6} You detect all meat withing a mile radius and head to the largest concentration of it, a village! There you attract the attention of the few town guards not panicking.

Swear. Examine cell.

{2} You "swear". {1} Still frustrated, you smash your head against the bars with too much force, giving yourself a crushing migraine.

>collect metal

{2} No usable metal found. Damn.

> Laugh maniacally, striking fear into the souls of his enemies and/or casual acquaintances.
>> Be BFFs with mecha giant fire raptor megaboss

{2} You "squeal" gleefully in the voice of Fluttershy, striking fear into no one.
{4v4+2} He flings you away into the village with his fiery tail.

BOSS:
Fiery Velociraptor Titan
{3+2} The towering titan reaches the village and begins terrorizing it! Burninating the peasants!

NPCs:
{6} The sound of a hundred horns sound in the distance, from both sides!

Birds
{4v6} They once again try to find a new place to place a chokehold but the walking stick surprises them! It manages to assimilate them all!

Locals
{3v3+2} Scared to death, they fall down and try to plea the titan to spare them, but they become dinner instead. Fiery dinner, extra crispy.

Town guards
{6v3+2} They launch a kamikaze attack at the titan and manages to deal a sliver of damage before being burnt to a crisp.

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 78/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, outside village home, physical fitness (+1: Strength)

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 50/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, in village, can breathe and control fire.

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 45/100
Inventory: Lockpick, rags
Status: Starkly awake, crushing migraine (-2: Intelligence; 4 turns), in prison, writhing in pain, no food

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 84/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo), ashes, nice ring
Status: Awake, large walking stick/Lernaean Hydra hybrid, 13 regrowable wings (in double numbers), in birds' nest, awake

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal.
Status: Awake, in village, sexually "sterile", bloody paint job, "raging barbarian"

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping

superBlast
Name: Ryan
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Various pieces of meat, machete, $5.88
Status: Awake, in village

InZane
Name:R.O.G.UE
HP: 100/100
Inventory:Spare Metal, railgun, portable metal converter
Status: Awake, overloaded scanner

Spoiler: Boss Status (click to show/hide)

Fiery Velociraptor Titan
HP: 245/250
Status: Rampaging, Boss (+2; All rolls), Terrorizing Village, Burninating Peasants

[superBlast]

"Oh come on.... cooked meat isn't as effective as fresh meat! Stupid giant dinosaur thing... burning up my meat...."

Take out my machete and climb far as I can on the Giant titan dinosaur thing.
Then attack it when I can climb anymore, preferably attack soft skin or eyes.

[Xantalos]

Assimillate a gigantic number of trees, becoming a giant.
Engage in battle with the boss.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oy. Migrane.

Try to assuage headache.

[NoahTophatz]

>sneak away from the fire Titan
>search for a mine

[scapheap]

Learn to be good at fighting bosses, Train my sword fighting.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

> Heal self, WITH FIRE

[da_nang]

"Oh come on.... cooked meat isn't as effective as fresh meat! Stupid giant dinosaur thing... burning up my meat...."

Take out my machete and climb far as I can on the Giant titan dinosaur thing.
Then attack it when I can climb anymore, preferably attack soft skin or eyes.

{1v2+2} You catch fire trying to climb the velociraptor titan made of fire! Your sword is lodged in the titan's foot!

Assimillate a gigantic number of trees, becoming a giant.
Engage in battle with the boss.

{2} You assimilate the wooden nest and remain the same size. {4v6+2} Turns out, it's not such a good idea to attack a much larger creature made of fire when you're a walking stick. It stomps you as you catch on fire!

Oy. Migrane.

Try to assuage headache.

{3} It's not working!

>sneak away from the fire Titan
>search for a mine

{2v3+2} All that metal plating is too noisy as you're detected by the titan and slightly scorched!
{5} Undeterred, you manufacture a mine with you're maintenance nanites and some unburnt scrap.

Learn to be good at fighting bosses, Train my sword fighting.

{6} You meditate at the spot and gain insight on battling superior enemies! You are however, completely oblivious to the falling, burning wall behind you. It knocks you out cold in the heat.

> Heal self, WITH FIRE

{5} You torch yourself and burn to ashes! Like a phoenix, you rise from the ashes unharmed and fully healed!

BOSS:
Fiery Velociraptor Titan
{6+2} The titan supercharges a devastating attack! The entire sky turns red from the intense flames now bursting from the titan's body!

NPCs:
Two armies arrive at the village, aghast at the sight of the titan! Each army appears to be a legion at full strength. In front of the titan stands an army of dark-skinned soldiers in yellow armor, armed with swords and spells. Behind the titan, an army of scaly reptilian humanoids in scaled iron armor and armed with spears and bows.

Yellow Legion
"I51 Q2zvzäl4q! Wwv yky Pm9qrpx!"
{5v6+2} They launch a combined attack on the titan, throwing ice and water spells and doing minor damage but taking heavy casualties from the stomping.

Reptilian Legion
"Veösy p1wtunv0 rtr åi2öiös! Täz 3qi Hzy4! Fäå Lrxuävi!"
{5v2+2} The reptilians launch a sneak attack on the titan from behind doing heavy damage before retreating to avoid the stomping.

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 68/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, outside village home, physical fitness (+1: Strength), superior enemy insight (+1: Rolls against bosses), unconscious, beneath collapsed burning wall

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, in village, can breathe and control fire, can heal self through phoenix-like rebirth

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 45/100
Inventory: Lockpick, rags
Status: Starkly awake, crushing migraine (-2: Intelligence; 3 turns), in prison, writhing in pain, no food

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 64/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo), ashes, nice ring
Status: Awake, large walking stick/Lernaean Hydra hybrid, 13 regrowable wings (in double numbers), in village, ON FIRE (-10 HP per turn)

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 95/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal, mine
Status: Awake, in village, sexually "sterile", bloody paint job, "raging barbarian"

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping

superBlast
Name: Ryan
HP: 90/100
Inventory: Various pieces of meat, $5.88
Status: Awake, in village, ON FIRE (-10 HP per turn)

InZane
Name:R.O.G.UE
HP: 100/100
Inventory:Spare Metal, railgun, portable metal converter
Status: Awake, overloaded scanner

Spoiler: Boss Status (click to show/hide)

Fiery Velociraptor Titan
HP: 215/250
Status: Rampaging, Boss (+2; All rolls), Terrorizing Village, Burninating Peasants, Supercharging Attack (2 turns left)

[scapheap]

Lift wall with strength and throw it at the Fiery Velociraptor Titan

[Xantalos]

Quench self in water.
Absorb armies, become gigantic fleshblob Titan.

[superBlast]

"Aw come on... I was just on fire not too long ago!"

Search for water, mainly lot's of water.
If water found, attempt to put out the fire on me using water.

If no water found, attempt to put out fire with my hands and rolling on the ground.

[NoahTophatz]

>attempt to throw the mine into the bosses mouth
>search for a river