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[InZane]

>same as last

[NoahTophatz]

>go back inside house
>take sword

[Xantalos]

Eat them all and smash the goddamn nest!

[scapheap]

Bid homeowner good day and leave the house.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

>Create an exact controllable clone of my dino-self, out of FIRE

[GreatWyrmGold]

Demand my potion. Explain that it keeps the demon inside of me from escaping.

[da_nang]

>Reboot.
>Scan area for any metal.

{5} Reboot complete.
{1} Your scan makes so much noise that it wakes up a nearby beast!

>go back inside house
>take sword

{1} You're mistaken by the locals for a raging barbarian with warpaint!
{6} You fashion your own welding arm into a crude sword/welding laser.

Eat them all and smash the goddamn nest!

{4v5} They place a chokehold with their beaks! You're having trouble breathing!

Bid homeowner good day and leave the house.

{2} You punch him in the face and {4} casually walk out.

>Create an exact controllable clone of my dino-self, out of FIRE

{6} Unleashing your full power, you create a towering, fiery velociraptor titan! It breaks free of your control and proceeds to rampage!

Demand my potion. Explain that it keeps the demon inside of me from escaping.

{1} The jailor falls asleep as your hollow words goes through one ear and out through the other.

BOSS:
Fiery Velociraptor Titan
{1+2} The titan heads towards a village in the distance, but is slowed down by the thick, now burning, vegetation.

NPCs:
Beast
{2} It feels uninterested in the noise and falls asleep again.

Birds
{4v1} They strangle the walking stick! It passes out!

Locals
{1} They scream and flee from the raging barbarian!

Smoke rises from the forest and covers the sun!

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 78/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, outside village home, physical fitness (+1: Strength)

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 70/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, at plantation, can breathe and control fire.

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 50/100
Inventory: Lockpick, rags
Status: Starkly awake, headache, in prison, writhing in pain, no food

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 84/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo), ashes, nice ring
Status: Awake, large walking stick/Lernaean Hydra hybrid, 13 regrowable wings (in double numbers), in birds' nest, is being strangled, unconscious

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal.
Status: Awake, in village, sexually "sterile", bloody paint job, "raging barbarian"

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping

superBlast
Name: Ryan
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Various pieces of meat, machete, $5.88
Status: Awake

InZane
Name:R.O.G.UE
HP: 100/100
Inventory:Spare Metal, railgun, portable metal converter
Status: Awake

Spoiler: Boss Status (click to show/hide)

Fiery Velociraptor Titan
HP: 250/250
Status: Rampaging, Boss (+2; All rolls)

[scapheap]

Bid homeowner good day and leave the house.

{2} You punch him in the face and {4} casually walk out.

I am very happy with this.

Inspire the local to take up arms

[InZane]

>Scan
then scan again for metals

[superBlast]

Wait... does a zombie even sleep o.O
Oh well

Wake up 100% guaranteed this time!
If that fails, 200% guaranteed to work!

[da_nang]

((You're already awake. ))

[Xantalos]

Ooze down the offending bird's throat and assimilate it, then fly away on my 15 wings.

[superBlast]

((You're already awake. ))

o.O Then what's sleep paralysis?

Well anyways,
Use zombie instincts to find nearby sources of fresh meat

[da_nang]

((You're already awake. ))

o.O Then what's sleep paralysis?[/b]

((Wiki))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Swear. Examine cell.