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[DinosaurusRex_x]

>Steal a pair of Hydratoad's wings

[scapheap]

Push ups once more.

[da_nang]

>fix self
>use spare metal to fix damage

{4} Full capacity on maintenance system, still not oiled.
{5} You work your metal to the... endoskeleton. Yes. All holes are gone and you give yourself a new paint job too. With the blood of roaming woodland critters.

Most wings! Try to get 20.

{2} They seem to have a mind of their own and is preventing you from reaching them.

Enter village.

{2} You enter a noble's home! A dark-skinned fellow shrieks and calls for the guards!

>Steal a pair of Hydratoad's wings

{6v6} You try to rip them all off but they fling you away! You land in a plantation.

Push ups once more.

{5} Push it to the limit! You feel stronger!

NPCs:
Dark-skinned noble
"Jbn0h, lpqs! 2vvåtlxvy1!"
{5v5} The noble tries to punch the scrawny humanoid but the humanoid dodges it!

The sun is moving closer to the land

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 79/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, outside shack, massive migraine (-2: Intelligence; 3 turns), physical fitness (+1: Strength)

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 75/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, at plantation

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 70/100
Inventory: Bottomless Bottle of the potion (magical), Enchanted Robe (repairs itself), Book, stone tablet
Status: Starkly awake, headache, in noble's home

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 84/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo), ashes, nice ring
Status: Awake, large toad/Lernaean Hydra hybrid, 13 regrowable wings (in double numbers), in pond

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal.
Status: Awake, maintenance system at 90% capacity, outside shack, not oiled (-1: Speed, Agility), sexually "sterile", bloody paint job

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping

[scapheap]

Hum badass song, Fly.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Grab the noble's fist, bid him good day, leave house. Release fist at some point before leaving the house.

[NoahTophatz]

>travel
>search for suitable oil

[DinosaurusRex_x]

>eat something spicy in the plantation; develop fire breathing skills.

[Xantalos]

Go to the closest tree and assimillate.

[da_nang]

Hum badass song, Fly.

{2} You hum some Benny Hill {4} and hover for a while by flapping your wings.

Grab the noble's fist, bid him good day, leave house. Release fist at some point before leaving the house.

{5} You graciously grab the noble's hands and highly bid him farewell {2} and pull him outside.

>travel
>search for suitable oil

{6} You travel for miles in circles, not letting any obstacle get in your way. Eventually you reach a village and smash your body into a house through a wall {5} where you find cooking oil. By using some of your nanites to modify said oil, you apply it to your joints. They feel much better now. Can't say the same about the house owner.

>eat something spicy in the plantation; develop fire breathing skills.

{4} You find some black pepper. It's not particularly hot, but it's spicy. {2} Not spicy enough to breath fire.

Go to the closest tree and assimillate.

{4} You partially assimilate a branch near the pond. It sticks out of you.

NPCs:
Dark-skinned noble
"Jy3 ö2öv md4q1 2nj ti zq, å'4nw!"
{5v3} He punches the scrawny humanoid with a blow to the stomach. Said humanoid is writhing in pain.

House Owner
"Y2r4 quågc7wqmvng! Uxizou, pxzowcc!"
{2} The house owner hides behind a counter.

Plantation Owner
{3v6} A plantation owner spots the velociraptor and tries to chase him down! Instead, he's greeted by its powerful tail and is toppled over.

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 79/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, outside shack, massive migraine (-2: Intelligence; 2 turns), physical fitness (+1: Strength), hovering

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 75/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, at plantation

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 60/100
Inventory: Bottomless Bottle of the potion (magical), Enchanted Robe (repairs itself), Book, stone tablet
Status: Starkly awake, headache, outside noble's home, writhing in pain

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 84/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo), ashes, nice ring
Status: Awake, large toad/Lernaean Hydra hybrid, 13 regrowable wings (in double numbers), in pond, partially absorbed branch

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal.
Status: Awake, maintenance system at 90% capacity, in village home, sexually "sterile", bloody paint job

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping

[Xantalos]

Find a tree, assimillate it, become a giant hydratoad.

[scapheap]

Fly to another place, Land on top of a poor SOB.

[NoahTophatz]

>examine he owner
>if home owner grabs weapon use welding laser on the weapon

[GreatWyrmGold]

Appologize to nolbe guy.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

> take some of the black pepper for later.

[da_nang]

Find a tree, assimillate it, become a giant hydratoad.

{2} You'd like to but you feel compelled to finish the branch instead.
{3} You remain the same size.

Fly to another place, Land on top of a poor SOB.

{5} You fly to the village where you {2} fly into a window and collide with a robot.

>examine he owner
>if home owner grabs weapon use welding laser on the weapon

{2} Examination interrupted by the angel!
{3} You see him grab a sword but your welding laser is blocked by the angel!

Appologize to nolbe guy.

{3} You grasp for air, exclaiming your pain.

> take some of the black pepper for later.

{6} You take all of the black pepper and shove it in your mouth. The cumulative capsaicin makes you gain the ability to breath fire uncontrollably and set the whole plantation ablaze. The smoke stack can be seen for miles.

NPCs:
Dark-skinned noble
{3v1} The noble procedes to kick the humanoid mercilessly until he stubs his toes against the iron bones.

House Owner
{5} The house owner pulls out a sword from behind the counter!

Plantation Owner
{5v1} The plantation owner knocks the velociraptor unconscious with a FALCON PUNCH and quickly puts out the flames.

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 79/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, in village home, massive migraine (-2: Intelligence; 1 turns), physical fitness (+1: Strength), on top of robot

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 70/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Unconscious, at plantation, can breathe fire uncontrollably

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 50/100
Inventory: Bottomless Bottle of the potion (magical), Enchanted Robe (repairs itself), Book, stone tablet
Status: Starkly awake, headache, outside noble's home, writhing in pain

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 84/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo), ashes, nice ring
Status: Awake, large toad/Lernaean Hydra hybrid, 13 regrowable wings (in double numbers), in pond

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal.
Status: Awake, maintenance system at 90% capacity, in village home, sexually "sterile", bloody paint job, covered by the angel

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping