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[GreatWyrmGold]

Use magic to remove obstruction and open door simultaneously. (Presumably with explosive force...)

[NoahTophatz]

>escape shack
>drain water

[Xantalos]

Absorb their corpses, then grow wings and fly around to survey my surroundings.

[scapheap]

Slice my way out, holy heal.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

> use glorious cape to catch a pocket of air and use it as a comfortable air supply

[da_nang]

Use magic to remove obstruction and open door simultaneously. (Presumably with explosive force...)

{5} With a wave of your hand and a few muffled words, you summon forth a water pulse! The pressure wave obliterates the door and {5v3} tears a large hole in the robot. You all flush out.

>escape shack
>drain water

{6} You reactivate yourself and pull your head out of the door.
{6} You drain all liquid inside of you including the oil for your joints. You now have very squeaky joints and feel less mobile.

Absorb their corpses, then grow wings and fly around to survey my surroundings.

{3} You eat them, raw.
{6} You put your digestion system into turbomode to fully absorb the critters. You use the absorbed energy to grow wings. Lots of them. Like twelve. You're now a Lernaean Hydra/Toad hybrid, except only the wings grow themselves back in double the numbers. Too heavy to fly though.

Slice my way out, holy heal.

{3} Well, you're already out. You stab the pieces of the door out of spite.
{4} You chant quietly for yourself as some of your health is restored.
Your migraine ends.

> use glorious cape to catch a pocket of air and use it as a comfortable air supply

{6} You spin around in the water, forming a whirlpool and confuse a hydra/toad hybrid. Then, by using your cape, you force the water and hydra into the air. In a flash, you cover yourself with the cape and create a sizable air pocket as the water and hydra comes crashing down upon you.

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 79/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, outside shack

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 75/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, in pond, has air pocket (3 turns)

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 70/100
Inventory: Bottomless Bottle of the potion (magical), Enchanted Robe (repairs itself), Book, stone tablet
Status: Starkly awake, headache, outside shack

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 84/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo), ashes
Status: Awake, large toad/Lernaean Hydra hybrid, regrowable wings (in double numbers), in pond, confusion (-1: All; 2 turns)

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 50/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal.
Status: Awake, maintenance system at 50% capacity, outside shack, pencil-sized hole in the head, large hole, not oiled (-1: Speed, Agility)

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping

[scapheap]

Find plot.

[Xantalos]

Explore, lighten bones to be able to fly.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Remove a couple wings from the toad, to eat and help it fly. Try to find something useful in the area.[/b]

[Xantalos]

Remove a couple wings from the toad, to eat and help it fly.

I don't think you're near me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Remove a couple wings from the toad, to eat and help it fly.

I don't think you're near me.

Isn't the pond near the shack I just came out of?

[Xantalos]

Remove a couple wings from the toad, to eat and help it fly.

I don't think you're near me.

Isn't the pond near the shack I just came out of?

No clue.

[NoahTophatz]

>fix myself
>use spare metal to fix holes in myself

[da_nang]

Remove a couple wings from the toad, to eat and help it fly.

I don't think you're near me.

Isn't the pond near the shack I just came out of?

No clue.

((I'm afraid it's not))

[da_nang]

Find plot.

{4} You glance over the scrawny humanoid and read the stone tablet he carries.

MM5W PZEÖ 9OV GI1W SW MVÄLWÄFQ17
UAÄY H1L I693HVR

ÖMY 7Z4WV 3V4 UIWM W3XVR 7ÄÅY UM57ÄW7EXQX
NFTÖ TRU LZAUUMW

PVS0 9OV ÄW50W WEK28 RVJ1 ZÄW IX3TÅZIGTV ÅY1GO2

If only someone knew how to translate it...

Explore, lighten bones to be able to fly.

{6-1 (Confusion)} You find a very nice ring which you certainly don't mind... repossessing.
{2-1 (Confusion)} Your bones get heavier!

Remove a couple wings from the toad, to eat and help it fly. Try to find something useful in the area.[/b]

{5} You find a dirt path right next to the demolished shack. How you missed it is a mystery.

>fix myself
>use spare metal to fix holes in myself

{3} You fix yourself, removing your sex simulation subroutines and deleting your porn folder permanently.
{2} You find yourself unable to fit the square metal sheet through the circular holes.

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 79/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, outside shack

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 75/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, in pond, has air pocket (2 turns)

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 70/100
Inventory: Bottomless Bottle of the potion (magical), Enchanted Robe (repairs itself), Book, stone tablet
Status: Starkly awake, headache, outside shack

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 84/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo), ashes, nice ring
Status: Awake, large toad/Lernaean Hydra hybrid, regrowable wings (in double numbers), in pond, confusion (-1: All; 1 turns)

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 50/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal.
Status: Awake, maintenance system at 50% capacity, outside shack, pencil-sized hole in the head, large hole, not oiled (-1: Speed, Agility), sexually "sterile"

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping