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[NoahTophatz]

>use my laser welding arm on the dinosaur

[GreatWyrmGold]

Okay, that was kinda funny.
"I'm almost certain he captured with that rook before castling...if he hadn't, I woulda OW! Hey, what's this?

Read tablet

[DinosaurusRex_x]

This droid appears to be hostile!  Does not want a parrot dinosaur!

> Burrow into the Bot's head, form a comfortable nest inside.

[da_nang]

Light the fire with holy magic.

{1} You grab two sticks and create fire with a hand drill. With the burning stick firmly in your hand, you raise it up high and shout satanic words about the return of the Winged Lord of Darkness. Thunder booms above you and the shack starts to shake violently. At the climax you set yourself on fire as a sacrifice to the Dark Lord as the ominous quakes and thunder subside into silence.

Become amphibious
Get out of pond

{4} You're now a toad. A small, non-poisonous one, but a toad nonetheless.
{1} You wish you could, but at your small size you're now the target of some birds of prey.

>use my laser welding arm on the dinosaur

{2v6} As you point the laser at the velociraptor, the dinosaur grabs it and shoots you first!

Okay, that was kinda funny.
"I'm almost certain he captured with that rook before castling...if he hadn't, I woulda OW! Hey, what's this?

Read tablet

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UAÄY H1L I693HVR

ÖMY 7Z4WV 3V4 UIWM W3XVR 7ÄÅY UM57ÄW7EXQX
NFTÖ TRU LZAUUMW

PVS0 9OV ÄW50W WEK28 RVJ1 ZÄW IX3TÅZIGTV ÅY1GO2

You try to read it but you don't recognize the language. Perhaps someone else might know. {1} That may need to wait though as the angel has spread the fire onto you!

This droid appears to be hostile!  Does not want a parrot dinosaur!

> Burrow into the Bot's head, form a comfortable nest inside.

{3v3} Although you shot first in a controversial event, the robot isn't going to take it easy on you this time. While you do manage to make a small, pencil-sized hole in the robot, his flailing makes you lose your grip. You tumble to the floor as two burning people come running towards you both.

NPCs:
Birds of prey
{4v6} The birds charge the little toad, but the toad dodges it at the last second! Unable to halt their momentum, the birds collide with each other.


The hail subsides as the clouds begin to disperse. The sun can be seen high up in the sky at its zenith.

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 74/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, migraine (-1: intelligence; 3 turns), inside shack, ON FIRE (-10 HP per turn)

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 95/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, inside shack, dysphonia (-1: Personality; 2 turns)

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 90/100
Inventory: Bottomless Bottle of the potion (magical), Enchanted Robe (repairs itself), Book, stone tablet
Status: Starkly awake, headache, ON FIRE (-10 HP per turn)

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 84/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo), ashes
Status: Awake, small toad, in pond

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 80/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal.
Status: Awake, malfunctioning energy conduit, maintenance system at 50% capacity, inside shack, pencil-sized hole in the head

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping

[scapheap]

Stop, drop and roll then for good meause find the nearest pool of water and jump in.

[Xantalos]

Grow bigger than the birds.
Eat them.

[NoahTophatz]

>kill the obviously dangerous dinosaur life form
>fix self

[GreatWyrmGold]

Create water. Since my kind of magic is not good at precision, make a LOT of water.

[da_nang]

Stop, drop and roll then for good meause find the nearest pool of water and jump in.

{6} You snap out of your madness and headspin on the floor. The intense speed puts out the fire on you, but the friction of the headspin sets the shack ablaze.
{4} You find a bucket of stagnant water and put it on your head.

Grow bigger than the birds.
Eat them.

{4} You grow to the same size as the birds.
{3v1} Using your tongue, you grab the birds and shove them into your mouth. Their feathers tickle your uvula though and you spit them out. However, the birds pass out from the near-death experience.

>kill the obviously dangerous dinosaur life form
>fix self

{4v4} Mexican standoff! While you're pointing your laser at the velociraptor, he's threatening to pull out your power source.
{4} You fix the energy conduit, but not the maintenance system.

Create water. Since my kind of magic is not good at precision, make a LOT of water.

{6} You flood the shack. All of it. The flames are put out, but everyone in the shack is now drowning, except for the robot. On the other hand, its pencil-sized hole is taking in water which risks shorting it.

NPCs:
Birds of prey
{2} They remain unconscious.

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 64/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, migraine (-1: intelligence; 2 turns), inside shack, DROWNING (-10 HP per turn)

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 85/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, inside shack, dysphonia (-1: Personality; 1 turns), DROWNING (-10 HP per turn)

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 80/100
Inventory: Bottomless Bottle of the potion (magical), Enchanted Robe (repairs itself), Book, stone tablet
Status: Starkly awake, headache,  DROWNING (-10 HP per turn)

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 84/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo), ashes
Status: Awake, large toad, in pond

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 70/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal.
Status: Awake, maintenance system at 50% capacity, inside shack, pencil-sized hole in the head, DRENCHED IN WATER (Short circuit d6 check per turn)

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping

[Xantalos]

Suffocate the birds in infinite foam from my fire extingusher.

[scapheap]

Remove bucket, Bust out the door.

[NoahTophatz]

>Escape water
>remove water from head

[GreatWyrmGold]

Escape shack.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

> Climb for higher ground (tippy-claws on Bot's head)

[da_nang]

Suffocate the birds in infinite foam from my fire extingusher.

{4} You suffocate them with finite foam.

Remove bucket, Bust out the door.

{1} It's stuck!
{6} You slam your head through the door but the pressure difference keeps it shut! Your head is sticking out on the other side, though.

>Escape water
>remove water from head

{4} You switch place with the Angel.
{3} You drain some of it, but not enough.
{2} You short circuit!

Escape shack.

{2} The robot's blocking the entrance! You're stuck!

> Climb for higher ground (tippy-claws on Bot's head)

{6} You make a run for the robot, stomping on him as you thrust yourself upwards. The thrust propels you out through the ceiling with so much force that you go airborne and land in a deep pond, where you begin to drown again. Your dysphonia's gone, though.

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 54/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, migraine (-1: intelligence; 1 turns), inside shack, DROWNING (-10 HP per turn)

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 75/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, in pond, DROWNING (-10 HP per turn)

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 70/100
Inventory: Bottomless Bottle of the potion (magical), Enchanted Robe (repairs itself), Book, stone tablet
Status: Starkly awake, headache,  DROWNING (-10 HP per turn)

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 84/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo), ashes
Status: Awake, large toad, in pond

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 70/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal.
Status: Awake, maintenance system at 50% capacity, inside shack, stuck in the front door, pencil-sized hole in the head, DRENCHED IN WATER (Short circuit d6 check per turn), short circuited

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping