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[DinosaurusRex_x]

 > Wear bag rags as cape.  This will give his feathery body some extra surface area for flying!

[da_nang]

>scan the area
>attempt to bypass malfunctioning energy conduit

{1} Your BIOS flickers and forces a reboot! {3} Once rebooted, you attempt to bypass the energy conduit but your memory banks lack the schematics.

Give up for now, return to dreamland.

{4} You dream lucidly.

((double kill)) Unstuck my sword.

{2} It's very stuck.

Assimillate both corpses.

{4} You assimilate one corpse and part of the sword. It tickles.

> Wear bag rags as cape.  This will give his feathery body some extra surface area for flying!

{5} You tie the rags together and wear it as a glorious cape worthy of heroes!

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 91/100
Inventory: Holy sword kebab, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD.
Status: Bleeding face

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, up in a tree

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Bottomless Bottle of the potion (magical), Enchanted Robe (repairs itself), Book
Status: Lucid dreaming

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo)
Status: Awake, wrapping a dead beast, part of Holy Sword assimilated.

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal.
Status: Awake, malfunctioning energy conduit

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.

[Xantalos]

Incorporate the sword into my claws and attempt to ascertain how stuck the angel is.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...the ONE time I succeed...

Wake up!

[DinosaurusRex_x]

> examine what flew into his tree.  In terms of scientific nutritional values.  As in like...  'I am going to eat this'

[scapheap]

"Stop eating my sword." Summon sword because strength isn't working.

[NoahTophatz]

>scan the area
>attempt manual bypass

[da_nang]

Incorporate the sword into my claws and attempt to ascertain how stuck the angel is.

{1} You shoot out the sword and lose grip of the beast, unassimilating the sword and leaving a gaping wound. The angel was never stuck.

...the ONE time I succeed...

Wake up!

{5} After the weirdest dream, you finally launch yourself off the ground, awake and ready for anything.

> examine what flew into his tree.  In terms of scientific nutritional values.  As in like...  'I am going to eat this'

{6} You spot a dead beast lying on the ground with a sword stuck in it like a kebab. It's covered in a few green and hard carapace shells. It has two eyes and what looks like three tentacles sticking out of its face. But there's some soft tissue, maybe muscle. It looks tasty! So tasty, you immediately launch at it, diving down onto it with your cape and begin to devour it in chunks. You don't care if it's edible, poisonous or compatible with your digestion system.

"Stop eating my sword." Summon sword because strength isn't working.

{1} You scream incomprehensible words at the top of your lungs only to hear more distorted echoes. They don't sound friendly.
Your face stops bleeding, leaving behind a massive scar.

>scan the area
>attempt manual bypass

{5} You scan the area perfectly, noting down a mountain of data of various creatures around you. The closest one appears to be a scrawny humanoid. {1} You slam a piece of metal onto the damaged conduit only for it to short circuit your memory banks. All recent survey data has been lost!

NPCs:
{6} The echoes grow larger! Different echoes respond!


A storm approaches the forest and it looks like a big one.

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 90/100
Inventory: Holy sword kebab, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD.
Status: Awake, scarred face.

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, feasting on dead beast

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Bottomless Bottle of the potion (magical), Enchanted Robe (repairs itself), Book
Status: Starkly awake

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 97/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo)
Status: Awake, gaping wound (-3 HP/turn, 5 turns)

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal.
Status: Awake, malfunctioning energy conduit

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping

[NoahTophatz]

>scan the area
>attempt manual bypass

[GreatWyrmGold]

About time.

Figure out what the hell is going on.

[scapheap]

Run and grab the sword.

[Xantalos]

Hibernate indefinitely.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

>See if eating fresh meat gives me powers.

[da_nang]

>scan the area
>attempt manual bypass

{1} The failed bypass is corrupting the survey data! {3} You remove the piece of metal short circuiting your memory banks.

About time.

Figure out what the hell is going on.

{3} Your head starts to pound from the thinking. But you notice the dark clouds in the sky.

Run and grab the sword.

{5} With the agility of a pious angel, you gracefully pull the sword out of the beast. It's yours, at last!

Hibernate indefinitely.

{1} Thinking of hibernating made your brain kick into overload! You're stricken with insomnia! Your wound still bleeds.

>See if eating fresh meat gives me powers.

{1} Your mind is overpowered by your stomach! You keep eating until there's nothing left. Not even bones. Your stomach hurts and you feel less agile.

NPCs:
{1} The echoes deafen.

Rain pours and cold winds pierce through the forest.

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 90/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face.

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, stomach ache (-1: Agility; 5 turns)

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Bottomless Bottle of the potion (magical), Enchanted Robe (repairs itself), Book
Status: Starkly awake, headache

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 94/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo)
Status: Awake, gaping wound (-3 HP/turn, 4 turns), insomnia (-1: Strength; 5 turns)

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal.
Status: Awake, malfunctioning energy conduit

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping

[GreatWyrmGold]

Um...what was my character again?

Oh right.

Use magic to try to stop the storm.