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[Corai]

GET YOU NOOCLEAR BOM AND SPORRTZ CAR AND PUT NOOCLEAR BOM IN FRONT OF WALL THEN DRIVE REAL FAST TO FAR AWAY PLACE AND DETONATE NOOCLEAR BOM

(1+1) IT DETONATES BEFORE YOU CAN DROP THE BOMB. THE WALL LAUGHS.

WALL DOWN. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE SURFACE. WALL DOWN. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE SURFACE. WALL DOWN. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE SURFACE. WALL DOWN. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE SURFACE. WALL DOWN. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE SURFACE. WALL DOWN. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE SURFACE.

(5+1) YOU APPLY SO MUCH WALL DOWN, THE ENTIRE WALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN!

... BUT THEN THE WALL DOWN HARDENS AND MAKES A NEW WALL.

>SUMMON GIANT HUMPTY DUMPTY
>HAVE HIM SMASH THE WALL OUT OF SPITE

(2+1) HUMPTY DUMPTY HEADBUTTS THE WALL. THE KING'S MEN, HORSES AND I DON'T KNOW THE REST COME AND HAVE A FEAST.

Acquire Kool Aid.
Place Kool Aid on other side of wall.
Yell for Kool Aid.
Profit?

(5+1) KOOL AID AQUIRED. YOU CLIMB THE WALL THAT NEVER ENDS SOMEHOW. YOU YELL WHILE CLIMBING SO LOUDLY THAT GOD HIMSELF COMES DOWN TO REWARD YOU. YOU GET A  PENNY FOR YOUR TROUBLES.

>SPAWN AS CERTAIN SOFT DRINK MASCOT

>DO THE OBVIOUS

(6+1! 7!) YOU SPAWN AS THE SAINTS FLOW MASCOT FROM SR3. YOU PULL OUT DUEL ROCKET LAUNCHERS AND START KILLING THE WALL WHILE KOOL AID MAN HOMIES HELP YOU.

1.Create black hole with a size of 200 elephants.
2.Put it near the wall.
3.??
4.PROFIT

(1+1) YOU GET SUCKED INTO THE BLACK HOLE AND THE WALL CONSUMES IT TO GAIN A NEW DEFENSE.

Create bigger wall.
Crush first wall's self esteem.
Make wall insecure about its wallhood.
Create fake online profile and disguise ourselves as tall and sturdy wall.
Seduce wall.
Make remarks about sturdiness if other wall's wallness.
Make first wall fight second wall.
Rig fight so first wall wins.
Also, make sure second wall is gaywall.
Wall will realize he only ever loved gaywall.
Wall will skip of into sunset with other wall.
Wall will the adopt child.
We will steal wallbaby and replace with wreckingballbaby.
We will make wreckingballbaby murder gaywall.
First wall will be forced to kill wreckingballbaby in self defense.
Courts will arrest first wall.
First wall's lawyer will be wreckingballbaby's biological mommy.
Wreckingballbaby mommy will eventually bond with first wall and learn the true meaning of Christmas.
Wreckingballbaby mommy will then die in an unfortunate accident that may or may not involve a giant ball of twine and a giant kitten.
Overcome with grief, first wall will break down in court, gaining the sympathy it badly needed.  Unfortunately, that means it is broken and not destroyed.
After going on a tour around Europe, first wall will go back home.
We will hire wreckingballbaby daddy to kill first wall.
Wreckingballbaby daddy will actually fall in love with first wall, until he finds out first wall is not interested, being wallsexual!
Hijinks ensue!
The two quirky and unlikely heroes manage to become lifelong friends and adopt a hee-has wall!
A popular TV sitcom is made based on their unlikely story!
A well-known company that cannot be identified for legal reasons sues first wall and wins the suit!
First wall becomes disillusioned and heads off to Canada.
Several spin-off shows start up, but none really take root because they have to stay at least 50 ft. from the original premise.
Eventually though, first wall is captured by communist Russian bears disguised as polar bears!
First wall eventually becomes successful communist Canadian spy!
After another unfortunate series of events, first wall becomes enemy of the state!
First wall assembles a rag-tag team of friends it has made over the years!
But Mounties always catch their man-Er, wall!
Mounties arrest wall, and wall is systematically executed by the real polar bears!

Yay, moral(?) victory!

Well.  That sonofabitch took me a full hour to type out.

(5+1) UMM.... ERR..... OKAY...? THE WALL GETS ATTACKED BY REAL POLAR BEARS AND MOUNTIES. IT SCREAMS IN HORROR AT THE CANADIANS SO LOUDLY THAT CANADA EXPLODES.

Ask brother for tank with dozer blade.
Smash through wall with tank.

(4+1) YEP, YOU SMASH THAT SON OF A BITCH WALL UP GOOD. SHAME YOU ONLY GOT ABOUT A FOOT DEEP BEFORE YOUR TANK BLEW UP.

Attack ShoesAndHats.

(6+1! 7!) VS (5+1) YOU TACKLE SHOESANDHATS AND BEGIN TO BEAT HIM TO DEATH. HE STRUGGLES AND FIGHTS VALIANTLY AGAINST YOUR ASSAULT, AND NEARLY WINS; BUT ALAS, YOU DEFEAT HIM WITH A HATCHET TO THE HEAD. BUT THEN THE NOOCLEAR BOMB EXPLODES, KILLING YOU BOTH.

YOU RESPAWN. HE RESPAWNS MOMENTS LATER LOOKING TICKED.

BECOME THE WALL.

Wait, scratch that. BECOME EVERY WALL. EVER.

(1+1) YOU ATTEMPT TO BECOME EVERY WALL EVER. YOU FAIL.

Wall: Scratched here and there, but mostly fine/Confused

[Urist_McDrowner]

SUMMON MONGORIANS TO TEAR DOWN THE WALL

[Harry Baldman]

IGNORE A PORTION OF THE WALL INTO NON-EXISTENCE.

[TopHat]

Find better tank.
Open fire at wall.

[da_nang]

>SUMMON GROND
>BRING THAT FUCKING WALL DOWN

[GreatWyrmGold]

Threaten to hang ugly pictures on the wall if it doesn't fall!

[Persus13]

Roll to destroy the wall.

[Thecard]

Bring back horrific memories I just gave it through subliminal messaging.

PITCHERS OF MAPLE LEAFS ERRYWER!

[TheZoomZoll]

Get out of the black hole and go to a restaurant with the wall.

[Xantalos]

SUMMON MANCE RYDER
BLOW HORN OF WINTER
HOPE GM HAS READ GAME OF THRONES

[Corai]

SUMMON MONGORIANS TO TEAR DOWN THE WALL

(1) THE MONGORIANS ARRIVE AND LAY SIEGE TO THE W-WAIT. THIS IS A VERY BIG WALL MEN. ... LET'S GO HOME.

IGNORE A PORTION OF THE WALL INTO NON-EXISTENCE.

(3) YOU IGNORE A BRICK. IT GETS SAD AND RUNS AWAY.

Find better tank.
Open fire at wall.

(1) YOUR BROTHER IS BUSY DEALING WITH A POLITICAL RIVAL. NO TANK FOR YOU.

>SUMMON GROND
>BRING THAT FUCKING WALL DOWN

(4) GROND ARRIVES AND ATTACKS THE WALL. A SMALL SECTION IS TORN TO PIECES.

Threaten to hang ugly pictures on the wall if it doesn't fall!

(1) "OH, YES. I LOVE THESE! MORE! PUT MORE ON!"

Roll to destroy the wall.

(1VS1000) YOU ROLL THE DICE WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING. I NOTICE AND ROLL MY OWN DICE. EPIC DUEL COMMENCES THAT WIPES OUT ALL MORTAL LIFE.

Bring back horrific memories I just gave it through subliminal messaging.

PITCHERS OF MAPLE LEAFS ERRYWER!

(1) THE WALL LOVES THE IMAGES.

THE GM ROLLS TO SEE IF HIS DICE ARE SET TO ALWAYS ROLL 1. (5) NOPE.

Get out of the black hole and go to a restaurant with the wall.

(2) THE WALL TURNS YOU DOWN AFTER THE DATE. BUT PAYS FOR THE TABLE AT LEAST.

SUMMON MANCE RYDER
BLOW HORN OF WINTER
HOPE GM HAS READ GAME OF THRONES

(2) NO, HE HASN'T. BUT YOU FAILED THIS ROLL ANYWAY.

Wall: Likely hacking the dice/Slightly wounded.

[Xantalos]

SUMMON DEMOMAN

[Thecard]

Start trying to ineffectively destroy ANOTHER wall, to get first wall jealous.

[TheZoomZoll]

Tell the wall that he should give you another chance.Do anything to make the wall love you.

[TopHat]

Steal seige tank from political rival.
Open fire into hole made by previous tank.