Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Chronomancer]

No!
The wall will be healed! Throw this cleric at the wall instead!

>Throws the cleric, and three more clerics

[Thecard]

I'm a cleric now?
Alright, throw myself?
Or is there an error in communication here?

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm a cleric now?
Alright, throw myself?
Or is there an error in communication here?

...I suspect there was an error incommunication.

[zacen299]

I don't even know what to think this one thread has made my mind explode. (No not really I've seen worse I'm just bored and out of ideas)

[TheZoomZoll]

I don't even know what to think this one thread has made my mind explode. (No not really I've seen worse I'm just bored and out of ideas)

What?
Want an aspirin?

[Slayerhero90]

Build a temple to the wall onto the wall!

[Corai]

First of all:

Build a temple to the wall onto the wall!

You have successfully confused me by trying to make me imagine this. Happy now? You confused the GM.

------------------

WHY AM I NOT IN THE ALLIES SECTION.
LUDICROUS

Combine with wall to increase mightiness and size

(2) YOU COMBINE WITH THE WALL ALRIGHT. BUT NOT IN THE WAY YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE. ..... YOUR FOOT IS NOW FUSED INTO THE WALL.

COMMENCE FURTHER HOBO BURIAL. IT HAS TO BE DONE.

(1) YOU TRIP AND SET OFF TNT THAT WAS SOMEHOW JUST LYING THERE, UNDOING ALL YOUR WORK.

Why is my action not here?

Anyway, give the wall a therapy session.  This should damage its mind.

(4) "YOU KNOW, I'M JUST SITTING HERE AND THEN ALL THESE FDDFHHGFGFSSAJSHAHAHAHAHAHA WACKJOBS COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND START SHSAHSHAAHAHAHAHAA CUPCAAAAKES! START ATTACKING ME. I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID WR-PUPPIES!"

Repeat previous action.

(5) POLARITY REVERSED. YOU JUST SCREWED OVER EVERYONE ELSE AND SCORED THE WALL A LOT OF HEALING. NICE JOB BREAKING IT, HERO.

>Point out to RED that best way to fight BLU is to heal wall, therefore they should heal it, and defend it from people who would damage it. i.e., TF2 Payload maps.
>"Ya ha, it is completely my buisness. What if I don't like this rapscallion? What if he is a wall supporter? Hmm? WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN?!?
 
Humor me at least."

(4) YOU SUCCEED IN REVERSING THE ROLES. MEANING YOU SUCCEEDED IN NOTHING. THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING, BUT IN REVERSE.

(5) "Fine, i'll tell you. He's 6'1, he's blonde, he's nice, and he's a wall supporter. So what. Oh, and if you don't like him then screw off, i'm two months older than you and dad's favorite."

Reverse ZoomZoll's polarity so any attacks heal him
Fuse ZoomZoll with the wall.

(5) ANY DAMAGE WILL NOW HEAL HIM. (5) YOU COMBINE ZoomZoll TO THE WALL. IT IS NOW IMMUNE TO ALL FORMS OF DAMAGE WHATSOEVER BECAUSE ZOOMZOLL HEALS THE WALL FROM TAKING DAMAGE. NICE JOB BREAKING IT, HERO.

>Cast Revive on Wall.

(1) YOU CAST A REVIVE ON (1) YOUR LONG LOST BROTHER, SOME GUY IN A SUIT, HE IS A (1) COMPLETELY BADASS MOFO. HE IS (2) WAITING TO SEE HOW THE BATTLE IS GOING UNTIL HE PICKS A SIDE.

Shoot the Medic.
Steal his Medigun.
Use Medigun on the Wall.

(5) MEDIC SHOT. (5) MEDIGUN GET! (3) YOU GET DISTRACTED BY SOMEONE YELLING "DOCTOR!"

Defect and form the Mason's Alliance with BLU Team and TheZoomZoll.

(1) THEY DON'T WANT YOUR UGLY FACE. GO GET BEAUTIFUL FIRST.

>TRANSFORM WALL INTO A FENCE
>COVER IT IN FLUFFY PILLOWS FULL OF BLISSEYS AND JIGGLYPUFFS

(1) YOU ADD A FENCE TO THE WALL, GIVING IT A +1 WHEN USING FENCE POWERS. (4) YOU COVER IT WITH THE BLOOD OF BLISSEYS AND JIGGLYPUFFS.

>I eat the wall

(1) YOU EAT A BRICK. OH GOD, BROKEN TEETH HURT.

Nuke blue team.

(4) YOU DO SO. THEY ALL DIE HORRIBLY, BUT THEY RESPAWN OF COURSE.

Shoot ZoomZoll in the face with particle beam

(5) THE PARTICLE BEAM GIVES ZOOMZOLL SOME HEALTH BACK.

Climb wall. Sprinkle Gritty Kitty litter on attackers below

(6) YOU SPRINKLE GRITTY KITTY LITTER ON THE ATTACKERS. HAHA-WAIT, ARE THOSE-OH MY LORD, THOUSANDS OF CATS! THOUSANDS O-OH THOSE POOR PEOPLE...

Find the Pupa, Chrysalis, Cocoon, and Peace Walker, and use all of them to blow up dat wall!

Pupa
Chrysalis
Cocoon
Peace Walker

How can this ever go wrong?
EDIT: And of course the Peace Walker link doesn't work... just copy-paste the link then :/
EDIT2: Fixed it

(5)+(2)+(1) (! THE COMBINED ATTACK IS SO POWERFUL EVEN ZOOMZOLL'S DAMAGE>>>HEALTH POWERS AREN'T ENOUGH! THEY BLAST A HOLE THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE WALL!! A VERY BIG HOLE!!

Use Derm-sized explosives on wall.

(6) THE DERM. IT'S EVERYWHERE. PANIC. (What is a derm?)

>Throw thecard at the wall

(2) VS (1) HE BEGS YOU NOT TO THROW HIM. YOU ALMOST DECIDE NOT TO, BUT THEN PICK HIM UP AND THROW HIM. ONE FOOT.

No!
The wall will be healed! Throw this cleric at the wall instead!

>Throws the cleric, and three more clerics

(1) THE CLERIC GOES SPLAT AGAINST THE WALL. SO DO THE OTHER THREE.

Build a temple to the wall onto the wall!

(5) YOU BUILD A TEMPLE OF GLORY ON TOP OF THE WALL, SO HOLY AND GLORIOUS THAT IT GIVES A +1 TO ALL WALL SUPPORTERS THE NEXT TURN.

Wall: Holy and powerful/Mindraped
Allies: BLU team, TheZoomZoll
Neutrals: Some guy in a suit.


(GM'S NOTE: If I missed an action, sorry. I'm still kinda new to GMing and I was late on this update, so there were quite a few actions and I may had missed a few unbolded ones.)

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Cry in a corner.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Cast revive on wall.

[Slayerhero90]

Construct Barracks onto the wall!

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Would it kill you to stand still so I can heal you?"
(Seriously. That's my biggest issue with being a medic. "Medic! Medic! Medic!" STOP JUMPING YOU STUPID SCOUT, I CAN'T HEAL YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP FOR TWO SECONDS.)

Heal...whichever team is on my side.
Steal an Ubersaw.

[TheZoomZoll]

Tell the wall that we should go on a honeymoon to the moon.
Keep kissing the wall

[TopHat]

Shoot the bit of the wall cut off from Zoomzol's healing by hole.

[da_nang]

"I may not be able to kill you, but I can contain you."

>SURROUND THE WALL WITH THE GREAT WALL OF WALL.
>POUR CEMENT ONTO THE WALL

[Donuts]

CONTINUE MURDERING WALL WITH AI WEAPONS! GIVE AI WEAPONS TO OTHERS, KEEP PEACE WALKER!