Turn 1: No.Gore Mandala walks through the hovel. Disgusting filth. But it was not his job to stick his nose up: no, the poorer, the more desperate. And the more desperate, the more gullible. Before setting off to the tower, he looked around for anyone gullible enough to pawn off some "magic" pocket lint to.
[2] The old woman he approaches is thoroughly unimpressed, and lets him know about this through some rather lackluster swearing.
"This does not seem good at all. Where the heck am I?"
Head towards the Castle. Either the person responsible for what happened is in there, or someone who knows what the problem is lives there.
[4] You begin trekking towards the castle.
It's a long journey, and you only make it to a nearby crossroad.
Reynolds grinned, this wasn't exactly his ideal place to travel to but he'd have to make due with what he had. He looked to the ominous castle in the distance, which was possibly most ominous castle he has ever laid eyes on. So logically, he could only assume it was where some large bad guy lives there.
He set about asking a few of the villagers about the castle up ahead, and what their situation was in the village.
[5] "Doom! Doooooooom! Lord Malrayne the Terrible, come to enslave us all! A mighty sorcerer, none can stand against him!
...only... there's rumors. Some say Prince Valrite has returned, and even now seeks the Dark Lord's downfall... but it's folly! None can stand against him! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
"Rrrrr...."
Lerch over to nearby alleyway. Proceed with grab'n'drag followed by interrogation of castle and surroundings.
[2] You head over to a nearby alleyway, then wait for a victim to pass by. Any minute now. Surely
somebody's going to come over here, right?
...useless hicks.
Jack look right and left "Got to a pub or sum' thing"
Jack will seek out nearest alcohol holding place.
[2] You inquire about alcohol. Someone says there's none left.
Your eyebrow twitches.
Piss-poor village, onimous castle. Pretty obvious what happens now.
Lucas will gather information about the castle from a villager or two.
[2] "Doom! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
Derm the Murderer (derm)
Healthy
-Ragged Furs
-Crude Axe
Jacke Nilon the Prince (OREOSOME)
Healthy
-Fine White Cloth Tunic
-Fine Boots
-Noble Saber
Reynolds the Rogueish Nobleman (Bdthemag)
Healthy
-Fine Blue Cloth Tunic
-Extravagent Boots
-Elegant Rapier
Jack Daniel the Barbarian (scapheap)
Healthy
-Rugged Fur Tunic
-Rugged Hide Boots
-Giant Axe
Gore Mandala the Obese Merchant (ffs)
Healthy
-Extravagent Purple Silk Tunic
-Extravagent Purple Silk Feathered Hat
-Extravagent Purple Shoes
-Gold Beating Rod
Lucas Gray the Rogue (LordSlowpoke)
Healthy
-Black Leather Tunic
-Black Leather Boots
-Deft Shortsword
So I had way too much fun writing Bdthemag's response. All worlds may now become even cheesier than anticipated.
I am also about to be CRUSHED under this WEIGHTLIST. May have to have a rotating roster or figure out a feasible way to have a dozen players at once or something.