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Veloci-chickenraptor apocalypse

8 (9.6%)

CERN opens a portal to Xen

17 (20.5%)

Global war on a scale never before seen since scales were invented

7 (8.4%)

Cyborg uprising

0 (0%)

Quetzalcoatl smashes your faces in for not giving him corn

9 (10.8%)

Morgan Freeman reveals he is the Blood God

14 (16.9%)

Something about messiahs

2 (2.4%)

Self fulfilling prophecy

11 (13.3%)

Other [Penguins not allowed]

5 (6%)

Kamikaze Pingu

0 (0%)

Stephen Hawking becomes Skynet with lasers and relativity

1 (1.2%)

Moon leaves solar system, Earth develops abandonment issues

5 (6%)

Charlie Sheen awakens from the sunken city of party all r'lyeh

2 (2.4%)

It nyan'd from outer SPEHSS

2 (2.4%)

Total Members Voted: 83

Voting closed: December 20, 2012, 09:30:27 pm

[Xantalos]

Hey LW, you forgot the 'Stephen Hawking becomes Skynet' option.

...I actually thought about putting that, but I thought no one would notice ;-;

I went through a phase where I assigned a world end to every famous person I knew. I lost the list, but still.

Can you try and remember?

...Rebecca Black - hacks every speaker in the world to constantly play 'Friday'
-Justin Beiber - eventually genderbends to girl then back to guy, etc, and oscillates between guy and girl that he breaks reality.
I'll try and post a more complete list tomorrow.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

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The world will end in 50 hours from the amount of puke on my shoes.

[misko27]

I really hope it is super war. That would be fun to watch on CNN. Before I die in a nuclear fire, of course, but I expect to be wiped out instantly, so none of that nasty radiation crap.

[penguinofhonor]

I object to the lack of penguin apocalypses.

[Sirus]

It's clearly the Xen option. I want a pet headcrab, dammit!

[Darvi]

I object to the lack of penguin apocalypses.

Hey, you had one half a year ago. I'm too lazy to do that again.

Personally, I like to think that the world ending will be a direct result of Ryan North exploding.

[King DZA]

I was under the assumption that all of existence was destroyed and subsequently recreated in the exact same form every time I blinked.

EDIT: Therefore, December 21, 2012 must be the day I spontaneously go blind, and am thus unable to ensure the next recreation of existence. My god...

[Scelly9]

North Korea's sattelite turns out to be a nuke. Lands in the USA.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

It isn't big enough, nor would it survive re-entry. Hell, it barely survived launch.

[Scelly9]

Cloaking technology. Also, they put some damn good heat shielding in it.

[Scoops Novel]

Skulls for the skull throne! Blood for FREEEEMMMMAAAANNNNNNN! The worst possible way this could end would be if we had a dimensional shift in 40k.

[miauw62]

I'm going with portal to Xen.


Mayby we'll even get a showoff between the Freemen.

[Scoops Novel]

Hmm. On that note, a high fantasy apocalypse is the best apocalypse (as Martin freeman is the guy playing the hobbit, as well as watson in sherlock). I wonder who would win in a battle between those realities... placing bet's on Middle-earth.

[RedKing]

My bet in the realm of celebrity-linked apocalypse scenarios?

Charlie Sheen turns out to actually be a bitchin' rock star warlock from Mars with magic and poetry in his fingertips, fire-breathing fists, an army of assassins, tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

And he is not amused.

[kaijyuu]

I voted for the moon leaving. Seemed most appropriate