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Veloci-chickenraptor apocalypse

8 (9.6%)

CERN opens a portal to Xen

17 (20.5%)

Global war on a scale never before seen since scales were invented

7 (8.4%)

Cyborg uprising

0 (0%)

Quetzalcoatl smashes your faces in for not giving him corn

9 (10.8%)

Morgan Freeman reveals he is the Blood God

14 (16.9%)

Something about messiahs

2 (2.4%)

Self fulfilling prophecy

11 (13.3%)

Other [Penguins not allowed]

5 (6%)

Kamikaze Pingu

0 (0%)

Stephen Hawking becomes Skynet with lasers and relativity

1 (1.2%)

Moon leaves solar system, Earth develops abandonment issues

5 (6%)

Charlie Sheen awakens from the sunken city of party all r'lyeh

2 (2.4%)

It nyan'd from outer SPEHSS

2 (2.4%)

Total Members Voted: 83

Voting closed: December 20, 2012, 09:30:27 pm

[Sirus]

Speaking of...

[Loud Whispers]

In the event of CERN causing the world to end, fuck yeah science.

[freeformschooler]

Russians are nuking us. UVB-76 just went off the air a few hours ago.  Many speculate that it's a dead man's switch.

Numbers stations are kinda freaky. Considering we haven't had any transmissions from UVB76 since very early 2011, it's odd it would activate.

[dei]

NIGHT OF THE FINAL DAY.

FOUR AND A HALF HOURS REMAIN.

It's still the 20th of December here but from the looks of things it will be that time in California about six hours and twenty-two minutes from now. Also I talked to my mother earlier and she yelled at me for being paranoid. It's like those times when I still lived with her when she would slap me for crying hysterically.

...I'm sorry, I was just reminded that I'm going to visit her for Christmas tomorrow and half of me is wondering if I should drink a 2-liter of Dr. Pepper to steel my nerves now or before I get on the bus. The stupid people that make up most of the NORPs are probably going to be causing some kind of problem tomorrow. And that problem is that they aren't worried enough. Someone get me Twitter so I can find out.

inb4 someone reminds me that Twitter is not a person, it is a joke.

[freeformschooler]

The stupid people that make up most of the NORPs

There is no context in which that word can be used seriously without- actually, there's just no context in which that word can be used seriously. It is a word that is used to elevate oneself above an enormous portion of humanity. Similar to words like "Cisgender" and "neurotypical." They are loaded like a south-style baked potato.

I hate to derail or sound nasty, but I my face literally hits my palm when people say these things unironically.

[Luke_Prowler]

This is Apocalypse Watch, reporting live from the US east coast. It is currently 1:51 AM, no world ending sightings yet. Local weather is a little cold, but otherwise calm. We will keep up to date on all sightings and any after effects. This is Apocalypse Watch, here to stay with you until hell or high water

[MetalSlimeHunt]

There was no period on that sentence, he's dead for sure.

[Sirus]

Then how did it send?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Magic.

[Sirus]

Ah yes, the ancient Mayan magic now running amok.

[dei]

The stupid people that make up most of the NORPs

There is no context in which that word can be used seriously without- actually, there's just no context in which that word can be used seriously. It is a word that is used to elevate oneself above an enormous portion of humanity. Similar to words like "Cisgender" and "neurotypical." They are loaded like a south-style baked potato.

I hate to derail or sound nasty, but I my face literally hits my palm when people say these things unironically.

Does it help that I don't understand the concept of irony and was probably not being entirely serious with how I wrote said post? Does it also help that I don't remember writing said post and think that people using the other words that you mentioned should be lobotomized with a pitchfork? I don't know anymore, I don't remember anything from the past thirty minutes.

I blame the Mayans.

[Loud Whispers]

51 minutes 30 seconds now.

[dei]

51 minutes 30 seconds now.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Loud Whispers]

31 minutes and I can already see Canada's maple syrup reserves about to burst into flames...

[MetalSlimeHunt]

That was stolen. (Though they did just apprehend the culprits.)