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On the off chance that the world ends by the end of tomorrow, how will it end?

Veloci-chickenraptor apocalypse
- 8 (9.6%)
CERN opens a portal to Xen
- 17 (20.5%)
Global war on a scale never before seen since scales were invented
- 7 (8.4%)
Cyborg uprising
- 0 (0%)
Quetzalcoatl smashes your faces in for not giving him corn
- 9 (10.8%)
Morgan Freeman reveals he is the Blood God
- 14 (16.9%)
Something about messiahs
- 2 (2.4%)
Self fulfilling prophecy
- 11 (13.3%)
Other [Penguins not allowed]
- 5 (6%)
Kamikaze Pingu
- 0 (0%)
Stephen Hawking becomes Skynet with lasers and relativity
- 1 (1.2%)
Moon leaves solar system, Earth develops abandonment issues
- 5 (6%)
Charlie Sheen awakens from the sunken city of party all r'lyeh
- 2 (2.4%)
It nyan'd from outer SPEHSS
- 2 (2.4%)

Total Members Voted: 83

Voting closed: December 20, 2012, 09:30:27 pm


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The day after tomorrow
« on: December 19, 2012, 09:30:27 pm »



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Re: The day after tomorrow
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2012, 09:31:40 pm »

"The world will be attacked by Mayans" is my favourite, personally
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Re: The day after tomorrow
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2012, 09:34:19 pm »

If it's anything that'll interrupt my Christmas leave, it had *better* result in me rolling out in my Abrams to deal death and destruction within hours, or I'm going to be *really* upset.
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Re: The day after tomorrow
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2012, 09:41:46 pm »

I personally choose to believe that all the planets will align, including the ones that nobody knows about like Ceres and Makemake (Look that shit up!) and form a gravitational beam that will fire directly at an alien home world. They will take this as a sign of war and retaliate by bombarding out planet with pennies, and as we all know, a penny dropped from a great height is lethal. The storm of tiny, harmless objects will kill us all! Even those of us who are inside!

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Re: The day after tomorrow
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2012, 09:46:51 pm »

Prepare.....for unforeseen....consequences.
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Re: The day after tomorrow
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2012, 10:00:44 pm »

I think it everyone will go nuts with fear and panic and civilisation will disintegrate.

Just as the Mayans intended.

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Re: The day after tomorrow
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2012, 10:06:15 pm »

"And lo', we put on our troll masks and sacrifice in the name of QUETZALROFL, god of rain and lulz! Truly this day, though it is our last on this plane of existence, we have rolled some n00bs. M@y@n5 pwn j00."
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Re: The day after tomorrow
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2012, 10:07:31 pm »

It is entirely possible that people freak out about the potential end of the world so much that it actually escalates into its own world ending disaster.

Mass rioting could start throughout the world, and governments could react alarmingly (for example N. Korea or Iran or somewhere could start bombing rioters) and the UN would try to jump in. Suddenly WWIII, now with 20% more nuclear filling!

That's not even getting into stuff like mass suicides, crime waves, etc.

While I'm hypothesizing, some sort of Lovecraftian eldritch horror could sense the stars aligning just right and arise from Barack Obama's presidential toilet and with its arrival spread the magic of friendship that would be so powerful it melts human faces and leaves instead a rainbow smear.

The moon could suddenly get sick of its job and crash into the earth after being denied decent work hours for centuries.

Invisible pink unicorns could rise up and enslave the human race.

...I could go on.
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Re: The day after tomorrow
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2012, 10:08:23 pm »

Hopefully this time around some kind of apocalypse will actually happen, I got my hopes up every time someone said the world was going to end. I'm really getting sick of all of this disappointment.
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Re: The day after tomorrow
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2012, 10:13:22 pm »

Hey LW, you forgot the 'Stephen Hawking becomes Skynet' option.
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Re: The day after tomorrow
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2012, 11:05:57 pm »

Hey LW, you forgot the 'Stephen Hawking becomes Skynet' option.
...I actually thought about putting that, but I thought no one would notice ;-;

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Re: The day after tomorrow
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2012, 11:08:42 pm »

Hey LW, you forgot the 'Stephen Hawking becomes Skynet' option.
...I actually thought about putting that, but I thought no one would notice ;-;
I went through a phase where I assigned a world end to every famous person I knew. I lost the list, but still.
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Re: The day after tomorrow
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2012, 11:19:01 pm »

Hawking becoming Skynet would probably improve the world, not end it.

I prefer the "moon abandons us" rather than "moon crashes into us" scenario. Still catastrophic, but more subtly so.
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Re: The day after tomorrow
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2012, 11:21:23 pm »

Hey LW, you forgot the 'Stephen Hawking becomes Skynet' option.
...I actually thought about putting that, but I thought no one would notice ;-;
I went through a phase where I assigned a world end to every famous person I knew. I lost the list, but still.

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Re: The day after tomorrow
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2012, 11:21:56 pm »

I prefer the "moon abandons us" rather than "moon crashes into us" scenario. Still catastrophic, but more subtly so.

Oh god, without the moon, there would be no romance, and without romance no sex, and with no sex the human race would die out in a generation! Mostly due to over exhaustion from excessive masturbation.
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