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Smaug silently picks the lock of the engine door and strides inside. It's an engine much like the Blazer, filled with complex machinery that even Smaug would not understand. A rotating cube arcing with dark-purple electricity is floating in a cubicle set on the end of the room--a chaos matrix, a powerful device which powers things using chaotic energy.
Maseau fires slippery slime towards the enemy vessel!
[ULTIMATE FAILURE: 1/100] his slime backfires, exploding in a violent array of slime which splatters all over the Blazer instead. The ever-slippery slime would cause anyone to slip easily, being more slippery than the one he applied earlier which allowed swifter movement.
Rillsim begins to chant, rising once more to his full height and reasserting in his mind that this was for his goddess, and his friends. These abominations would be destroyed, swept clean by the cleansing light of Asalatasiama, she who kept the roads safe, whether they be simple trails through a wood, great highways with an empire, or simple commonly traveled passages in the sky. Asalatasiama, who sheltered any who wished it from the harshness of the elements and the evil of other mortals. This filth would not harm his companions. He would not let them.
Rillsim uttered a prayer, and an azure light shone upon him--he was protected by Asalatasiama for the time being, reducing each attack by 1/4th of it's actual damage. M'ber is too far to soul resonate with, and not to mention that he cannot hear Rillsim in his time in need.
But that was okay to Rillsim, because he did not need M'ber. He had his goddess.
With a quick gesture of his hand, a pitch-black portal opened up behind the nearest specter pirate and sucked it in clean through. He turned towards the Chaos Elemental.
"You are a priest of Asalatasiama," the Chaos Elemental simply said.
"Hysterius the Chaotic God shall bring death upon you, then."Rillsim knew all too well who Hysterius is--the mad god which the gods and goddesses banished to an alternate dimension, The Never-Ending Dungeon. It was in the holy book of Asalatiasiama.
"Your wicked god is long gone." Rillsim simply replied to the chaotic entity.
"He shall return." the elemental replied flatly. This enraged Rillsim deep within--such blasphemous words this chaotic entity was speaking. Rillsim raises the back of his hand as it charged with divine power.
"HOLY SMACK!" he yelled out, sending his hand towards the elemental.
[28] Rillsim misses.
[97] The chaos elemental grinned and sent a lash of chaotic energy towards Rilsim.
[7-2] Rillsim is hit and takes
5 damage!
"Amarok damned air battles and their friggin battle damage and 'evasive maneuvers'... grumble, grumble." he said as he ran about with his wrench.
"Oi, Mr.Drone! Target their bloody engines! We want to be able to salvage parts and whatnot from their ship!" he yelled to his drone, which didn't have any weapons. The drone instead rolled up to Thingy in the command center.
*mechanical whir telling someone to target the engines*
M'ber takes a deep breath and takes aim at the captain.
[69] he fires! The arrow whizzes through the air and strikes the captain in the chest! The specter captain has taken
6 damage!
The Blue Mage took the ale barrel and chugged a short amount of it down. He feels a bit less tired, but also more drunk.
"Nice shooting!" Thingy said as he carefully circled the enemy ship.
Two wing missiles fire!
[13] missile 1 misses.
[13] missile 2 misses.
Firing undermounted cannon!
[37] it misses.
Omega Cannon charged! Firing!
[11] the giant beam of swirling azure-pink light misses the enemy ship.
"Sorry captain, my aim ain't like it used to be," the holographic Cpt. Johan admitted as he scratched the back of his head.
The enemy ship fires an undermounted chaos turret!
[57] the turret strikes the tip of the left wing!
Two missiles fire from the enemy's wings!
[69] the first missile launches and hits the Blazer's side, creating a small rupture in the hull which leads to the kitchen.
[3] the second missile fails to even fire and explodes right on the spot! The enemy's left wing has been damaged, preventing missile 2 from firing.
♦Players♦ ▼The S.S Blazer
A small hairy thing with an apparent outstanding ability to pilot a vehicle.
Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
Steel Boots
Box of Food
Pitchblende Box
Trench Coat
Gas mask
Helm
4 Cloth
2 Iron Ingots
ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit
ATTRIBUTES
Valor
Piloting
Lvl. 2
An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.
EQUIPMENT
Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
Elaborate but unmagical staff
Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
Holy book of ASALATASIAMA
Shampoo
Lotion
Cpt. Johan's Scrapbook
ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade
ATTRIBUTES
Soul Resonance
Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT §▬Staff of Blue▬§ Gnome Orb
Keg of Ale
ABILITIES Shrink
Freeze
Slow Time
Ice Surf
ATTRIBUTESNone!Lvl. 2
A wolf-like man with an intimidating demeanor, as well as knowledge of mechanics.
EQUIPMENT Σ-Hammer of the Wolf-Σ Utility Belt
ABILITIES Amarok's ClawATTRIBUTESNo special ability!Wolf Acolyte
Lvl. 5
EQUIPMENT Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ Arrows
Chitin Armor
Silver Dagger
1 Bomb
◄Ring of Shrinking► 3 Tanned Hides
History Book
ABILITIESPoisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut
ATTRIBUTESScouting
Soul ResonanceLvl. 1
A large, eerie man wearing a 18th century welder's mask and a blacksmiths apron and clothing, armed with a bloodstained machete. He constantly carries around a small wooden idol, for reasons unknown to anyone but him. He is supernaturally tough and strong as well. He never seems to say anything, beyond the word "Father".
EQUIPMENT Welder's Mask
?Bloodied Machete? Blacksmith Clothing
Wooden Idol
Silver Scimitar
Ice SwordABILITIESIntangibility
Possession
ATTRIBUTESValorLvl. 2
A slime wizard whom controls all things slime-related.
EQUIPMENT
Kitten skin Robe
Fur Boots
Gold Pieces [102]
◄Hogwartz Wand►
ABILITIES
Adhesive Slime
Lubricant Slime
Summon Slime
Slime Jet
ATTRIBUTES
Clairvoyance
Lvl. 1
The negative, experienced male half-Dragon Venom Master with a heart of gold. His wardrobe is simple. He appears as an 'humanized' version of his non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing. In addition to that one of his wings is replaced with a brass prosthetic that occasionally releases a gout of steam.
EQUIPMENT
♦◄Syringe of Refilling►♦
Poison Shotgun
ABILITIES
Steam Blast
ATTRIBUTES
Soul Resonance
Flight
Magic - The power to siphon mana from a mage's surroundings and use it to cast powerful magic spells.
Alchemy - The power to transmute matter into other shapes and materials using energy from an external source.
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Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
¤¬Mysterious Armored Man⌐¤ - A man clad in dark armor, seeming to be immensely powerful as he is able to conjure an army of dark specters with ease.
Asalatasiama - The high orc goddess of food; many orcs worship her.
"The great goddess of food and travel said unto her followers; "Construct me a cathedral in my honor, and I shall ascend it to the skies." And so it was done."
Amarok - The minor god of wolves.
"The god and lord of wolves said unto them; "Roam the plains and scour the forests, for I bless thou with the power of the beast."
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
◄•Key to the Never-Ending Dungeon•► - Teleports the party to the Never-Ending Dungeon, an endless labyrinth created by the mad god, Hysterius.
"And so upon setting the world into utter chaos, the gods and goddesses banished Hysterius out into another dimension. A dimension in which he has shaped to his will, full of utter chaos and death, and he said; "Let no adventurer venture into these depths lest they die!". Hysterius grinned to himself as he took watch of petty adventurers attempt to find the key to the Never-ending dungeon, and sat back with a grin set warm upon his face."
The Grimoire of Specters - A mysterious book with evil powers.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
Murnis - A town that is advanced in the discipline of rocketry.
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Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
"FEE FI FO FUMB, SMASHY GONNA' CHOP YA' INTO CHUM!" - Smashy the Fire Ogre
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Slime Jet - Allows the slime wizard to propel himself in the air using slime conjured using magic.
Amarok's Claw - Allows the Wolf Acolyte to slash in the air, sending forth a wave of Amarok's magic.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks..
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
Wolf Acolyte - Allows the user to speak and manipulate with wolves. Derived from the godly power of Amarok, minor wolf god.
"And Amarok said to his followers; "May thou bless thy with Wolf Acolyte and use powers of thy domain".
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.
☼ENEMIES☼Specter Pirate
[15]Specter Captain
[16]Chaos Elemental [20]♥ALLIES♥Scamps the Cat
[10]Red Mage [14]Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [8]Gnome
[10] (Blue Mage)¤¬The Trickster Sprite⌐¤ [19]Crude Robot
[10] (Talonis Wolf)Wolf 1
[5] (Talonis Wolf)Wolf 2
[5] (Talonis Wolf)Kalysta Wolf
[15]A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
Leather Armor
Leather Boots
Leather Hood
◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►
ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death
¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ΩDungeon-ExΩΘ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε☼Arsonist's Joy☼◄•Key to the Never-Ending Dungeon•►╞═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╡