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Author Topic: [6/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon: AN UPDATE!11??11!!?  (Read 90909 times)

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Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon, Chpt. 2: Aerial Attack
« Reply #1365 on: March 26, 2014, 08:53:18 pm »

Lubricate the feet under the pirates so they slip and crack their heads. They will be purified.
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Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon, Chpt. 2: Aerial Attack
« Reply #1366 on: March 26, 2014, 08:56:39 pm »

Oh dear, Rillsim thought, steeling himself for the battle to come. Now would be an excellent time to lend your assistance, my friend...

He begins to chant, rising once more to his full height and reasserting in his mind that this was for his goddess, and his friends. These abominations would be destroyed, swept clean by the cleansing light of Asalatasiama, she who kept the roads safe, whether they be simple trails through a wood, great highways with an empire, or simple commonly traveled passages in the sky. Asalatasiama, who sheltered any who wished it from the harshness of the elements and the evil of other mortals. This filth would not harm his companions. He would not let them.

Soul Resonance with M'ber if possible, Imbue Divinity on self. Holy SMACK the specter near me(more like a Holy CURBSTOMP by that point), then Banish the other one. Turn to the Chaos Elemental. Prepare for showdown of less than epic proportions. Mostly because it has so little health left, comparatively.
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Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon, Chpt. 2: Aerial Attack
« Reply #1367 on: March 26, 2014, 09:11:38 pm »

  "Amarok damned air battles and their friggin battle damage and 'evasive maneuvers'... grumble, grumble."

Continue to keep things in more-or-less one shape.

"Oi, Mr.Drone! Target their bloody engines! We want to be able to salvage parts and whatnot from their ship!"

Get drone to target the engines. I pity anyone still aboard, but life sucks it is the most effective strategy in a air battle.
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Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon, Chpt. 2: Aerial Attack
« Reply #1368 on: March 27, 2014, 05:44:05 am »

Continue shooting the pirate captain!
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Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon, Chpt. 2: Aerial Attack
« Reply #1369 on: March 27, 2014, 07:33:04 pm »

Quaff ale. Be not tired.
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Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon, Chpt. 2: Aerial Attack
« Reply #1370 on: March 27, 2014, 07:36:04 pm »

Fire more things! Keep circling, trying to keep out of sight of there guns!
"Nice shooting!"
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Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon, Chpt. 2: Aerial Attack
« Reply #1371 on: March 28, 2014, 11:27:12 pm »

╞════════════════════════The Never-Ending Dungeon═════════════════════╡

Smaug silently picks the lock of the engine door and strides inside. It's an engine much like the Blazer, filled with complex machinery that even Smaug would not understand. A rotating cube arcing with dark-purple electricity is floating in a cubicle set on the end of the room--a chaos matrix, a powerful device which powers things using chaotic energy.

Maseau fires slippery slime towards the enemy vessel!
 [ULTIMATE FAILURE: 1/100] his slime backfires, exploding in a violent array of slime which splatters all over the Blazer instead. The ever-slippery slime would cause anyone to slip easily, being more slippery than the one he applied earlier which allowed swifter movement.

   Rillsim begins to chant, rising once more to his full height and reasserting in his mind that this was for his goddess, and his friends. These abominations would be destroyed, swept clean by the cleansing light of Asalatasiama, she who kept the roads safe, whether they be simple trails through a wood, great highways with an empire, or simple commonly traveled passages in the sky. Asalatasiama, who sheltered any who wished it from the harshness of the elements and the evil of other mortals. This filth would not harm his companions. He would not let them.
   Rillsim uttered a prayer, and an azure light shone upon him--he was protected by Asalatasiama for the time being, reducing each attack by 1/4th of it's actual damage. M'ber is too far to soul resonate with, and not to mention that he cannot hear Rillsim in his time in need.
But that was okay to Rillsim, because he did not need M'ber. He had his goddess.
With a quick gesture of his hand, a pitch-black portal opened up behind the nearest specter pirate and sucked it in clean through. He turned towards the Chaos Elemental.

 "You are a priest of Asalatasiama," the Chaos Elemental simply said. "Hysterius the Chaotic God shall bring death upon you, then."
Rillsim knew all too well who Hysterius is--the mad god which the gods and goddesses banished to an alternate dimension, The Never-Ending Dungeon. It was in the holy book of Asalatiasiama.

 "Your wicked god is long gone." Rillsim simply replied to the chaotic entity.
 "He shall return." the elemental replied flatly. This enraged Rillsim deep within--such blasphemous words this chaotic entity was speaking. Rillsim raises the back of his hand as it charged with divine power.

 "HOLY SMACK!" he yelled out, sending his hand towards the elemental.
[28] Rillsim misses.

[97] The chaos elemental grinned and sent a lash of chaotic energy towards Rilsim.
[7-2] Rillsim is hit and takes 5 damage!

  "Amarok damned air battles and their friggin battle damage and 'evasive maneuvers'... grumble, grumble." he said as he ran about with his wrench.
"Oi, Mr.Drone! Target their bloody engines! We want to be able to salvage parts and whatnot from their ship!" he yelled to his drone, which didn't have any weapons. The drone instead rolled up to Thingy in the command center.

 *mechanical whir telling someone to target the engines*

M'ber takes a deep breath and takes aim at the captain.
[69] he fires! The arrow whizzes through the air and strikes the captain in the chest! The specter captain has taken 6 damage!

The Blue Mage took the ale barrel and chugged a short amount of it down. He feels a bit less tired, but also more drunk.


 "Nice shooting!" Thingy said as he carefully circled the enemy ship.

Two wing missiles fire!
[13] missile 1 misses.
[13] missile 2 misses.

Firing undermounted cannon!
[37] it misses.

Omega Cannon charged! Firing!
[11] the giant beam of swirling azure-pink light misses the enemy ship.
 
 "Sorry captain, my aim ain't like it used to be," the holographic Cpt. Johan admitted as he scratched the back of his head.



   The enemy ship fires an undermounted chaos turret!
[57] the turret strikes the tip of the left wing!

Two missiles fire from the enemy's wings!
[69] the first missile launches and hits the Blazer's side, creating a small rupture in the hull which leads to the kitchen.
[3] the second missile fails to even fire and explodes right on the spot! The enemy's left wing has been damaged, preventing missile 2 from firing.


♦Players♦
 ▼The S.S Blazer
Spoiler: Thingy (30) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Rillsim (13) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Blue Mage (25) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Talonis Wolf (25) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: M'Ber (17) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Smaug (13) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

☼ENEMIES☼
Specter Pirate [15]
Specter Captain [16]
Chaos Elemental [20]

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
Red Mage [14]
Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [8]
Gnome [10] (Blue Mage)
¤¬The Trickster Sprite⌐¤ [19]
Crude Robot [10] (Talonis Wolf)
Wolf 1 [5] (Talonis Wolf)
Wolf 2 [5] (Talonis Wolf)
Kalysta Wolf [15]


¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
◄•Key to the Never-Ending Dungeon•►
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Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon, Chpt. 2: Aerial Attack
« Reply #1372 on: March 28, 2014, 11:29:26 pm »

Smaug looks around for something to jam into the chaos matrix.
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Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon, Chpt. 2: Aerial Attack
« Reply #1373 on: March 28, 2014, 11:36:44 pm »


...

  "Amarok damned air battles and their friggin battle damage and 'evasive maneuvers'... grumble, grumble." he said as he ran about with his wrench.
"Oi, Mr.Drone! Target their bloody engines! We want to be able to salvage parts and whatnot from their ship!" he yelled to his drone, which didn't have any weapons. The drone instead rolled up to Thingy in the command center.

...


Huh? The drone had control of some of the turrets, startin a couple of turns ago:

"Drone, activate ship defence systems. Captain dude, just tell me what needs fixin'  and consider it done." Talonis told his drone. The cylindrical robot thing gave a few beeps and rolled off towards the command room. He stuck his crude robotic arm in a plug and took control of some of the turrets.

Drone:Focus the ships fire power on the enemy ships engines

"Woooa- *THUD*

...

You got to be kidding me."


Use Wolf Acolyte to clear up the slime in my path as I continue to fix the ship.
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Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon, Chpt. 2: Aerial Attack
« Reply #1374 on: March 29, 2014, 12:00:12 am »

Rillsim hissed in pain, feeling at the wounded area. He would need to be careful...Asalatasiama was with him, but she could not fight for him, and none of her Saints would hear his call, even were they able to help. The orc reached into his robes and pulled out his Holy Book. He would have need of it. Holding it with one hand, he let it fall open as he balanced it, the page he needed being the one that was up, by providence and practice with such a technique, if it could indeed be called such. With his other hand, he held his stave and smacked it into the ground, reading aloud from the book. Words of sanctification and dispelling, of warding against evil and of exorcising it. If Asalatasiama was able to lend him her favor, this might have some effect. Other than that, the priest wasn't sure what he could do. The elemental was obviously more agile than him, and Banishing it would probably just make it stronger. Holy Hand Grenades took too long to call into being, and besides that, weren't to be used lightly. There was but one thing to do.

Have faith.

Suddenly, with a speed that belied his appearance, Rillsim snapped the book shut, having memorized it long ago, and tucked it into the folds of his robes as he moved quickly towards the Chaos Elemental. Asalatasiama was a god of travel, after all, and though her priests were famed for their appetite, they were also known for their ability to move very swiftly when the need arose. Such was why teleportation was one of their assets. This boon Rillsim used well, teleporting suddenly behind the Chaos Elemental, to smash at it with both hands with his stave, shouting words of condemnation and judgement as he did so, teleporting away to a different angle on the Elemental before it could retaliate, and bashing at it again, then doing the same, over and over, a continuous stream of declarations of holy wrath and recitations of the evils defeated by the servants of his Goddess and She Herself flowing from his lips as he struck again and again and again...

"May the Lights of the Hallowed Road purge you from this world, foul demon! Your Mad King will not save you now, nor will your own power avail you against the power granted me by Asalatasiama who holds all feasts sacred! We have defeated your kind in latter days as the Saint Batheliomassephew struck down your dark lord Pheligrax! We have repelled your assaults alongside the other Powers of Light, and we shall do so again here! Feel your profane existence slip away under the withering gaze of the Way-Watcher!"
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Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon, Chpt. 2: Aerial Attack
« Reply #1375 on: March 29, 2014, 02:02:14 am »

Use adhesive slime on the lubricant slime to make the floor normal again.
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Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon, Chpt. 2: Aerial Attack
« Reply #1376 on: March 29, 2014, 07:18:45 am »

"Well, for a deadguy you are still pretty good. Just target the..."
Thingie, listening to the mechanical whir, that for some odd reason he can semi-understand (perhaps because it displaied the message on a screen?), nods, than resumes his conversation with the ole' cap.
"The engines I guess then. Yah, hit the engines a bit."
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Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon, Chpt. 2: Aerial Attack
« Reply #1377 on: March 29, 2014, 07:24:00 am »

Attempt to levitate towards the enemy ship using ghost powers.
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Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon, Chpt. 2: Aerial Attack
« Reply #1378 on: March 29, 2014, 09:57:21 am »

((There's an awful lot of 1's being rolled.))

"Damn people not dying from getting arrows in vital organs..."
Keep shooting the enemy captain!
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Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon, Chpt. 2: Aerial Attack
« Reply #1379 on: March 29, 2014, 10:01:01 am »

((There's an awful lot of 1's being rolled.))
((Just a coincidence. I use random.org for all my rolls, but the probability is the same.))

"Damn people not dying from getting arrows in vital organs..."
((Ghost pirates))
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