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Smaug wanders about below deck, searching for something to do. Morina approaches him just as he rounds a corner.
"Oh, hello. You're Smaug, right?" she asks.
John drops the unconscious Soviet Wizard down and wanders below the deck.
Talonis chuckles to himself as he fashions a lock onto the Red Mage's room door. He then goes off to give turrets more mustaches, which is about the only thing he can do without killing himself.
Thingie searches around for a method of teleportation on the ship, but doesn't seem to find one, only a grey button with a brain on it. He shrugs and presses it.
<God that Orc is fucking scary.> <Oi, who is that?>
<What the hell? You sound like that gnome.> <I am the gnome! What are you doing in my head!?>
<I should be asking you the same!> <What.> Thingy simply thought. It seems that he activated some sort of communication system on the ship which allows everyone to talk to each other telepathically.
Maseau fires a blast of slime at the Red Mage!
[87] the slime sticks onto the Red Mage's boots.
"AH WHAT THE HELL"
"Hrumph. Good. Now then, all of you, help me clean up this mess! Bunch of bloody children, I tell you..." Rillsim grumbled to himself as he settles back into his typically stooped posture, adjusting his monocle and wiping the sweat from his brow as he recovers from his exertion.
"And do we have a destination yet, for where we're going? If not, I suggest we head to the Maiden Chapel. I would like to see it, once in my life, at least. It is a beautiful place. Besides, I think I should be able to collect some more necessities, if I will be keeping you lot in line from now on..." The orc had changed during the short span he'd been here. Necessity had made him less hesitant, more decisive and courageous, in some ways. This didn't mean that he wasn't still a priest of Asalatasiama, however, and he had an appetite that would shame many who wore more prestigious robes than himself. And he had not eaten in the entire time he'd been here.
His face managed to turn a bright, vibrant green with tints of blue in it, an orcish blush, as his stomach growled loudly enough that there was a short, faint, echo, in the recesses of the ship.
"Errr...uhhh, well then. While you all clean, I think I will try out the kitchen on this ship. I make an excellent Juben stir fry!"And with that, Rillsim headed into the ship's kitchen. The kitchen seems rather decent, with a large table for eating and many appliances and utensils for cooking. The pantries and cabinets are already stocked with food and ingredients it seems, so he prepares the ingredients and begins to cook.
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In front of him is a large amount of Juben stir fry ready to feed everyone on the ship.
"We will be reaching the Shadowy Peaks in around 20 minutes." Thingy announces as the Blazer passes over the sandy coast and into the skies of a green forest. Ahead appears to be a huge mountain with a tall peak--a peak with a dark-purple cloud swirling around it.
Suddenly, alarms go off in the control room. Thingy hastily checks to see the problem, when on the radar he spots a small blip heading towards the Blazer. He has no idea what it is, but a tiny dark-purple dot seems to be far away ahead of him.
And it's getting larger.
"BATTLESTATIONS!"♦Players♦ ▼The S.S Blazer
A small hairy thing with an apparent outstanding ability to pilot a vehicle.
Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
Steel Boots
Box of Food
Pitchblende Box
Trench Coat
Gas mask
Helm
4 Cloth
2 Iron Ingots
ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit
ATTRIBUTES
Valor
Piloting
Lvl. 2
An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.
EQUIPMENT
Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
Elaborate but unmagical staff
Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
Holy book of ASALATASIAMA
Shampoo
Lotion
Cpt. Johan's Scrapbook
ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade
ATTRIBUTES
Soul Resonance
Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT §▬Staff of Blue▬§ Gnome Orb
Keg of Ale
ABILITIES Shrink
Freeze
Slow Time
Ice Surf
ATTRIBUTESNone!Lvl. 2
A wolf-like man with an intimidating demeanor, as well as knowledge of mechanics.
EQUIPMENT Σ-Hammer of the Wolf-Σ Utility Belt
ABILITIES Amarok's ClawATTRIBUTESNo special ability!Wolf Acolyte
Lvl. 5
EQUIPMENT Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ Arrows
Chitin Armor
Silver Dagger
1 Bomb
◄Ring of Shrinking► 3 Tanned Hides
History Book
ABILITIESPoisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut
ATTRIBUTESScouting
Soul ResonanceLvl. 1
A large, eerie man wearing a 18th century welder's mask and a blacksmiths apron and clothing, armed with a bloodstained machete. He constantly carries around a small wooden idol, for reasons unknown to anyone but him. He is supernaturally tough and strong as well. He never seems to say anything, beyond the word "Father".
EQUIPMENT Welder's Mask
?Bloodied Machete? Blacksmith Clothing
Wooden Idol
Silver Scimitar
Ice SwordABILITIESIntangibility
Possession
ATTRIBUTESValorLvl. 2
A slime wizard whom controls all things slime-related.
EQUIPMENT
Kitten skin Robe
Fur Boots
Gold Pieces [102]
◄Hogwartz Wand►
ABILITIES
Adhesive Slime
Lubricant Slime
Summon Slime
Slime Jet
ATTRIBUTES
Clairvoyance
Lvl. 1
The negative, experienced male half-Dragon Venom Master with a heart of gold. His wardrobe is simple. He appears as an 'humanized' version of his non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing. In addition to that one of his wings is replaced with a brass prosthetic that occasionally releases a gout of steam.
EQUIPMENT
♦◄Syringe of Refilling►♦
Poison Shotgun
ABILITIES
Steam Blast
ATTRIBUTES
Soul Resonance
Flight
Magic - The power to siphon mana from a mage's surroundings and use it to cast powerful magic spells.
Alchemy - The power to transmute matter into other shapes and materials using energy from an external source.
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Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
¤¬Mysterious Armored Man⌐¤ - A man clad in dark armor, seeming to be immensely powerful as he is able to conjure an army of dark specters with ease.
Asalatasiama - The high orc goddess of food; many orcs worship her.
"The great goddess of food and travel said unto her followers; "Construct me a cathedral in my honor, and I shall ascend it to the skies." And so it was done."
Amarok - The minor god of wolves.
"The god and lord of wolves said unto them; "Roam the plains and scour the forests, for I bless thou with the power of the beast."
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
◄•Key to the Never-Ending Dungeon•► - Teleports the party to the Never-Ending Dungeon, an endless labyrinth created by the mad god, Hysterius.
"And so upon setting the world into utter chaos, the gods and goddesses banished Hysterius out into another dimension. A dimension in which he has shaped to his will, full of utter chaos and death, and he said; "Let no adventurer venture into these depths lest they die!". Hysterius grinned to himself as he took watch of petty adventurers attempt to find the key to the Never-ending dungeon, and sat back with a grin set warm upon his face."
The Grimoire of Specters - A mysterious book with evil powers.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
Murnis - A town that is advanced in the discipline of rocketry.
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Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
"FEE FI FO FUMB, SMASHY GONNA' CHOP YA' INTO CHUM!" - Smashy the Fire Ogre
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Slime Jet - Allows the slime wizard to propel himself in the air using slime conjured using magic.
Amarok's Claw - Allows the Wolf Acolyte to slash in the air, sending forth a wave of Amarok's magic.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks..
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
Wolf Acolyte - Allows the user to speak and manipulate with wolves. Derived from the godly power of Amarok, minor wolf god.
"And Amarok said to his followers; "May thou bless thy with Wolf Acolyte and use powers of thy domain".
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.
None
♥ALLIES♥Scamps the Cat
[10]Red Mage [14]Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [8]Gnome
[10] (Blue Mage)¤¬The Trickster Sprite⌐¤ [19]Crude Robot
[10] (Talonis Wolf)Wolf 1
[5] (Talonis Wolf)Wolf 2
[5] (Talonis Wolf)Kalysta Wolf
[15]A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
Leather Armor
Leather Boots
Leather Hood
◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►
ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death
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