For those that don't know, a crab enemy is an inside joke from way back in the thread. If you looked back enough, you would see what happened when someone fucked with it.
Sacking Lidku's character if he doesn't post next turn.
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The Never-Ending Dungeon Talonis begins to wander throughout the Blazer, looking for things to modify and add as he paces through its metallic halls. Rillsim joins along him with his holy book open in his hand, eyes fixed upon it steadily. Rillsim stares down at the book in silence before closing it and turning to Talonis.
"I don't believe we met. I am Rillsim." he said with a smile.
"And I am Talonis, it is good to meet you." Talonis said, returning the smile.
Rillsim nodded,
"Yes, I am a high priest of Asalatasiama, Orc goddess of food." Talonis returned the nod.
"Interesting. How is it, the churches and the such?" "The high church is beautiful. Constructed millinia ago by ancient Orc priests using her sacred divine magic, it ascends the clouds and is truly a spectacle worth her gaze." he explains, recalling the true elegance of the high church; the round towers and the spiral turrets, the pearl-white stone bricks set upon the facades of the front and the towering metallic portcullis resting hard inside the entrance arch as it is guarded by the goddess's divine shield, forming a bubble of divine magic around the entire structure. Her blessing also allows the island which it is built upon to take flight and not fall to the ground.
"Sounds quite the work." Talonis replied with a nod.
"It truly is. I've... never been there myself, as only the highest of the church's ranks are permitted inside but I have seen pictures and read about it in the holy book." he said before looking down to the holy book, rubbing his hand along it's leather cover which is intricately designed with complex symbols and lines. He glances back up to Talonis.
"Wanna' help me add some improvements to she ship?" Talonis asked with a nod of his muzzle
"Of course." Rillsim replied with an adjustment of his monocle. He followed Talonis as he began to make various adjustments to the ship's piping system before moving onto the turret defense system.
"Now that we've been introduced, how 'bout you hold that in place while I screw it in place?" Talonis said as he precariously held a screwdriver up against a mounted magic-compression turret. Rillsim briefly nodded and firmly held the rounded sheet of metal with his plushy as Talonis screwed it in. The already-perfectly-fine turret now brandishes a crude metal mustache below it's camera, precariously screwed in place. It gains a
+1 humor!The turret looks at Talonis, wiggling it's mustache.
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John Defoe raised his machete high with his eyes set steady upon the menacing target and bloodlust filling his eyes. The enemy towers above him with claws pointed out, ready to pounce at him any moment. But John swiftly slashed it in the chest with his machete, causing it to go down easy with a slash.
The tree dies.
But John loses
5 HP. The curse appears to sap away John's life everytime he strikes something. Not good.
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M'ber brings the Trickster Sprite inside the Blazer.
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Maseau dove into the dark waters, swiftly pulling out
Dr. Hexapus a swordfish. The Blue Mage froze it with ease and set it beside some more fish he caught earlier. Maseau dove back in and got a nicely sized octopus, having the Blue Mage freeze it and set it down.
The slime mage continued to catch some small fry, but everything changed suddenly when he felt a clench on his arm.
A crab has appeared.
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The Blue Mage has leveled up! He is now Lvl. 2. He has learned 'Ice Surf' and has fully healed.what a horrible night to have a curseMidnight approaches.♦Players♦ ▼The S.S Blazer
A small hairy thing with an apparent outstanding ability to pilot a vehicle.
Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
Steel Boots
Box of Food
Pitchblende Box
Trench Coat
Gas mask
Helm
4 Cloth
2 Iron Ingots
ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit
ATTRIBUTES
Valor
Piloting
Lvl. 2
An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.
EQUIPMENT
Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
Elaborate but unmagical staff
Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
Holy book of ASALATASIAMA
Shampoo
Lotion
ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade
ATTRIBUTES
Soul Resonance
Lvl. 1
A tough and strong Orc ready to kick anyone's ass at a moments notice! Get him mad and he'll go berserk!
EQUIPMENT Dire Wolf Leather Loincloth
Leather Strap
Iron Longsword
Platinum Shield
ABILITIESBerserk
ATTRIBUTESValorLvl. 2
EQUIPMENT §▬Staff of Blue▬§ Gnome Orb
Keg of Ale
ABILITIES Shrink
Freeze
Slow Time
Ice Surf
ATTRIBUTESNone!Lvl. 1
A wolf-like man with an intimidating demeanor, as well as knowledge of mechanics.
EQUIPMENT Σ-Hammer of the Wolf-Σ Utility Belt
ABILITIES Wolf Acolyte
ATTRIBUTESNone!Lvl. 5
EQUIPMENT Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ Arrows
Chitin Armor
Silver Dagger
1 Bomb
◄Ring of Shrinking► 3 Tanned Hides
History Book
ABILITIESPoisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut
ATTRIBUTESScouting
Soul Resonance ▼Market Square
Lvl. 1
A large, eerie man wearing a 18th century welder's mask and a blacksmiths apron and clothing, armed with a bloodstained machete. He constantly carries around a small wooden idol, for reasons unknown to anyone but him. He is supernaturally tough and strong as well. He never seems to say anything, beyond the word "Father".
EQUIPMENT
Welder's Mask
?Bloodied Machete?
Blacksmith Clothing
Wooden Idol
ABILITIES
Intangibility
Possession
ATTRIBUTES
Valor
Lvl. 2
A slime wizard whom controls all things slime-related.
EQUIPMENT
Kitten skin Robe
Fur Boots
Gold Pieces [102]
◄Hogwartz Wand►
ABILITIES
Adhesive Slime
Lubricant Slime
Summon Slime
Slime Jet
ATTRIBUTES
Clairvoyance
Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
¤¬Mysterious Armored Man⌐¤ - A man clad in dark armor, seeming to be immensely powerful as he is able to conjure an army of dark specters with ease.
Asalatasiama - The high orc goddess of food; many orcs worship her.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
◄•Key to the Never-Ending Dungeon•► - Teleports the party to a dungeon which is indefinite -- It does not end. It may only be used when 3/4's of the party approves. The deeper you go, the tougher the enemies get. The GM will keep a map of the dungeon organized so that dungeoneers can easily find their way back. The key is returned when the dungeon is exited and may be used anytime. Enemies will teleport with the party to avoid easy escaping.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
Murnis - A town that is advanced in the discipline of rocketry.
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Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Slime Jet - Allows the slime wizard to propel himself in the air using slime conjured using magic.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.
Crab
[1]♥ALLIES♥Scamps the Cat
[10]Red Mage [30]Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [15]Gnome
[5] (Blue Mage)¤¬The Trickster Sprite⌐¤ [19]A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
Leather Armor
Leather Boots
Leather Hood
◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►
ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death
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