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[Aseaheru]

"See if they have a brain when not threatened!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"They threatened us!"

[PrivateNomad]

"Actually, you're the one that attacked my first when I WAS trying to make reunion."

[Rolepgeek]

((Also how did that do zero damage to anything except the floor??))

"Uhhhhh...maybe...yes, I know!" The Priest suddenly perks up a little, although sweat is still pouring down his face and he looks as anxious as he is. Which is quite.
The orc begins to concentrate, apparently very hard, one hand still on the altar, the other on the open book. The book is floating...prayers and memories fly through Rillsim's mind at a rapid pace, until he opens his eyes suddenly, as they glow a bright blue.
"Be silent," he asks, in a voice not his own, as he looks over the throng of people, now beginning to panic
"Be still," he commands, as his body, now starting to rise, turns to face his compatriots.
"Behold," he proclaims, a wash of divine power spilling from his every orifice...

And then, he falls to the ground very suddenly, from some 7 feet high, and slumps over. An audible crack was heard when he hit the ground, which probably isn't good.

Imbue Divinity on self (and effectively Divine Communication)
Teleport the entire ship to the fishmarket. Probably in water, and with all momentum ceased. Still start sinking, though.
Heal everyone in the area.
Banish the fire golem.
Hopefully scare Red Mage and Dan out of their wits.

((Imbue Divinity may have some nasty side-effects when channeled this much at once(which should probably properly be called Channel Divinity). The least of which is the part where you fall onto the ground without fanfare from however high you were floating.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Actually, you're the one that attacked my first when I WAS trying to make reunion."

((...Not how I remember it!
And also probably not how I read it.))

[HissinhWalnuts]

Use a combo of lubricant and summon slime to build a wall to protect us.

[PrivateNomad]

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Maseau feels exhausted, and tries not to cast more spells.

"This is some BS." M'ber says, walking over to Rillsim. "Gimme' a heal." M'ber says.


Skasha fires web at the wall leaks, but it's not sealed enough.

We got any chutes on this thing?" Thingie says to himself as he looks for a way to land. He finds parachutes, but they're completely ripped and torn.
"See what happens when you fight? Why couldn't you morons wait HALF A SODDING HOUR?!" Thingie yells over the mic.

"What were we supposed to do? Let them kill us?" M'ber says.
"See if they have a brain when not threatened!"
"They threatened us!"

Uhhhhh...maybe...yes, I know!" The Priest suddenly perks up a little, although sweat is still pouring down his face
Everyone's attention is gathered by Rillsim.

Rillsim concentrates deeply, his book beginning to float.
 "Be silent," he asks, in a voice not his own, as he looks over the throng of people.
 "Be still," he commands, as his body, now starting to rise, turns to face his compatriots.
 "Behold," he proclaims, a wash of divine power spilling from his every orifice...

Rillsim then falls to the ground, a crack is heard as he hits the hard wood floor.
The ship begins to shake.

The party feels a tingly feeling, and they find themselves, and the whole ship, teleported around a mile away from the fishmarket. The fire golem dissipates, and everyone is covered in a healing light, being healed 5 HP.

However, the ship is still falling!
Everybody starts panicing.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK" Dirus yells.

"CALM DOWN!" A voice yells. It's the red mage, now standing.
"I know how to land safely." He says, "I can create an oxidized blast of fire to slow the ship's vertical speed. But I need help. If anyone's here a mage, channel your magic power to me." He says, before getting on the edge of the hole that was made.

Dan nods, moving his hands. A beam of silver colored energy flows towards the Red Mage.

The red mage concentrates a bit, and then fires a stream of fire from his hands. The fire jets down, just like a rocket engine. "I need more power!" The red mage yells.


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Rillsim lies down next to the wall of the room, unconscious. That was too hardcore for him, as it took his HP down to 1.



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Rillsim is in critical condition!




♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (12) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides
   History Book

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (22) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 3

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  ☼Arsonist's Joy☼
  Fire Suit
 50 Gold Pieces
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  Frag Grenade of Safety
  Phoenix Down

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Thingy (30) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: Shkasha (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  Silk Net

ABILITIES
Heal
Disable

Spoiler: Rillsim (1) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.


EQUIPMENT
 Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
 Elaborate but unmagical staff
 Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
 Holy book of ASALATASIAMA
 Shampoo
 Lotion


ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade

Spoiler: Maseau the Slime Wizard (18) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

A slime wizard whom controls all things slime-related.

EQUIPMENT
 Kitten skin Robe
 Fur Boots
 ◄Hogwartz Wand►


ABILITIES
Summon Slime
Adhesive Slime
Lubricant Slime

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
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Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.

☼ENEMIES☼
Red Mage [22]
Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [25]

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (13) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun
Dozen Sword Slicer

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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[HissinhWalnuts]

Eat something, get power, transfer power.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((I didn't say that!))

M'Ber sighs.
"Naturally, the healer decided to knock himself out an injure him to the point he needs a healer. Just typical, really."
Attempt to heal Rillsim. I dunno, bind wounds or something.

[Weirdsound]

Smashy leaps from the hamock and dashes back to the deck! "Smashy no mage, but Smashy haz fire powers for you! Smashy help!"

Smashy lightly taps Red Mage with his Fire Axe and Arsonist's Joy!

[IronyOwl]

"Shkasha's a mage! Sort of!"

Don velvety hat, channel powers to red mage.

[Rolepgeek]

Rillsim is unconscious, and anyone perceptive or close enough to notice would see that his lips are starting to turn yellow. Such is the color of non-oxygenated orc blood.

((I did what I wanted to. Unconsciousness is an acceptable price.)

[Aseaheru]

Just keep landing, just keep landing

[PrivateNomad]

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Maseau transfers some more of his power to the red mage!
Smashy leaps from the hamock and dashes back to the deck! Somehow Smashy hears them. Ogre ears. "Smashy no mage, but Smashy haz fire powers for you! Smashy help!" Smashy taps the Red Mage with his fire axe! The red mage's stream of fire enlarges massively!

"Shkasha's a mage! Sort of!" Skhasha says, putting on the Red hat. Skasha stops a moment, suddenly feeling more confident than usual. This hat must be magic or something, but you shrug it off. You channel some power to the Red Mage!

"please land please land" Thingie says over the microphone.

"Naturally, the healer decided to knock himself out an injure him to the point he needs a healer. Just typical, really." M'ber says, kneeling next to Rillsim. You notice he has a broken leg, which doesn't surprise you. You bind his wounds so that the leg can heal, and feed him some food. He starts to regenerate health slowly. However, M'ber notices that Rillsim's lips are turning... Yellow? You don't know much about orcs, but you assume that's bad.

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The red mage gathers everyone's power! His oxidized jet of fire begins to slow the ship's vertical velocity! The ship slows down as it descends towards the ocean.

   As gentle as can be, the ship touches the ocean's sweet surface.

   A gentle breeze flows through, and sighs of reliefs and safety fills the room. The warm sun appears to be setting upon the horizon, setting an orange glow across the ocean, with calm ripples gently moving through the surface.

Until the ship starts sinking.


The red mage briefly passes out shortly after from exhaustion. His arms stick in the water.



♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (12) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides
   History Book

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (22) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 3

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  ☼Arsonist's Joy☼
  Fire Suit
 50 Gold Pieces
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  Frag Grenade of Safety
  Phoenix Down

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Thingy (30) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: Shkasha (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  Silk Net

ABILITIES
Heal
Disable

Spoiler: Rillsim (2) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.


EQUIPMENT
 Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
 Elaborate but unmagical staff
 Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
 Holy book of ASALATASIAMA
 Shampoo
 Lotion


ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade

Spoiler: Maseau the Slime Wizard (18) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

A slime wizard whom controls all things slime-related.

EQUIPMENT
 Kitten skin Robe
 Fur Boots
 ◄Hogwartz Wand►


ABILITIES
Summon Slime
Adhesive Slime
Lubricant Slime

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
-
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
-
Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
-
◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
-
Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
-
S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.

☼ENEMIES☼
Red Mage [22]
Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [25]

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (13) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun
Dozen Sword Slicer

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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[GreatWyrmGold]

"For the love of...Can nothing ever be easy?"

M'Ber thinks, then points to the rupture in the fuel tanks.
"A couple people, start bailing water into the fuel port, or into that hole. It leads to the fuel tank less directly. Let's say...Dirius, Maseau, and that soviet guy. Unless you have healing magic--if you do, heal the priest. Everyone else, check belowdecks and begin a bucket brigade leading out of the hole water is presumably leading into, and into the fuel tank."
He then heads to the cockpit.
"Alright, Thingie, let's get this ship moving again. It should be refueled soon. Get it to shore; hopefully we'll be able to repair it once we get there. I'm getting a bucket brigade out of the hull and into the fuel tank, so that should be fine."

Implement Operation: Get to shore!