Topic: [6/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon: AN UPDATE!11??11!!? (Read 91000 times)

Aseaheru · « **Reply #795 on:** November 19, 2013, 09:11:01 pm »

So, about how long will it take?

"Well, as they wont settle down..."Seal the bridge in some way, then rock the craft back and forth a bit.

Rolepgeek · « **Reply #796 on:** November 19, 2013, 10:10:55 pm »

Rillsim, who had been cowering while the fighting goes on, begins praying fervently to Asalatasiama once more, setting out his portable altar, getting out the Holy Book, and rubbing his amulet, all at once. Then, he began to read aloud, to all those fighting.

"And Saint Creasitimilla raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O GREAT ASALATASIAMA, bless this, Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy wonder.' And ASALATASIAMA did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large...this goes for a while...here we are, then...And ASALATASIAMA spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Escilapiladae towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"

CONJURE HOLY HAND GRENADE, THIS FIGHT SHALL END BY THE TIME I COUNT TO THREE. NOT WHEN I COUNT TO FOUR. NOR BY THE TIME I HAVE COUNTED TO TWO; ONLY WHEN I REACH THREE.

FIVE IS RIGHT OUT.

IronyOwl · « **Reply #797 on:** November 19, 2013, 10:36:02 pm »

"GAH! Hothothothothot!"

Fire web at velvety red thing, scurry to safety.

Meaning the ceiling inside the boat.

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #798 on:** November 19, 2013, 10:43:55 pm »

"Hey, orc, you know why quoting Monty Python over and over is irritatingly ironic, right?"

Weirdsound · « **Reply #799 on:** November 20, 2013, 11:26:56 am »

Combined, the warning over the intercom to get inside and the reference to a famous Monty Python sketch about an explosive are just enough to get it through Smashy's thick skull that he might not want to be slugging it out with the foe in melee combat on the open deck.

"Sorry Mr. Kobold hurter. It is safety time now! Smashy have to fight you later! Bye Mr. Red Mage! See ya in a few minutes!"

Disengage combat and get inside the cabin.

HissinhWalnuts · « **Reply #800 on:** November 20, 2013, 05:28:09 pm »

ALSO DONT INSULT ME!

PrivateNomad · « **Reply #801 on:** November 20, 2013, 08:59:41 pm »

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The Slime mage smiles, raising his wand! He flicks it, and a red sticky slime oozes from the floorboard behind Dan.
The red mage looks towards Maseau, frowning.
"Western Barbecue!" The Red Mage says yells! A wall of fire erupts around Dan, vaporizing the slimes instantly.
"Gotchu' covered broseph!" The red mage says.

M'ber fires an icy arrow towards the red mage, the red mage is hit in the shoulder, dealing 5 damage!

"GAH! Hothothothothot!" Skhasha yells as the shotgun burns her.

She snatches the red mage's hat, jumping to the ceiling.

Rillsim, who had been cowering while the fighting goes on, begins praying fervently to Asalatasiama once more, setting out his portable altar, getting out the Holy Book, and rubbing his amulet, all at once. Then, he began to read aloud, to all those fighting.

"And Saint Creasitimilla raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O GREAT ASALATASIAMA, bless this, Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy wonder.' And ASALATASIAMA did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large...this goes for a while...here we are, then...And ASALATASIAMA spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Escilapiladae towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"

Rillsim raises his hand, a column of holy light summoning a hand grenade.
"...1!" He begins counting....

Smashy runs outside!

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Thingy adjusts the ships attitude! It begins to rock!

To fishmarket: ETA 5 turns.

♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (17) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Shkasha (21) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rillsim (25) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Maseau the Slime Wizard (25) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

☼ENEMIES☼
Red Mage [22]
Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [29]

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]
Slime [5]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (9) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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HissinhWalnuts · « **Reply #802 on:** November 20, 2013, 09:05:31 pm »

No use adhesive slime on dans mouth.

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #803 on:** November 20, 2013, 09:11:14 pm »

Quote from: PrivateNomad on November 20, 2013, 08:59:41 pm

"Western Barbecue!" The Red Mage says yells!

I'll just leave this here.

"Ha!"

Shoot the mage again. Try to time it with the next spell he casts, disrupting his concentration!

Aseaheru · « **Reply #804 on:** November 20, 2013, 09:16:03 pm »

Thank you.

Thingie uses the intercom system to tell them to SIT DOWN.
He also looks for a way to keep them out.

Rolepgeek · « **Reply #805 on:** November 20, 2013, 11:42:03 pm »

Rillsim clings to the altar, holding the grenade in his other hand.

"...2!"

Weirdsound · « **Reply #806 on:** November 22, 2013, 12:02:59 am »

Smashy tries to find a way to brace or restrain himself for the rocking! Safety time!

IronyOwl · « **Reply #807 on:** November 22, 2013, 12:47:35 am »

Cuddle hat, study hat, heal Dirus.

PrivateNomad · « **Reply #808 on:** November 22, 2013, 07:23:41 pm »

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Maseau raises his wand again, a sticky slime drops from the ceiling, landing on Dan's head, moving over his mouth.
"AH, WHAT THE F-mmmfmffblargh"

"Ha!" M'ber says.
The red mage smiles.
"I am stronger than you, M'ber." He says. The red mage casts a fireball, but M'ber fires an arrow towards him, dealing 5 damage!"
"Hurm..." The red mage grunts, looking towards Rillsim who'm prepares to throw the grenade.

"You know, M'ber... I liked your bat better than you." He says.
The red mage looks towards Dan, "Dan!" He yells, conjuring a flame golem which rises from the ground.

Dan falls to the ground, still being suffocated by the slime.
The red mage runs towards Dan, but trips over Morina's foot.
"Hah!"

The red mage fires a blast of fire towards Dan.
"Sorry..!" He says, as the fire vaporizes the slime and deals 6 damage to Dan.

Skhasha cuddles the hat, looking at it. It's a nice, round hat, with antlers attached to it. She then points towards Dirus, and and he is healed 4 points!

"That's better!" Dirus says, raising his sword towards Dan.

Dan catches his breath, looking towards the Slime mage.
"Guess I gotta be serious now." He says. He unclips things all over his armor, and all 6 of his hammers float mystically out.
"Consider this an honor. I rarely use all 6 of these." He says, as the hammers all point towards Maseau.

Maseau gets into battle stance! All six of the hammers swing towards him!
4 hammers land a hit on you, a massive 12 damage..!

"Truth is... Dan is much stronger than I am." The red mage clarifies.

Maseau raises his wand, summoning a slime!

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"...2!" Rillsim states, holding the hand grenade high! Gordan jumps up, trying to take it as you grasp your altar tightly. He's too short to even come close to it.

"Attention passengers, please take your seats!" Thingie says over the intercom.
He then bars the door with some chairs and a couch. He manages to get a fridge in front of it too. He feels more experienced!
"That should do it.."

"Exactly what are you trying to do..?" Scamps asks, the necklace wrapped around his orange fur.

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"Uh oh, boat rocking." Smashy says, inside the boat cabins. He finds a large hammock inside one cabin. It's big enough to fit the ogre, so he lays down.
The hammock feels comfy, and soft. He looks around the cabin.

An open footlocker rests under the hammock, you see common items. Rotten food, dirty socks, and vests... Except one thing catches your eye. Kerosene. Any fire ogre knows that stuff. Very good fuel, and burns well. You assume it was used as lampoil, but you can denote it because of it's blue bottle.
You pick it up. It hasn't been used, as it is full. You place it in your pack. Other points of interest in the cabin are...
More socks. A container of musket balls, a few legos on the floor, and a... safe?

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To fishmarket: ETA 4 turns.
Thingie has leveled up! He is now level 2!_finally Thingie has gained ++5 max HP! He has also learned basic rocketry and aviation!

♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (17) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Thingy (30) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Shkasha (21) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rillsim (25) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Maseau the Slime Wizard (13) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

☼ENEMIES☼
Red Mage [22]
Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [24]
Fire Golem [10]

♥ALLIES♥
Slime [5]
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]
Slime [5]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (13) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
╞═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╡

HissinhWalnuts · « **Reply #809 on:** November 22, 2013, 07:50:26 pm »

HEAL ME PLOX!

Use lubricant slime on the floor below Dan and Red Mage in a meter radius around them.

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