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[Aseaheru]

Why is the ogre a higher level than me?

[PrivateNomad]

Why is the ogre a higher level than me?

Cause you barely fight

[Aseaheru]

But... other people who do fight are still level one...

[PrivateNomad]

But... other people who do fight are still level one...

Jus bee patiunt

[Aseaheru]

Allright. I do have thumbs to twiddle.

* Aseaheru stares intently at his thumbs, then itches a toe.

[PrivateNomad]

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"...Alright then. Where is the autopilot?" M'ber asks. He goes to the console, inputting the proper command. The ship suddenly turns almost perfectly upright, it then shows another screen.

"INPUT DESTINATION;..."

"huh"

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Smashy and Thingy run to the control room in unison!

"Your Boo-boos look as bad as Smashy's Mr. Kicky. We should get help." Smashy suggests, as he looks towards Gordan.

"Elf-man!" Smashy says, walking up to him. Gordan perks his ears.
You gets really close to Gordan, nudging him with your elbow. "Smashy thing you should heal M'ber guy. He look hurt. Wink wink. Nudge nudge." Smashy says.
Gordan sighs, bringing his lute out. He begins to play a melody that visible heals M'ber. M'ber feels much better!
M'ber heals 8 HP!

However Smashy feels a pain in his chest! He loses 2 HP!


"M'ber, lemme' fly this thing." Thingie asks, however Thingie notices the fuel gauge on the screen, which seems to get pretty low. You're not so sure if there's any gas stations in the sky or whatever.


You hear a voice behind you.
"Meow-ster."



♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (19) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides
   History Book

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (9) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 3

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  ☼Arsonist's Joy☼
  Fire Suit
 50 Gold Pieces
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat
  3 Cooked Human Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: Shkasha (15) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  Silk Net

ABILITIES
Heal
Disable

Spoiler: Rillsim (19) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.


EQUIPMENT
 Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
 Elaborate but unmagical staff
 Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
 Holy book of ASALATASIAMA


ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
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Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.

☼ENEMIES☼
None.

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (19) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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[IronyOwl]

Shkasha let out a cackle.

Beat Dirus like a kitten in a sack.

[Aseaheru]

"Err... we may be out of fuel..."
Thingie turns around and stares.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"That...sounds bad. I don't suppose you know where to refuel? Or what this thing runs on?"

M'Ber tries something.

>Input Destination: OCEANS SURFACE

[Aseaheru]

"No idea, but probably not atmosphere. Best case, water."

[Rolepgeek]

"Owww...this bullet has to go..." Rillsim moans as he fiddles with his robes, top hat almost falling off several times. He prays to ASALATASIAMA quietly, with more respect and less fervency, now that the threat is gone.

Use QUICK CURE on self!

[Weirdsound]

Smashy falls to the ground howling. "LITTLE BOY WITH ROCKET FUEL! HELP! SMASHY'S BOO-BOO JUST GOT WORK!"

[HissinhWalnuts]

I shall be a slime mage!

[ragnarok97071]

((Assuming the player wanted is current))

suddenly, a SQUIRREL ACORNMANCER ((Squirrel Black Mage)) appears, falling out of a nearby crevice!

[PrivateNomad]

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"Err... we may be out of fuel..." Thingie claims.
Thingie turns around and stares. It's Scamps, with his new necklace of intelligence on.
"Meow-ster, I'm huuunnngggrrry...."

"That...sounds bad. I don't suppose you know where to refuel? Or what this thing runs on?"
"No idea, but probably not atmosphere. Best case, water."

M'ber types into the console "Ocean Surface". The autopilot seems to accept it. The ship comes to a slow halt, and slows down gently to the ocean surface.

[WATER DETECTED... PROCEED WITH ELECTROLYSIS?;]


Smashy falls to the ground howling. "LITTLE BOY WITH ROCKET FUEL! HELP! SMASHY'S BOO-BOO JUST GOT WORK!"
You think the little boy is around 20, no, around 30 mil- wait, perhaps 50 miles away.

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"Owww...this bullet has to go..." Rillsim moans as he fiddles with his robes, top hat almost falling off several times. He prays to ASALATASIAMA quietly. Heavenly light glows on your wound as it appears to heal. A gift basket of shampoo and lotion is dropped off as well.
You heal 6 HP!

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♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (19) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides
   History Book

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (9) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 3

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  ☼Arsonist's Joy☼
  Fire Suit
 50 Gold Pieces
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat
  3 Cooked Human Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: Shkasha (15) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  Silk Net

ABILITIES
Heal
Disable

Spoiler: Rillsim (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.


EQUIPMENT
 Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
 Elaborate but unmagical staff
 Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
 Holy book of ASALATASIAMA


ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
-
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
-
Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
-
◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
-
Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
-
S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.

☼ENEMIES☼
None.

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (19) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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