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[Weirdsound]

(You seem to have mixed the Dungeon-ExΩ in with Rillsim's character sheet. You may want to fix that Nomad

Smashy notes the puny human guards, and decides that he has bigger problems than the cat... for now anyway. "This OUR boat now!"

Smashy attempts to shove a guard overboard! Assuming no song of peace makes him stop.

[PrivateNomad]

(You seem to have mixed the Dungeon-ExΩ in with Rillsim's character sheet. You may want to fix that Nomad

oops
Sorry i was out on a weekend camping trip.

[PrivateNomad]

Who says the weapons I summons are serious. :3

i was kidding

[PrivateNomad]

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"Ack!" Rillsim hikes up his robes and runs below the deck of the ship, trying to shake off any possible pursuit from the fiends attacking!

A guard manages to catch up with you from behind! He readies his battleaxe!

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   Suddenly, the water below the party appears to get farther and farther away. The sound of loud engines boom in the side of the ship, while the entire ship shakes.

M'ber attempts to take control of the craft. The control panel seems to transform -- As an aura surrounds the control panel and it transforms into a complex arrangement of switches, dials, levers, and buttons. A control screen blares up in front of you. which appears to be a projection. The screen displays an attitude indicator, an altitude meter, a speedometer, and a console screen. The console reads --

[LAUNCH SEQUENCE INITIATED -- PROTOTYPE V1 TBSC INITIATED -- TRANSFORMATION OF BOAT TO SPACE CRAFT]

From the reflection off the screen, you can see a guard coming up behind you!

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"Nyaaaaa!" Skhasha yells, rushing towards Dirus.

You catch Dirus off-guard due to the ship shaking!
[CRITICAL SUCCESS] You immediately stab Dirus in the abdomen, dealing 6 damage! Dirus coughs up blood, getting thrown back. His abdomen bleeds, as he attempts to hold his wound.

Dirus gets up slowly, coughing up more blood. He suddenly brings his blade out. He lets out a breath. The blade then glows a dark blue.
"Slash..." He says.
"OOFF...."
"KAARRIINNGUNN!" His voice booms as he brings his blade down! A concentrated slash of wind pierces through the air with lightning quick speed, and before you know it you feel excruciating pain, as two of your eight legs are sliced clean off, dealing 10 damage! The dismembered parts sail off in an arc.
You fall down, looking towards the two cut limbs. The joints that connected the legs immediately shut off, preventing more pain and injury due to your spider-like body.
The legs should grow back sooner or later, but you have more important things to worry about.


Morina and Gordan watch the duel.
"S- Shouldn't you do something..?" Gordan asks Morina.
"I'll intervene when it gets to serious. Besides, it's fun to watch." Morina responds.

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Smashy is suddenly caught in a battle between a guard with red hair.
The guard rushes forward, his halberd in hand! You don't have much space to move, so you find it difficult to dodge the incoming attack! The halberd strikes you in the shoulder dealing 4 damage!

"Now I'm angry!" Smashy yells, actually PICKING the guard up.
"This is OUR boat now!" He yells as he throws the guard off the flying boat and into the ocean below.



♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides
   History Book

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 3

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  ☼Arsonist's Joy☼
  Fire Suit
 50 Gold Pieces
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat
  3 Cooked Human Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: Shkasha (15) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  Silk Net

ABILITIES
Heal
Disable

Spoiler: Rillsim (19) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.


EQUIPMENT
 Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
 Elaborate but unmagical staff
 Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
 Holy book of ASALATASIAMA


ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
-
Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.

☼ENEMIES☼
Guard Elite 2 [10] _{Engaged in combat with M'ber}
Guard Elite 3 [10] _{Engaged in combat with Rillsim}

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (19) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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[PrivateNomad]

Hey guys, who wants an OOC thread?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Nah. There's nit much OOC anyways.


"Hm...this was unexpected, to say the--oh, good day officer. How are you?"
Attempt diplomacy. If diplomacy fails, attempt Try at Diplomacy again. And by "again" I mean "on the guard". And by "Diplomacy" I mean "Authority". And by "Try" I mean "Kick". And by "at" I mean "of". And by "attempt" I mean "use".

[Aseaheru]

Aww... I was sorta skipped...

[Weirdsound]

Smashy rushes to the bridge to assist the little annoying fellow.

Smashy axes the guard fighting M'Ber

[Rolepgeek]

The orc lets out a sudden gasp, closes his eyes, and swings his staff. WHACK he opens an eye to see himself, still alive, and smiles. His fangs show.
WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK

Wail on the guard with my staff, a veritable rain of HOLY SMACKs.

[Aseaheru]

Thinkgie slowly wakes.

[PrivateNomad]

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M'ber immediately turns around, facing the guard.
"Hm...this was unexpected, to say the--oh, good day officer. How are you?"
"Uh... What are you?" The guard asks.
"Why i'm a Kobold." M'ber responds.
"A wh-" The guard spurts out, before being interrupted by "AUTHORITY!"
M'ber proceeds to sparta kick the guard out of the windshield, with only screaming heard as the guard plummets down to the ocean.

M'bers attention is directed to the console screen, which beeps and shows a loading screen titled "BLAZER". A video of Cpt. Johan is then played.
"This thing on..?" Captain Johan asks as the video loads into a blank backdrop.
He coughs his throat and brings out a sheet of paper.
"Dear user, you have apparently pressed the spooky red button labeled "TBSC", and you have not activated the proper access sequence to fully initiate the process. However, you have bypassed this access due to you being an authorized user. Congratulations! And by now, you may be wondering. "Why is my ship flying?" WELL, you activated the launch sequence! And you probably have no flight experience at all! No worries though, input the "Autopilot" command into the console to activate the autopilot! Goodbye!"

The screen goes back to the default command screen.

Smashy then stomps in the room, shaking the wood flooring. "M'ber! Smashy heard noises! You okay?" Smashy asks.
"Yeah" M'ber responds.
Smashy takes note of the blood splattered broken window.

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The orc lets out a sudden gasp, closes his eyes, and swings his staff. WHACK he opens an eye to see himself, still alive, and smiles. His fangs show.
He goes for an all out attack.
[CRITICAL SUCCESS] The guard looks upon you with horror as you beat him down painfully with your staff. He begs for mercy as you lay a slow and painful death upon him, healing him and then proceeding to whack him. He finishes himself off by taking his sword to himself.

You suddenly feel more experienced.

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"Uurrgg...." Thingie says as he begins to wake up. He sits up, looking around. Just an empty hallway, a few barrels. Looks like your by the entrance to and...
"WHAT THE HELICOPTER" You exclaim as you look outside. The boat appears to be flying. You also manage to catch a glimpse of a guard fall to his death in the ocean.
"Well, this is some boulevard." You say.

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Meanwhile...

Dirus looks visibly tired, after that powerful move. He gets, and cracks his neck, bringing his sword up. "Come at me, bitch." He says.

Skhasha grins, firing a web at Dirus. Dirus is then caught in a web of silk, unable to move!
"Shit!" He exclaims.


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Rillsim has leveled up! He is now level 2!
Rillsim has learned "Conjure Holy Hand Grenade"!


♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides
   History Book

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 3

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  ☼Arsonist's Joy☼
  Fire Suit
 50 Gold Pieces
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat
  3 Cooked Human Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: Shkasha (15) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  Silk Net

ABILITIES
Heal
Disable

Spoiler: Rillsim (19) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.


EQUIPMENT
 Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
 Elaborate but unmagical staff
 Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
 Holy book of ASALATASIAMA


ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
-
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
-
Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
-
◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
-
Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
-
S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.

☼ENEMIES☼
None.

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (19) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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[GreatWyrmGold]

M'ber immediately turns around, facing the guard.
"Hm...this was unexpected, to say the--oh, good day officer. How are you?"
"Uh... What are you?" The guard asks.
"Why i'm a Kobold." M'ber responds.
"A wh-" The guard spurts out, before being interrupted by "AUTHORITY!"
M'ber proceeds to sparta kick the guard out of the windshield, with only screaming heard as the guard plummets down to the ocean.

That's not quite what I meant to do, but meh, combat was probably inevitable.
And this was frikkin' hilarious.


"...Alright then. Where is the autopilot?"
Activate the autopilot!

[Aseaheru]

What the helicopter... If I had a sig post thing I may have to add that. Luckily, I dont.

To the control place to use my just-remembered spaceship skills!

[Weirdsound]

"Your Boo-boos look as bad as Smashy's Mr. Kicky. We should get help."

Smashy tries to find Gordan and bum some healing off him!

[PrivateNomad]

WAITING FOR SKHASHA