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[GreatWyrmGold]

Follow him (with weapon drawn, of course), of course!

[PrivateNomad]

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Smashy spits back at the boy's feet, before asking "What you have in the box, kid?"
"Solid rocket fuel, mistah'." The kid responds.
...
What would a kid be doing with rocket fuel?

Meanwhile...

"...And that's how Cpt. Johan got his masters degree in boating." The stoner says, as B'mer and Zack follow him.
Eventually the three come across a large boat, labeled the S.S Blazer.
"Ah... Here she is. Still in top notch condition."
It appears to be an average boat, however there are a few strange aspects about it, and there are many pulleys.

"Well, there ye' go." The stoner says, before walking off.
"And don't press the button that's labeled 'TBSC'"! He yells.

Thingie pats all the cats, whom crowd around him, purring. One rolls over on it's belly.

♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5


EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

  3 Deer meat
◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (20) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  Fire Suit
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Gragrar (13) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
  Bastard Sword
  Gray Cloak
  War Drums
  ╒-Pokèball-╕ (Crab Mecha)
  4 Iron Weapons

ABILITIES
Beats of War
Call Eagle

Spoiler: Zack the Zombie (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1
A zombie rose from the dead. He has no hair and part of his bone is showing. Meet Zack.

EQUIPMENT
  Tattered Clothing
  Sharp Claws
  3 Lockpicks

ABILITIES
Moan of Fear

Spoiler: X'krk the Metal Elemental (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  ¤¬Rotting Dark Mage Head⌐¤
  Old Man Head
  ±Occult's Head±
  Lead Pipe
  Silver Shield
  Iron Armor

ABILITIES
Falcon Punch
Metal Bending

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
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Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
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☼ENEMIES☼

♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (25) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
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[Weirdsound]

Smashy's eyes light up like a kid in a candy shop! "Rocket Fuel? Are you gonna make 'sploisons? Smashy fireman. Good at 'splosions!"

[scapheap]

See if I can level up

Look around the boat

-Zack

[Aseaheru]

Scratch the stomach gently.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Get on the boat.

[PrivateNomad]

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Smashy's eyes light up like a kid in a candy shop! "Rocket Fuel? Are you gonna make 'sploisons? Smashy fireman. Good at 'splosions!"
"Sometimes they explode, mistah'! Solid fuel is cheapah' than liqwuid fuels, and not to mention lighter!" The kid gleefully responds.
Smashy notices a man stop and smile at the kid. "Hello, son." He says before grabbing the crate.
"Let's go dewiver this fuel, daddy!" The kid says, following his father.

MEANWHILE...

Thingy gently scratches the cat's belly, as the other cats nudge their noses against him. The cats begin to follow Thingy.

Zack, B'mer, Gordan, Morina, and Dirus climb on top of the boat.
The party ventures into the lower deck, into Captain Johans's old chamber.
The interior smells just like Cpt. Johan. The controls appear to be located inside the Captain's Chamber, which smells even more like him.
While looking around, B'mer notices a stash of alcohol, just under Johan's old bed.

"This place smells like fucking dirty socks soaked in vinegar." Dirus exclaims.
"Smells just like him." Morina says.

Gordon does not seem to care for the conversation, and instead goes to the control panel. He notices a large button labeled "TBSC".
FLASHBACK, WOO WOOO WOOOOOOO
The stoner walks away from the party, before yelling -- "WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON LABELED 'TBSC'"!
WOO WOOO WOOOOOOO
...
And also Gragrar and X'xrk suddenly poof into thin air.

♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

  3 Deer meat
◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (20) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  Fire Suit
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Zack the Zombie (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1
A zombie rose from the dead. He has no hair and part of his bone is showing. Meet Zack.

EQUIPMENT
  Tattered Clothing
  Sharp Claws
  3 Lockpicks

ABILITIES
Moan of Fear

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
-
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
-
Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
-
◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
-
Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
-

☼ENEMIES☼

♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (25) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
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[PrivateNomad]

Who was next in the whitelist?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Locate something to plug my nose.

Take a HP-restoring nap!

[scapheap]

go to sleep

[IronyOwl]

Who was next in the whitelist?

I'm the only one I recall.


Shkasha scurries out from the ship's rafters!

"Awww, you mean this isn't an abandoned docked ghost ship?"

EQUIPMENT: Silk Net
SKILLS: Heal, Disable

[Tiruin]

Is it possible to join in the waitlist?

[Irony, your avatar is broken -- moved/deleted ]

[scapheap]

"Gah! Hair did yar co fom?"

[IronyOwl]

[Irony, your avatar is broken -- moved/deleted ]

((That's strange, it's working for me. Cleared cache, still shows up fine.))

"Gah! Hair did yar co fom?"

"Well! I was hoping to find some tasty things, and as everyone knows the best place to find those is to lie in wait for them in creepy areas. But then you guys showed up, and you're not terrified and soft at all!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"...What are you and am I already asleep? _{Please let me be asleep...}"

((I can see Irony's avatar, for what it's worth.))