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[GreatWyrmGold]

Search for treasure and a bed.

[Aseaheru]

Thingie must speak to the kid now.

[scapheap]

Zack: Search the house.

[Dariush]

"b'mer, did you really just try to kick what is essentially walking armor?..."

X'krk helps Zack with searching the house. Specifically, he looks for any hidden trapdoors.

[GreatWyrmGold]

B'mer kicks X'krk! He feels authority!

Mission Accomplished.

[Weirdsound]

Smashy searches the house as well!

[Urist McBeanie]

Gragrar: Search the house as well.

[IronyOwl]

Finally got around to reading this. Glorious, but ffs's departure was tragic. D:

Throw me on the waiting list. Am I the only one?


EDIT: Also this MSPaint file is filling up with spider torsos. Just thought I'd share.

[GreatWyrmGold]

EDIT: Also this MSPaint file is filling up with spider torsos. Just thought I'd share.

...Wha?

[PrivateNomad]

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B'mer searches around the room. B'mer finds a bed and strange glowing bones. They glow a dark purple.
Thingie looks up to the kid, saying a hello. The kid seems to cheer up to thingie's cute tiny body, but still cries.
"You killed my grandaddy!" He screams. Uh oh.
Zack lets out a groan, and looks around the house. He finds nothing.
Gragrar sheathes his bastard sword and looks around the house!
[CRITICAL FAILURE] Gragrar accidentally trips on a well placed banana peel and lands on a nail, dealing 5 damage!
Smashy joins the searching bandwagon! He finds a rusty fish hook.

Suddenly, the glowing bone moves outside! It begins to form into a skeleton! The skeleton wears a dark, inscribed robe!
"Who dares to disturb my grave? I am Occult the Necromancer, and I will destroy you!" He yells.

♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (20) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5


EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

  3 Deer meat
◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (20) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  Fire Suit
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Gragrar (20) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
  Bastard Sword
  Gray Cloak
  War Drums
  ╒-Pokèball-╕ (Crab Mecha)
  4 Iron Weapons

ABILITIES
Beats of War
Call Eagle

Spoiler: Zack the Zombie (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1
A zombie rose from the dead. He has no hair and part of his bone is showing. Meet Zack.

EQUIPMENT
  Tattered Clothing
  Sharp Claws
  3 Lockpicks

ABILITIES
Moan of Fear

Spoiler: X'krk the Metal Elemental (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  ¤¬Rotting Dark Mage Head⌐¤
  Lead Pipe
  Silver Shield
  Iron Armor

ABILITIES
Falcon Punch
Metal Bending

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
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Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
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☼ENEMIES☼
±Occult the Necromancer± [70] [BOSS]

♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Captain Johan (25) (click to show/hide)

EQUIPMENT
  ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
  Woolen Coat
  Hemp Trousers

ABILITIES
Disarming Smile
Unusual Aroma
Kidney Punch of Injustice™
Boost

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (25) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
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[Aseaheru]

oookkkkaaayyyy...
1. Ask who, and how
2. try not to die
3. see if the kid wants us to kill the necro
3.5. if yes, KILL IT WITH RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL!

[scapheap]

Punch the Necromancer, Tell him off for shouting.

-Zack

[Aseaheru]

it is outside.

[Urist McBeanie]

Gragrar: Be ready to defend against any attacks, but don't adopt an aggressive stance. "What do you want necromancer, I for one have no trifle with you, I am a mere traveler seeking shelter.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Use Kick of Authority on Occult until it submits to my authority.