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ReportMaseau dives into the ocean and starts to eat fish.
"Alright. I'll see if I can find someone to fix the boat. At least a couple people need to stay to guard the boat, more if the red mages stick around. The rest of you can do other stuff if you need to. Try not to commit any felonies." M'ber states.
"Time for Smashy to do more hero stuff!" The ogre says in excitement, before running off to 'help' people.
"Just remember: No felonies! That means crimes. Not exactly, but I'm not trying to imply you should commit misdemeanors.Smashy just nods.
Thingie grabs some change found on the side of a stone walkway which lines the coast. He hands it to Scamps.
"Here Scamps, get yourself some fish. I gotta go help get this thing fixed." Thinkie says, before patting Scamp's head.
"Thanks, meow-ster!" He says, sprinting off.
They grow up so fast.
Thingie goes to help M'ber.
"Hey M'ber, need some help?" Thingie asks, walking with M'ber.
"Yeah. Thank you, Thingy. Ugh, managing this bunch is hard.""Hey, it could be worse. There could be twenty of Smashy-like people, and some extra people besides."M'ber nods.
"Still. 'It could be worse' never made me feel better; in fact, it made me feel worse. It's like saying 'Hey, there's nothing good about this, but it's not quite as bad as it could be!'" He says.
They eventually find a boat repair person. He's a tall bald-headed guy with a short cut beard.
"Ey'?" He asks.
"Do you have specialty in repairing rocket propelled boats?" Thingie asks.
The repairman blinks a few times.
"Uh, I can try."
"Great!" M'ber shouts.
The three of them walk to repair the boat, which has a gaping hole covered in spider webs and slime residue, as well as a giant whole inside the floor.
"This will be my greatest challenge yet. This will be around 2000 gold pieces." He remarks casually.
"Alright aw- wait, how much exactly..?" Thingie says.
"2000." He repeats.
M'ber and Thingie face-palm each other.
"Smashy has pretty much all our money of 50 gold pieces..." Thingie sighs.
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Skasha scuttles into the ship where Dan is leaning over the Red Mage. He lets out a sigh.
Dan lets out a gasp before sprinting out the ship.
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Skhasha crawls over to the downed mage, examining him. Skasha gives him a quick heal. Nothing seems wrong with him, after all, just him laying on the floor.
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M'ber and Thingie's financial discussion is interrupted by Dan, who rushes towards M'ber.
"M- M'ber! Red! He's stopped breathing, please help him!" Dan pleads.
"God damnit." M'ber asserts, face-palming yet again.
♦Players♦Lvl. 5
EQUIPMENT Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ Arrows
Chitin Armor
Silver Dagger
1 Bomb
◄Ring of Shrinking► 3 Tanned Hides
History Book
ABILITIESPoisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut
ATTRIBUTESScouting
Lvl. 3
EQUIPMENT ◄Axe of Fire►
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
Fire Suit
50 Gold Pieces
Can of Gasoline
Box of Matches (20)
Silver Axe
Frag Grenade of Safety
Phoenix Down ABILITIESLaugh of Fire
Fire Ring
Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
Steel Boots
Box of Food
Pitchblende Box
Trench Coat
Gas mask
Helm
4 Cloth
2 Iron Ingots
ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit
Lvl. 1
EQUIPMENT Silk NetABILITIESHeal
Disable
Lvl. 2
An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.
EQUIPMENT
Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
Elaborate but unmagical staff
Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
Holy book of ASALATASIAMA
Shampoo
Lotion
ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade
Lvl. 1
A slime wizard whom controls all things slime-related.
EQUIPMENT
Kitten skin Robe
Fur Boots
◄Hogwartz Wand►
ABILITIES
Summon Slime
Adhesive Slime
Lubricant Slime
Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
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Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.
☼ENEMIES☼None
♥ALLIES♥Scamps the Cat
[10]2 Cats
[10]Red Mage [30]Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [25]A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
Leather Armor
Leather Boots
Leather Hood
◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►
ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death
A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.
EQUIPMENT
Iron Armor
5 Bombs
Bomb Bag
◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►
ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun
Dozen Sword Slicer
An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.
EQUIPMENT
Green Silk Robes
Bow
Song book
◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►
ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War
¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ΩDungeon-ExΩΘ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε☼Arsonist's Joy☼╞═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╡