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Author Topic: [6/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon: AN UPDATE!11??11!!?  (Read 90997 times)

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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #780 on: November 13, 2013, 09:57:18 pm »

You put the dungeon EX on the slime mage sheet Nomad.
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #781 on: November 14, 2013, 06:42:52 pm »

Uh game master I wish to register a complaint about my character info...

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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #782 on: November 14, 2013, 06:43:10 pm »

You put the dungeon EX on the slime mage sheet Nomad.

GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN

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« Reply #783 on: November 14, 2013, 07:07:46 pm »

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Thingie looks through a convenient tourism book.
"Lets see... Ah, a fish mart. Thats a nice spot."
Thingie gently pitches the ship forward. He goes into some kind of aviation trance, because to him it is very XXFUNXX.
"Attitude set at 0-0 central indicator. Pitch, 20. Roll, 0. Yaw, 0..." He says, monotone.
"Hydrogen-A Class Thrusters are at 40% throttle. Left thruster nominal. Right thruster nominal. Fuel at 95%." He continues,
"Left and right ailerons nominal. Rear rudder nominal. Flight is a go." You say.
This is it. You know you can do it. This is where a few hours of microsoft flight simulator pay off!
YOU CAN DO IT!

You pitch forward, and the craft gently goes... forward. one small step, afterall.


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"...If you're going to rip off someone, rip off someone competent. Morina, Thunder Volt! Or whatever that thing was called."
"Right!" Morina says, casting a thunderbolt at Dan. He is hit, but the lighting bolt dissipates as it strikes his armor.
M'ber takes the Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» in hand! He pulls the string, firing an icy cold arrow towards the red mage! The red mage steps to the side, dodging it.

"Some reunion!" He says, as he raises his flaming pistol up.
"Phoenix Blaster, shotgun mode!" He says. He throws it into the air, and it morphs into a flaming shotgun. It catches it one-handed, aiming it at M'ber.
"THIS IS.... MY BOOM-STICK!" He yells, firing it.


M'ber is hit, being unable to dodge it. He gets knocked back by the blow, and is dealt 5 damage!

"Just how I like it!" Dan Straight yells out. He floats his two hammers up, morphing them into a large sickle. It takes aim towards Dirus. "Harvest moon!" He yells out! The sickle fling towards him.

The sickle strike Dirus. He yells out in pain as he falls to the ground, his leg bleeding.
"MAH' LEG!" He is dealt 6 damage.


Skasha creeps behind the red mage. She grabs his red cape, feeling it. It feels soft and velvety. You move towards his hat. You have to take it off, you must. He goes to scratch his ass, when he slightly elbows you.
The Red Mage jumps up, raising his shotgun! He fires towards Skhasha but she quickly dodges it.

"Opening!" Gordan yells out. He pulls his bow string back, firing an arrow towards the red mage. The arrow hits his shoulder, making him drop his shotgun! The red mage is dealt 3 damage!

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Maseau flicks his wand! A slime oozes from the walls of the lower deck. The slime oozes into the control room, grabbing one of Dan's feet!
"AH, WHAT THE HELL" He yells, whacking it with hammers.


♦Players♦
Spoiler: M'Ber (14) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Shkasha (25) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Rillsim (25) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

☼ENEMIES☼
Red Mage [27]
Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [30]

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]
Slime [5]



¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #784 on: November 14, 2013, 07:11:05 pm »

"MINE NOW EEEEHEHEHEHEHE!"

Grab his shotgun and scurry off with it!
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #785 on: November 14, 2013, 07:14:51 pm »

Summon lubricant slime on the floor so I can have fun skating on it.

Oh also have my slime pull Dan in half.
« Last Edit: November 14, 2013, 07:17:01 pm by HissinhWalnuts »
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #786 on: November 14, 2013, 08:08:29 pm »

KEEP FLYING TO THE FISH! ALSO RELAY THE FOLLOWING ON THE INTERCOM, OR ELSE JUST SHOUT IT!
"Everyone please buckle up. We will be at the fishmart soon, and there is no need to go killing things before then. That is all."
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #787 on: November 14, 2013, 08:36:22 pm »

Smashy is caught off guard as the Red Mage begins picking a fight with the ogre's traveling companions. What was he supposed to do?

His mind is made up as the stranger strikes M'ber. The stranger is not Smashy's friend. Smashy can fight the stranger and catch up with the Red Mage later.

Drawing both his axes, Smashy turns to Dan and starts yelling. "You hurt Mr. Bossy Kobold! Nobody hurts Mr. Bossy Kobold! FE-FI-FO-FUM Smashy gonna chop ya into chum!"

Dual Wield Axe attack on Dan!

 
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #788 on: November 14, 2013, 09:56:13 pm »

"Seems they copied someone competent."

"Everyone please buckle up. We will be at the fishmart soon, and there is no need to go killing things before then. That is all."
"Idiot."

Get up, get behind cover, snipe.
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #789 on: November 15, 2013, 03:20:55 pm »

"I heard that, and consider it highly offensive."
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #790 on: November 15, 2013, 08:53:35 pm »

"We need to kill them because they're attacking us, you idiot!"
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #791 on: November 15, 2013, 09:16:53 pm »

Glorp, shlorp, mlorp.(Keeeeeel him).
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #792 on: November 19, 2013, 06:02:21 pm »

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"MINE NOW EEEEHEHEHEHEHE!" Skhasha says, grinning! She quickly grabs the shotgun and runs off with it.
But she drops it when it burns through her hands, dealing 4 damage!


A voice comes on the intercom.
"Everyone please buckle up. We will be at the fishmart soon, and there is no need to go killing things before then. That is all." The ship begins to fly at around 42 km/h eastward.


Smashy is caught off guard as the Red Mage begins picking a fight with the ogre's traveling companions.

Drawing both his axes, Smashy turns to Dan and starts yelling. "You hurt Mr. Bossy Kobold! Nobody hurts Mr. Bossy Kobold! FE-FI-FO-FUM Smashy gonna chop ya into chum!"

Smashy lunges at Dan, with his silver axe and his Axe of Fire in hand!
 Dan opens his eyes, dodging back!


M'ber fires a shot towards Red Mage, but misses! He dives behind cover.

The red mage summons a flame disk towards M'ber's back! M'ber is hit, being dealt 3 damage!
Dan swings towards Smashy, but misses!

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The slime mage skates upstairs with his lubricant slime!
He enters the control room, demanding "Glorp, shlorp, mlorp." towards his slime.
The slime wiggles around Dan, dealing 1 damage!





♦Players♦
Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Shkasha (21) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Rillsim (25) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

☼ENEMIES☼
Red Mage [27]
Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [29]

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]
Slime [5]



¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #793 on: November 19, 2013, 06:21:30 pm »

Get slime in places he never thought he would find it!

Use adhesive slime.(This should stun him/suffocate him)((Also my slime will continue slowly digesting Dan.))
« Last Edit: November 19, 2013, 06:39:26 pm by HissinhWalnuts »
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #794 on: November 19, 2013, 06:38:01 pm »

"F^$%ing mages! ...No offense, Morina!"

Shoot the red mage. Hit this time.
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