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[Rolepgeek]

"Where am I? What's going on!?" Rillsim asks, looking around in near-panic as projectiles start impacting around them. "Oh Asalatasiama, why do you still give me trials?" he whines, as he runs for the nearest available cover, hiking up his robes. It's already a comical sight, what with him being an orc in priestly attire, but this would be quite hilarious, were it not for the sobering fact of being very near death.

[PrivateNomad]

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Smashy blindly fumbles around, trying to keep a grip on Scamps. Smashy trips on an exposed nail, faceplanting on the hardwood floor as the cat runs off! He takes 2 damage!

Thingie hears the commotion, along with Scamp's familiar hissing. As you go to investigate, you see Scamps sprint out the boat, with the strange necklace around his neck. He cowers by your leg.

The cat begins to talk.
"Oh, it was terrible master, the giant ugly ogre thing put this amulet around my neck and now I suddenly feel more intelligent!" Scamps says.
You try not to faint.

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"Where am I? What's going on!?" Rillsim asks, looking around in near-panic as projectiles start impacting around them. "Oh Asalatasiama, why do you still give me trials?" he whines, as he runs for the nearest available cover, hiking up his robes. It's already a comical sight, what with him being an orc in priestly attire, but this would be quite hilarious, were it not for the sobering fact of being very near death.

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Shkasha tilted her head, scuttling up a nearby wall to make it easier. Her face was very nearly upside down.

"Hmmmmm. If I win you get to be my squire and help me cuddle things!" Shkasha says, grinning.
"So be it." Dirus says, rushing forward with his sword held up.

M'ber runs in, sliding by the control panel. He fiddles around with the controls, eventually hitting the ignition. The boat begins to move forward slowly!

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The guards move closer! They will arrive at the boat in one turn!
The guard sharpshooter fires a musket! A musket ball flies into RillSim, dealing 6 damage!

♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides
   History Book

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (16) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 3

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  ☼Arsonist's Joy☼
  Fire Suit
 50 Gold Pieces
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat
  3 Cooked Human Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: Shkasha (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  Silk Net

ABILITIES
Heal
Disable

Spoiler: Rillsim (19) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.


EQUIPMENT
 Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
 Elaborate but unmagical staff
 Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
 Holy book of ASALATASIAMA


ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK

[spoiler=ΩDungeon-ExΩ]
Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
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Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.

☼ENEMIES☼
Guard Elite [10]
Guard Elite 2 [10]
Guard Elite 3 [10]
Guard Sharpshooter [5]

♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (25) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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[IronyOwl]

Shkasha uses Disable!

[Aseaheru]

'Uhahe... ah..."
Faint.

[Weirdsound]

Smashy overhears the cat talking. "Okay. Necklace is safe. Smashy take it back now. Smashy wanna be smart."

Retrieve Necklace from Cat

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Oh, yeah. The guards...))

Step on it! Sail away faster!

[Rolepgeek]

Rillsim blanched as he noticed his blood soaking the sleeve of his robes. "Oh gods, oh gods...I'm bleeding! Asalatasiama, help me, I beg of you!" He cowered, praying. His amulet began to glow. And then, a portal would appear behind the sharpshooter, and start trying to suck him in.

BANISH the Sharpshooter.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Can I apply as a squid-man with air breathing lungs who is a warrior that summons his own bows and swords?

[PrivateNomad]

Can I apply as a squid-man with air breathing lungs who is a warrior that summons his own bows and swords?

What do you think this is, a serious roleplay?

[PrivateNomad]

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Shkasha points her web shooter thingy towards Dirus, firing a large net of webs towards him.
Dirus quickly dodges, he dives towards you, sword out! He attempts to slash you, but only grazes you!
As he misses, you attempt to claw at him, missing.

M'ber desperately tries to make the boat. In an attempt, he blindly presses the red button labeled "TBSC". At first nothing appears to happen.

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'Uhahe... ah..." Thingie says before fainting. Scamps jumps ontop of you.
Smashy overhears the cat talking. "Okay. Necklace is safe. Smashy take it back now. Smashy wanna be smart."
Smashy tries to take the necklace off, but it seems glued onto the cat. Perhaps it is cursed.

Scamps looks towards you. "Y- You hurt master!" He says, before diving onto your face, scratching you. He deals 1 damage!

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Rillsim blanched as he noticed his blood soaking the sleeve of his robes. "Oh gods, oh gods...I'm bleeding! Asalatasiama, help me, I beg of you!" He cowered, praying. His amulet began to glow.
A portal rips open behind the sharpshooter! The sharpshooter screams, being sucked in the portal!

The guards arrive! They quickly hop onto the moving ship just as it gets off from the edge of the ground!


♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides
   History Book

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (15) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 3

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  ☼Arsonist's Joy☼
  Fire Suit
 50 Gold Pieces
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat
  3 Cooked Human Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: Shkasha (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  Silk Net

ABILITIES
Heal
Disable

Spoiler: Rillsim (19) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.


EQUIPMENT
 Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
 Elaborate but unmagical staff
 Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
 Holy book of ASALATASIAMA


ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK

[spoiler=ΩDungeon-ExΩ]
Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
-
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
-
Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
-
◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
-
Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
-
S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.

☼ENEMIES☼
Guard Elite [10]
Guard Elite 2 [10]
Guard Elite 3 [10]

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (25) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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[HissinhWalnuts]

Who says the weapons I summons are serious. :3

[Aseaheru]

Can we get gordon to play a song of piece?

Thingie is still fainted.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Keep pressing buttons, trying to learn the controls.

[Rolepgeek]

"Ack!" Rillsim hikes up his robes and runs below the deck of the ship, trying to shake off any possible pursuit from the fiends attacking!

[IronyOwl]

(("It's not very effective..."))

"Nyaaaaa!"

Attack Dirus in generic manner.