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[scapheap]

Try seducing again

[IronyOwl]

"Nope. He threatened me, that means small things go in the sack. If you help me carry him we could share, he's too big for me.

Otherwise you might have to go in the sack."

"Do you listen to yourself?"

"I was gonna go back to hugging the pretty lady eventually."

See if I can carry about a netted kobold in my arms, then. If Dirus attacks, use Disable.

[PrivateNomad]

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"Do you listen to yourself?" M'ber says.
"I was gonna go back to hugging the pretty lady eventually."
 M'ber raises his ring in the air, he begins to shrink!
With the webs. Shkasha snickers.

"Nope. He threatened me, that means small things go in the sack. If you help me carry him we could share, he's too big for me
Otherwise you might have to go in the sack." Shkasha says to Dirus, still pointing his sword at her.
[CRITICAL SUCCESS]Dirus forces his fist into your gut, causing you to fall down!
 You take 7 damage, you feel sick!

"Spider bitch." Dirus says, still keeping his sword pointed.

Thingy jumps inside a bunk.

"Ragh zah jur..." Zack says, attempting to seduce Shkasha. It's not very effective...

"goldgoldgoldgemsgoldgoldgemsgold" X'krk stares at the safe, then Falcon Punches it!
The safe cracks slightly.

Outside the boat...

"Oh no! It is Fireman's mortal ennemy! Police! Smashy thinks we need backup!"
Smashy grabs the kid, and his rocket fuel, and bails. He runs towards the ship.

A bowman aims his bow towards you, firing! The arrow flies by your leg, missing.

Another bowman fires an arrow! It whizzes by you, just barely hitting your arm.

Eventually you find yourself by the S.S Blazer, however, three guardsmen are blocking the ladder.


♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

  3 Deer meat
◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (18) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 3

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  ☼Arsonist's Joy☼
  Fire Suit
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Zack the Zombie (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2
A zombie rose from the dead. He has no hair and part of his bone is showing. Meet Zack.

EQUIPMENT
  Tattered Clothing
  Sharp Claws
  3 Lockpicks

ABILITIES
Moan of Fear

ATTRIBUTES
Detachable Limbs

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: X'krk the Metal Elemental (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  ¤¬Rotting Dark Mage Head⌐¤
  Old Man Head
  ±Occult's Head±
  Lead Pipe
  Silver Shield
  Iron Armor

ABILITIES
Falcon Punch
Metal Bending

Spoiler: Shkasha (18) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  Silk Net

ABILITIES
Heal
Disable

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
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Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
-
S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.

☼ENEMIES☼
Guard 1 [15]
Guard 2 [15]
Guard 3 [15]

♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (25) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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[GreatWyrmGold]

"Uh-oh...my Trouble Sense is tingling. Either Smashy, Zack, or Thingy has probably gotten into legal trouble..."

Draw dagger, cut out of the web, activate breastplate, try to sneak towards whatever is causing the disturbance.

[Aseaheru]

ATTACK WITH CATS AND BOX.

[Weirdsound]

"GUYS! HELP! Smashy has gotten into legal trouble!" Before putting down the rocket fuel somewhere safe and using his Ring of Fire ability between the three policemen.

[GreatWyrmGold]

^{_{"GUYS! HELP! Smashy has gotten into legal trouble!"}}
"Called it."

[scapheap]

Go be Smashy's lawer(Punch people)

[IronyOwl]

"*Gahkt* _{Here is your kobold, punchy thing.}"

Dump kobold out of net and onto goblin. Heal self.

[Dariush]

Okay, screw the safe.

Look for other party members.

[PrivateNomad]

Okay, I think it's time to get back started on this.

[PrivateNomad]

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"Uh-oh...my Trouble Sense is tingling. Either Smashy, Zack, or Thingy has probably gotten into legal trouble..." B'mer says, drawing his dagger. He cuts the web and attempts to activate his magic breastplate with only one minor problem: He doesn't know how.
"GUYS! HELP! Smashy has gotten into legal trouble!" Smashy yells out, before pounding his ring against the ground. A ring of fire wipes the guards out easily.
_{"called it"}

((I dont remember anyone's names, please put your character's name when you post.))

♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

  3 Deer meat
◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (18) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 3

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  ☼Arsonist's Joy☼
  Fire Suit
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Zack the Zombie (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2
A zombie rose from the dead. He has no hair and part of his bone is showing. Meet Zack.

EQUIPMENT
  Tattered Clothing
  Sharp Claws
  3 Lockpicks

ABILITIES
Moan of Fear

ATTRIBUTES
Detachable Limbs

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: X'krk the Metal Elemental (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  ¤¬Rotting Dark Mage Head⌐¤
  Old Man Head
  ±Occult's Head±
  Lead Pipe
  Silver Shield
  Iron Armor

ABILITIES
Falcon Punch
Metal Bending

Spoiler: Shkasha (18) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  Silk Net

ABILITIES
Heal
Disable

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
-
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
-
Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
-
◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
-
Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
-
S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.

☼ENEMIES☼
Guard 1 [15]
Guard 2 [15]
Guard 3 [15]

♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (25) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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[Aseaheru]

Thingie charges with the cats, going for the sensitive organ parts.

[IronyOwl]

"Eh? Who's Smashy?" Shkasha asked, not particularly caring. What she really wanted to do was go cuddle that mage again.

Heal self.

[freeformschooler]

((The title is starting to make sense now.))