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"W- What did I miss..?" Thingy asks, gasping in air.
"Nothin' much, spidey here made us shit our pants." Dirus says.
"When we going to the beach?" Gordon asks.

"Spider-thingie! Back a bit off from Morina..." B'mer says, looking to Shkasha being awful close to Morina.
"Nope!" Shkasha responds, hugging Morina.
"Gaaayyy!" Dirus yells at the spider girl.

Morina attempts to push Skhasha off her! Morina fails, and is only clutched tighter by Shkasha.
"Could really use some help here, guys..." Morina akwardly says.

MEANWHILE...
"Nobody hurts my friends. except me." Smashy says sternly to the little brat that just tripped him.
Smashy punches the boy off the dock, into the water. Like the fist of the north star.

Smashy hears someone walk up behind him...


Smashy has leveled up!
Smashy has been given "Arsonist's Joy"!

A pair of glowing brass knuckles suddenly descends upon Smashy, accompanied by angelic choirs.

Dungeon-Ex Updated!

♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

  3 Deer meat
◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (18) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 3

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  ☼Arsonist's Joy☼
  Fire Suit
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Zack the Zombie (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2
A zombie rose from the dead. He has no hair and part of his bone is showing. Meet Zack.

EQUIPMENT
  Tattered Clothing
  Sharp Claws
  3 Lockpicks

ABILITIES
Moan of Fear

ATTRIBUTES
Detachable Limbs

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: X'krk the Metal Elemental (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  ¤¬Rotting Dark Mage Head⌐¤
  Old Man Head
  ±Occult's Head±
  Lead Pipe
  Silver Shield
  Iron Armor

ABILITIES
Falcon Punch
Metal Bending

Spoiler: Shkasha (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  Silk Net

ABILITIES
Heal
Disable

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
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Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.

☼ENEMIES☼

♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (25) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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[GreatWyrmGold]

Charge forward.

"You have one last chance, thing. Get away from her."

If the spider-thing doesn't drop and back from Morina, use Kick of Authority and tell her to do so again. If this fails, separate them physically. Despite being half their size.

[IronyOwl]

"Noooooooooope!"

Net kobold, place in inventory.

[Dariush]

((Actually, that was X'krk doing the punching, but an addition of mind control to my arsenal is surely a good idea that cannot backfire in any way whatsoever.))

Take note of own surroundings.

[scapheap]

"Gah gah...ha!"

seduce Skhasha

-Zack

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Gah gah...ha!"

seduce Skhasha

-Zack

This will end poorly.
For you. It'll be hilarious to me.
Maybe not for M'Ber.

[PrivateNomad]

"Gah gah...ha!"

seduce Skhasha

-Zack

This will end poorly.
For you. It'll be hilarious to me.
Maybe not for M'Ber.

And to think I called him B'mer this whole time.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Name: M'Ber

[Weirdsound]

Smashy turns around to see who is walking up behind him.

(Sorry I poofed for a bit. School and work and stuff draining my life)

[Aseaheru]

introduce and count cats.

[PrivateNomad]

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M'ber moves foward, glaring at Skhasha.
"You have one last chance, thing. Get away from her." He says, sternly.
"Noooooooooope!" Skhasha exclaims, then firing a web towards M'ber!
[CRITICAL SUCCESS] Shkasha catches M'ber by surprise, taking him to the ground easily. However, he seems to large to put in your non-existant pockets, despite him being pretty small.
Dirus comes up behind the spider-woman, pointing his sword at her neck.
"Stand down, you hairy arachnid." He commands.

"Gah gah...ha!" Zack attempts to seduce Shkasha! However, a cat comes over, and begins to roll around on his stomach next to Zack's feet. Zack seduced the cat.

X'krk looks around the Captain's Quarter. An average quarter, really. In the corner is a shelf of porn mags. Under Johan's bed is his alcohol stash. His bed is torn and smells of fermented dog shit. However, X'krk notices a tilted painting. Just behind the painting is what appears to be a safe.

Thingy looks to his cats. There are exactly three of them, one is by Zack's leg.
"Alright, here are my cats." He says.
He points to the orange one by Zack's leg.
"That's Scamp." He explains. He then points to a black and white one next to him.
"Aand that is Catmeat." He says. He points to a large one, bearing the collar tag "Dinner".
"And that's dinner." He finishes.

Morina carefully sneaks away.
Gordon sits on the bed, swinging his legs around.

MEANWHILE...

Smashy turns around, seeing an armored man bearing Murnis's insignia, a single brown pinecone. A guard.
"Oi', hands where I can see em'." He says.

Looks like smashy is in some deep shit with the po-po.

♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

  3 Deer meat
◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (18) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 3

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  ☼Arsonist's Joy☼
  Fire Suit
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Zack the Zombie (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2
A zombie rose from the dead. He has no hair and part of his bone is showing. Meet Zack.

EQUIPMENT
  Tattered Clothing
  Sharp Claws
  3 Lockpicks

ABILITIES
Moan of Fear

ATTRIBUTES
Detachable Limbs

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: X'krk the Metal Elemental (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  ¤¬Rotting Dark Mage Head⌐¤
  Old Man Head
  ±Occult's Head±
  Lead Pipe
  Silver Shield
  Iron Armor

ABILITIES
Falcon Punch
Metal Bending

Spoiler: Shkasha (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  Silk Net

ABILITIES
Heal
Disable

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
-
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
-
Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
-
◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
-
Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
-
S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.

☼ENEMIES☼

♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (25) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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[GreatWyrmGold]

"Do you listen to yourself?"

Activate Ring of Shrinking to aid my escape!

[Weirdsound]

"Oh no! It is Fireman's mortal ennemy! Police! Smashy thinks we need backup!"

Smashy grabs the kid and his rocket fuel, and runs to find the others!

[Aseaheru]

look for a bunk. preferably at the top of a mast.

[Dariush]

"goldgoldgoldgemsgoldgoldgemsgold"

Punch the safe inside out.