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[PrivateNomad]

I might get another update done today, though I'm sick with the flu again.

[Aseaheru]

get well soon.

[PrivateNomad]

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B'mer attempts to kick Occult, but he's too exhausted!
[CRITICAL SUCCESS +1] Smashy pours a bunch of gasoline on Occult while he's not looking. Occult doesn't seem to notice.

Gragrar attempts to use the beats of war to heal Cpt. Johan! However, it doesn't do much to heal the arrow sticking through his neck. Cpt. Johan is literately a blood fountain.

[CRITICAL SUCCESS] Zack claws at occult, dealing 17 damage!

X'rk laughs, and thens wings his pipe towards Occult!
The pipe bashes into Occult's head! The shadow and skeleton turn to ashes as his skull rolls across the ground.
A beam of dark energy shoots from Occult, and he turns to ashes.


Captain Johan lays there, looking up to the party.
"G- Gentlemen..." He utters, coughing up some blood.
"It has been an honor..." He continues, until his head lays flat on the ground.

Cpt. Johan has died.

A single note drops off from his corpse, labeled "Cpt. Johan's Will"

♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5


EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

  3 Deer meat
◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (20) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  Fire Suit
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Gragrar (13) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
  Bastard Sword
  Gray Cloak
  War Drums
  ╒-Pokèball-╕ (Crab Mecha)
  4 Iron Weapons

ABILITIES
Beats of War
Call Eagle

Spoiler: Zack the Zombie (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1
A zombie rose from the dead. He has no hair and part of his bone is showing. Meet Zack.

EQUIPMENT
  Tattered Clothing
  Sharp Claws
  3 Lockpicks

ABILITIES
Moan of Fear

Spoiler: X'krk the Metal Elemental (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  ¤¬Rotting Dark Mage Head⌐¤
  Lead Pipe
  Silver Shield
  Iron Armor

ABILITIES
Falcon Punch
Metal Bending

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
-
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
-
Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
-
◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
-
Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
-

☼ENEMIES☼

♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (25) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
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[Dariush]

X'krk stares at Occult's corpse in amusement (with both of his heads) and then puts his skull next to the two already present heads.

[scapheap]

Read Cpt. Johan's Will in my speech pattens.

[Weirdsound]

(Do we get EXP for that?)

Smashy explores the area now that the boss is dead, and it has been so long that his player has forgotten if it has already been explored.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Loot the ashes and the room. We're adventurers, people!

[freeformschooler]

(I'm happy this is back but sad I quit it even with more time now ah well, probably best to be fair to the other waitlisters.

[PrivateNomad]

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X'krk amusingly takes the necromancer's skull and puts it next to his other heads. Tri-head!

Zack takes Cpt. Johan's will and reads it to himself.


-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
           Captain Johan's Last Will

   Cpt. Johan here, what's up?
In the sudden, extravagant event of my untimely death, I wish for the following:
• I pass down my ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε to my brother, Cpt. Karmac, the only one who knows how to use them.

• I pass down my sum of 13,000 Gold Pieces to my cat, Blunt.

• I pass my ship, the S.S Blazer to my adventuring party.

• I pass my dirty socks to Morina the Sorcerer, A.K.A dumb bitch.

• I pass my lollipop to M'ber the Animal Guy. Tell him if he gets rid of it then I'll be sad even though I'm dead. It was my prized possession, as it had my first pubic hairs on it.

• I want my body to be burned and then scattered across the cave at the beginning of this wild venture'.
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Smashy searches the area. He finds a small pebble.

B'mer loots the ashes and room. B'mer finds a random fortune cookie that is of an unknown date.


♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5


EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

  3 Deer meat
◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (20) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  Fire Suit
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Gragrar (13) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
  Bastard Sword
  Gray Cloak
  War Drums
  ╒-Pokèball-╕ (Crab Mecha)
  4 Iron Weapons

ABILITIES
Beats of War
Call Eagle

Spoiler: Zack the Zombie (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1
A zombie rose from the dead. He has no hair and part of his bone is showing. Meet Zack.

EQUIPMENT
  Tattered Clothing
  Sharp Claws
  3 Lockpicks

ABILITIES
Moan of Fear

Spoiler: X'krk the Metal Elemental (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  ¤¬Rotting Dark Mage Head⌐¤
  Old Man Head
  ±Occult's Head±
  Lead Pipe
  Silver Shield
  Iron Armor

ABILITIES
Falcon Punch
Metal Bending

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
-
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
-
Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
-
◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
-
Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
-

☼ENEMIES☼

♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (25) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
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[GreatWyrmGold]

Wonder what the heck was wrong with Johan if the will is read.

Leave either way. Search the next room for loot.

[Weirdsound]

Smashy procedes to follow Johan's wishes AND BURN THE EVERLOVING CRAP OUT OF HIS BODY!

[Aseaheru]

Pat a cat.

[scapheap]

Loot the house.

[Dariush]

((Can I haz a sprite update please? ^_^))

X'krk tears off Cpt.Johan's head, since by omitting both his head and X'krk from the will, he obviously left it to the only party member who can use it. Then loot.

[PrivateNomad]

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B'mer searches around. He finds a rock.

Smashy pours gasoline on Johan's body and lights it, his corpse turning into a huge bonfire.

Zack ransacks the house. He finds that the fire from Johan's body has spread to the house. It's on fire.

X'krk tears off Cpt. Johan's scorched head, and then places it on his body. He then loots the corpse, finding that everything has already burnt but manages to recover his ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε in which he passed down to his brother.

Morina takes Johan's will in hand.
"When should we complete this?" She asks.

"Should we have a funeral, or what?" Dirus asks.

Gordon plays some funeral music to set the mood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ1nGH4VBEQ





♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5


EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

  3 Deer meat
◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (20) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  Fire Suit
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Gragrar (13) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
  Bastard Sword
  Gray Cloak
  War Drums
  ╒-Pokèball-╕ (Crab Mecha)
  4 Iron Weapons

ABILITIES
Beats of War
Call Eagle

Spoiler: Zack the Zombie (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1
A zombie rose from the dead. He has no hair and part of his bone is showing. Meet Zack.

EQUIPMENT
  Tattered Clothing
  Sharp Claws
  3 Lockpicks

ABILITIES
Moan of Fear

Spoiler: X'krk the Metal Elemental (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  ¤¬Rotting Dark Mage Head⌐¤
  Old Man Head
  ±Occult's Head±
  Lead Pipe
  Silver Shield
  Iron Armor

ABILITIES
Falcon Punch
Metal Bending

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
-
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
-
Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
-
◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
-
Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
-

☼ENEMIES☼

♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (25) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
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