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The Never-Ending Dungeon "Hm. This is not ideal." M'ber clarifies with indifference. With one swift motion, he sends his shoe flying at Talonis -- in his groin. He yelps in pain as he goes to the ground, squirming around while comically cupping his crotch. M'ber steps back a moment and looks down at his handiwork.
"...Oops." he states apathetically when Talonis stands up snarling. He balls his fist and begins to approach M'ber until he stops and turns back to the swarm of wraiths in the sky.
"You're lucky I have bigger prey." he states as he walks outside, hand on his hammer. He retracts it from out his back and prepares for combat. If the specters were actually material, hitting their knees and head might work. But these things are ghosts, only magic and silver weapons harm them. Not only that -- but there are a lot of them. A dark specter flies towards Talonis. With his magic hammer in hand, he spins it around like Thor and swings at the wraith. The wraith easily dissipates with a single blow. But with that one dead, others come. Five dark purple and hooded figures come at Talonis with an eerie mist trailing them. He bashes his hammer at one, and it dies with an eerie scream but the other four close in one them with their phantom claws extended.
All four of them strike simultaneously,
dealing 6 damage! "2spooky4me"--
While Talonis goes fighting outside, Maseau balls his fist. The slimes begin to slither and congeal onto him, forming a thick shroud of slime.
He gains a +1 defense against magic attack! While the slimes gather, the Blue Mage simply steps out of the shack, his palms emanating an icy energy.
"Have at thee fuckers!" he bellows out as he moves both palms towards a bunch of dark specters, slowing down time for them. But time magic seems to have no effect on them.
The Blue Mage turns behind him, greeted by the horrific red eyes of the
¤¬Mysterious Armored Man⌐¤. The Blue Mage has no time to react -- the armored man's cold metallic hands are now on his neck as he is lifted off the ground. The armored man irradiates an obviously evil magic energy, his hands clenching hard on the Blue Mage as he struggles.
"......My dark specters are existing on the outer plane of temporal existence. No time magic can affect them." his powerful voice booms all over the market, coming from no particular direction. The evil armored man clenches tighter. The Blue Mage is no longer breathing, his airways cut off by the man's cold metallic gauntlet. Suddenly, from behind him rocket engines boom -- the S.S Blazer is in flight.
The large ship hovers into the air with blue flames jetting from it's VTOL engines mounted on it's two sides. The ship rotates and takes aim at the armored man with a giant cannon mounted on top the ship.
"FOOL! You dare to use conventional weaponry on me!? What a laug-" he booms out, only to be interjected by a large pellet of blue energy striking him in the chest. He immediate drops the Blue Mage, flying back from the force of the blow. His large armored body hits the front of a fish stand, completely shattering each and every bit of it. The man groans as he stands up, looking up to the Blazer.
"YOU WERE SAYING?" the voice of Thingy booms from the Blazer's loudspeaker. As Thingy finishes his retort, The Welder leaps out from the ship with his machete tightly gripped. He swipes his blade down at a wraith mid-flight, killing it. The Welder lands on the ground, a shockwave forming as he strikes it. Followed behind him is the Red Mage and Dan Straight, leaping through the air and behind The Welder, fire and hammer in hands respectively. The three men stand up, glaring down at the armored man. He only lets out a chuckle as he steps forward at the three men slowly.
To the side, Agrorbash has his shield and sword out -- ready to fight. He hasn't seen how this man fights yet, so he waits.
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"Attitude stable. Ship energy approximating at 90% at full efficiency. All engines nominal engaging in vertical flight." Thingy states as he pilots the ship. Scamps who is standing behind him simply stares in awe at all of the machinery.
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Lastly, Morina leaps out of the ship with her hands surging with magic energy, her eyes filled with rage, yearning to avenge Dirus. She swipes her hand towards the armored man, and a streak of lightning strikes at the armored man,
dealing 1 damage! The armored man retaliates by aiming his palm at her as soon as he lands. Suddenly, a beam of dark energy shoots out at Morina at a high velocity. Dan straight swiftly levitates his hammer in the way -- the beam strikes the hammer, surging dark arcs of magic moving across the hammer and to the ground. Suddenly, an arc of the evil energy strikes Dan. The hammer drops to the ground as he kneels down in pain.
10 damage was done. The Red Mage lets out a bellow of rage. He begins to hurl fireballs at the armored man, with all three striking at him.
3 damage is dealt. "My attacks aren't doing anything! Even from the Blazer's cannon shot, he still stands fine!" the Red Mage shouts out in frustration. He jerks a head back at Dan, whom is slowly standing. Morina sprints forward with her fist balled, surging with a purple energy which shrouds her entire arm.
"STRIKE OF DEATH!" she roars in rage, swinging her fist at the armored man.
[CRITICAL FAILURE] she misses, instead landing inside of the man's heavy body. He clasps his arms around her, gripping onto her tightly.
"Morina!" the Red Mage yells as he reaches a hand out. From behind, M'ber fires arrows towards the armored man -- but they hold the same effect last time, simply phasing through him. Suddenly, a shroud of dark-purple energy surrounds Morina with streaks of energy arcing from her to the man's dark armor. The man lets her drop to the ground with a laugh, stepping back. Thingy fires another energy pellet zooming in at the man, but misses. Each shot of the cannon would use up 10% of the ship's energy.
"What is with this guy!? Should we retreat?!" the Red Mage yells.
♦Players♦▼Urak's Shack
Lvl. 5
EQUIPMENT Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ Arrows
Chitin Armor
Silver Dagger
1 Bomb
◄Ring of Shrinking► 3 Tanned Hides
History Book
ABILITIESPoisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut
ATTRIBUTESScouting
Soul ResonanceLvl. 2
An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.
EQUIPMENT
Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
Elaborate but unmagical staff
Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
Holy book of ASALATASIAMA
Shampoo
Lotion
ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade
ATTRIBUTES
Soul Resonance
Lvl. 1
A slime wizard whom controls all things slime-related.
EQUIPMENT
Kitten skin Robe
Fur Boots
Gold Pieces [102]
◄Hogwartz Wand►
ABILITIES
Adhesive Slime
Lubricant Slime
Summon Slime
ATTRIBUTES
Clairvoyance
▼The S.S Blazer
Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
Steel Boots
Box of Food
Pitchblende Box
Trench Coat
Gas mask
Helm
4 Cloth
2 Iron Ingots
ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit
ATTRIBUTES
Valor
▼Market Square
Lvl. 1
A tough and strong Orc ready to kick anyone's ass at a moments notice! Get him mad and he'll go berserk!
EQUIPMENT Dire Wolf Leather Loincloth
Leather Strap
Iron Longsword
Platinum Shield
ABILITIESBerserk
ATTRIBUTESValorLvl. 1
A wolf-like man with an intimidating demeanor, as well as knowledge of mechanics.
EQUIPMENT
Σ-Hammer of the Wolf-Σ
Utility Belt
ABILITIES
Wolf Acolyte
ATTRIBUTES
None!
Lvl. 1
EQUIPMENT §▬Staff of Blue▬§ Gnome Orb
Keg of Ale
ABILITIES Shrink
Freeze
Slow Time
ATTRIBUTESNone!Lvl. 1
A large, eerie man wearing a 18th century welder's mask and a blacksmiths apron and clothing, armed with a bloodstained machete. He constantly carries around a small wooden idol, for reasons unknown to anyone but him. He is supernaturally tough and strong as well. He never seems to say anything, beyond the word "Father".
EQUIPMENT
Welder's Mask
Bloodied Machete
Blacksmith Clothing
Wooden Idol
ABILITIES
Intangibility
Possession
ATTRIBUTES
Valor
Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
¤¬Mysterious Armored Man⌐¤ - A man clad in dark armor, seeming to be immensely powerful as he is able to conjure an army of dark specters with ease.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
◄•Key to the Never-Ending Dungeon•► - Teleports the party to a dungeon which is indefinite -- It does not end. It may only be used when 3/4's of the party approves. The deeper you go, the tougher the enemies get. The GM will keep a map of the dungeon organized so that dungeoneers can easily find their way back. The key is returned when the dungeon is exited and may be used anytime. Enemies will teleport with the party to avoid easy escaping.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
Murnis - A town that is advanced in the discipline of rocketry.
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Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.
☼ENEMIES☼¤¬Mysterious Armored Man⌐¤ [446] [BOSS]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]Dark Specter [5]♥ALLIES♥Scamps the Cat
[10]Red Mage [30]Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [15]Slime 1 [5](Maseau)Slime 2 [5](Maseau)Slime 3 [5](Maseau)Gnome
[5] (Blue Mage)A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
Leather Armor
Leather Boots
Leather Hood
◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►
ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death
¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ΩDungeon-ExΩΘ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε☼Arsonist's Joy☼◄•Key to the Never-Ending Dungeon•►╞═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╡