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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

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The zombie fires a bolt into the surgeon puncturing it's brain twice.  W! dies due to organ removal.

[GreatWyrmGold]

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Surgeon removed.

[TCM]

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ARMOK SPOTTED IN RIGHTER LOWER CORNER

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

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ARMOK SPOTTED IN RIGHTER LOWER CORNER

Snipe Armok with a crossbow bolt through the skull!

[GreatWyrmGold]

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Sniped.

[racnor]

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 my vampire hacks the zombie in the upper body and the severed part flies off in an arc.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Which lets a new artifact appear!


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 my vampire hacks the zombie in the upper body and the severed part flies off in an arc.
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[Iituem]

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Convenient, as it allows me to invoke Sheringham's Smorgasboard clause.  The artefact is now a *cheese selection roast*.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...letting me summon a Dire Mouse.
I'll throw in an elephant, too.
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Convenient, as it allows me to invoke Sheringham's Smorgasboard clause.  The artefact is now a *cheese selection roast*.
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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

The Zombie upper body snipes the elephant, while the lower body begins ninja kicking the Vampire

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[ExKirby]

Suddenly Creeper

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[ExKirby]

I cast BUMP!

[Devling]

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Haha, you all made a classic blunder! Due to the rule in The Officio Assassinorum: Special Snowflake edition, page 676, article 68, if a new player enters after a Dwarven diplomat has been shot off the feild he may summon 3 xenomorphs onto the field, within 2 spaces of a holy artifact!

[GreatWyrmGold]

The artifact has been eaten by a giant mouse. Doesn't work.

[Kashyyk]

In the errata section of the second printing of The Officio Assassinorum: Special Snowflake, it clearly states the artefact has to be removed entirely from existence. It is merely in the container known as the giant mouse's stomach. It works fine.

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However, I am appalled no one here as noticed that due to the infestation rules in 'Birds, Rats, Elves and other Vermin' (Vol 4) the fact that food is in play means there should have been a rat placed in the next turn, and the number rats should have doubled every turn after until there were at least 10 times as many rodents as there are food sources. Conveniantly for you, that means we only have 16, if they'd grown unchecked, we'd have 16384 to deal with.