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CaptainLambcake

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Re: Silk Thong
« Reply #30 on: December 17, 2012, 05:10:23 pm »
he's already a legendary crutchwalker, i wouldn't want to waste all that skill.  he can bash brains in.
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CaptainLambcake

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Re: Silk Thong
« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2012, 10:53:54 pm »
One of my dwarves just made a Silk Mask...... LUCHADOR!  It has the images of a dwarf, and dwarves laboring, which relates to the founding of Battlegems.  Some rings and stuff, mostly out of wood.  But now I have a mask and a thong.  Should I honestly make a wrestler?

EDIT:  Who should hold this honorable position?  We need a dwarf that is capable of such a title.
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Re: Silk Thong
« Reply #32 on: December 17, 2012, 11:02:46 pm »
A legendary elite wrestler of course. Alternatively, the king. Or, make the king an elite wrestler and do both.
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Re: Silk Thong
« Reply #33 on: December 17, 2012, 11:08:46 pm »
King don't love me :(.  We have no wrestlers.  I was thinking I use a native-born citizen, although he has no skill, he's pure Battlegem.
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WealthyRadish

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Re: Silk Thong
« Reply #34 on: December 18, 2012, 12:07:20 am »
A cloak or cape should fit nicely with the ensemble, to prevent unhappiness from lack of clothing. Should still get a short skirt though, and I think high boots would probably look the best of the footwear options... that or sandals.
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chevil

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Re: Silk Thong
« Reply #35 on: December 18, 2012, 04:07:37 am »
You must train a legendary wrestler. It's the only way to properly use that thong and mask combo.
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Re: Silk Thong
« Reply #36 on: December 18, 2012, 07:09:59 am »
I actually have a artifact cape, I let my Marksdwarf Commander wear it, but I can take it off.  I don't have a short skirt though.  I'll begin to train my native born citizens as wrestlers.
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chevil

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Re: Silk Thong
« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2012, 02:57:46 pm »
Now all you are missing from a full set are some artifact boots.
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Re: Silk Thong
« Reply #38 on: December 18, 2012, 03:15:14 pm »
And gloves, or should his wriggly fingers grope his victim?  I'd prefer some sort of cat leather gloves.
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Re: Silk Thong
« Reply #39 on: December 18, 2012, 03:51:34 pm »
I once had a gem studded loincloth. Seems like it would be more trouble it's worth though.
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Re: Silk Thong
« Reply #40 on: December 18, 2012, 05:17:43 pm »
ye goose, but it'd be !!Fun!!
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Re: Silk Thong
« Reply #41 on: December 18, 2012, 05:32:34 pm »
in a completely unrelated note, i got sieged by undead, then humans a few minutes later.  my first time seeing human zombies in this fort.  they're all just usually elf or goblin.
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MrWillsauce

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Re: Silk Thong
« Reply #42 on: December 18, 2012, 05:35:12 pm »
I suggest that you put the thong in a very safe vault, then come back as a legendary wrastlin' adventurer and go around fighting evil, wearing only the thong.
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Re: Silk Thong
« Reply #43 on: December 18, 2012, 06:06:27 pm »
genius.  it's alot easier than training a damn wrestler.  i'll do that.
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Re: Silk Thong
« Reply #44 on: December 18, 2012, 06:15:12 pm »
Wait - artifacts are destroyed upon Fortress death D:
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