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Author Topic: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)  (Read 8029 times)

TheZoomZoll

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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #45 on: December 20, 2012, 11:16:37 am »

Tell Cthulhu that he is too old to be a god anymore and convince him to let you play his role instead.

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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #46 on: December 20, 2012, 11:58:05 am »

RANDOMLY JUMP INTO THE GAME!
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #47 on: December 20, 2012, 12:20:57 pm »

INCINERATE 1/5 OF THEM
REPAIR MY LEG AND STATE THAT UNLESS THEY OBEY ME, I WILL TORTURE THEIR CHILDREN THROUGHOUT ETERNITY
TELL DA_NANG TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DIVINE SPHERE
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #48 on: December 20, 2012, 01:30:14 pm »

>ASSUME DRAGON FORM
>BECOME GOD OF DRAGONS
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #49 on: December 20, 2012, 04:36:36 pm »

Manually jury-rig boosters.
Boost to planet.
Steal space ship
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #50 on: December 20, 2012, 05:09:26 pm »

Take control of satellites orbiting earth.

CAUSE EVERY SATELLITE TO COME CRASHING DOWN. WE'RE PLAYING SPACE TETRIS NOW.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #51 on: December 20, 2012, 05:45:48 pm »

Kill Perseus.
Find planet. Habitable one.


{5} Perseus explodes in a gout of blood and viscera from your apparent mind powers. Don't ask. You proceed to locate a planet that is inhabited. The dominant race is currently playing with sticks and brutally murdering one another.

Become a time lord
Be a beacon of hope in a vast and troubled universe.

{5} You become a time lord, whatever that entails.

Shake hands. Be friendly.

{5} Befriending demonic hands is easier than expected. They offer you sanctuary in their realm. That, and a fiefdom.

Tell Cthulhu that he is too old to be a god anymore and convince him to let you play his role instead.

{5} For some inexplicable reason, Cthulhu has become tired of attempting to destroy all life. He hands his status and power to you. The ritual is unsurprisingly painful.

RANDOMLY JUMP INTO THE GAME!

{5} We have arrived.

INCINERATE 1/5 OF THEM
REPAIR MY LEG AND STATE THAT UNLESS THEY OBEY ME, I WILL TORTURE THEIR CHILDREN THROUGHOUT ETERNITY
TELL DA_NANG TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DIVINE SPHERE


{5} One out of every five of the prepubescent reptile turn to ash. Your leg magics back into existence. The dragons actually listen to you and stop trying to devour your existence. You have a small company of star drakes under your command.

>ASSUME DRAGON FORM
>BECOME GOD OF DRAGONS


{5} Dragon form acquired. Deistic status acquired.

Manually jury-rig boosters.
Boost to planet.
Steal space ship


{5} Boosters fixed. You arrive at a nearby planet. A spaceship happens to have the keys left in the ignition. The crew are surprisingly amiable to a hostile takeover by an unarmed trespasser.

Take control of satellites orbiting earth.

CAUSE EVERY SATELLITE TO COME CRASHING DOWN. WE'RE PLAYING SPACE TETRIS NOW.


{5} Eeyup. Every planet with an orbital array established is pounded into a black hole. But you did beat your high score.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #52 on: December 20, 2012, 05:50:17 pm »

GO ON AN EPIC ADVENTURE. SOMEWHERE. TO DO SOMETHING. WHATEVER.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #53 on: December 20, 2012, 06:02:25 pm »

Inform GM on the subject of Doctor Who, the greatest drama action comedy tv series that has ever lived 40-50 years be cancelled,  have a shitty movie be made about it and then get a revival that remade with a better budget causing the fame of several talented actors and possibly turning many people gay/bi with the masculinity and baddassness that is David Tennent the greatest Scottish actor who ever lived!!!
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #54 on: December 20, 2012, 06:07:02 pm »

Magically make my star drakes adults, then have them pick a home to raise young in.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #55 on: December 20, 2012, 06:19:52 pm »

loot random unprotected mining colony.
Use looted equipment to set up secret pirate asteroid mining base.
Recruit adventurous youths from said colony as well.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #56 on: December 20, 2012, 06:26:38 pm »

>GATHER DRAGONS AND FORM ARMY
>HUNT DOWN DRAGON SLAYERS
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #57 on: December 20, 2012, 06:34:16 pm »

Drift silently through space with thumb raised for hitch hiking.  That's not illegal in space is it?
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #58 on: December 20, 2012, 06:41:48 pm »

Locate cave.
Lay eggs.
Start cult dedicated to me. Eat dissenters.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #59 on: December 20, 2012, 07:48:04 pm »

aid GWG in whatever he's doing
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