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Tsuchigumo550

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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #30 on: December 17, 2012, 04:40:08 pm »
Spawn ten thousand chickens.
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Quote from: piecewise on December 17, 2012, 07:20:01 pm
There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Quote from: piecewise on December 05, 2013, 12:00:12 pm
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2012, 06:35:16 pm »
Kill raffie with spaceship.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #32 on: December 19, 2012, 09:54:15 pm »
Quote from: anailater on December 16, 2012, 05:22:56 pm
Fast forward 15 years.

{1} The universe inexplicably senses your intentions, and grants you immortality.

Quote from: TopHat on December 16, 2012, 05:24:54 pm
Hit the boosters on this suit.
Fly to asteroid.
Hollow out asteroid into asteroid base with mining tools in suit.

{1} The boosters are overcharged, ripping themselves off the suit, draining your air supply through the new holes. It also leaves you stranded in a cold, dark corner of space.

Quote from: scapheap on December 16, 2012, 05:31:35 pm
((still no idea))

Write a novel.

{1} You write a Fifty Shades of Gray/Twilight crossover. The world crucifies you in the most painful way imaginable for your crimes against sanity.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 16, 2012, 05:58:07 pm
Kill Persus before he can kill me.
Locate spaceship, then.

{1} You fail to kill Persus. Your spaceship explodes. Shoddy craftsmanship... told them not to remove the coolant cells from that nuclear reactor.

Quote from: Xantalos on December 16, 2012, 06:06:34 pm
Create a race of sentient dragons.

{1} Surprisingly, you do. Unsurprisingly, they are now dead-set on erasing you and everything you care about from existence.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on December 17, 2012, 01:40:30 am
Obtain potato from dimensional portal. There's always one of those in space.

{1} All potatoes in the universe spontaneously die. You just murdered Ireland.

Quote from: TheZoomZoll on December 17, 2012, 08:45:07 am
Become Jesus and Satan at the same time.

{1} Attempts to become two diametrically opposed deities leave you stranded as a bunion on Cthulhu's foot. No idea how.

Quote from: raffie96 on December 17, 2012, 09:28:53 am
Summon an army of huge, flying mechs and make them attack everybody, except me.

{1} Rocks fall, you die. But the mechs do spawn, but they're actually quite civilized. Advancing the universe's collective knowledge by leaps and bounds.

Quote from: Persus13 on December 17, 2012, 04:22:10 pm
Kill GWG

{1} Suicide bonus.

Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on December 17, 2012, 04:40:08 pm
Spawn ten thousand chickens.

{1} You summon every chicken in the galaxy, they all die in the vacuum of space then disappear into a black hole. You now have the entire collective force of KFC trying to murder you.

Quote from: Doomblade187 on December 17, 2012, 06:35:16 pm
Kill raffie with spaceship.

{1} Your spaceship crumples inward from a malfunction in the white matter containment units.

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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #33 on: December 19, 2012, 09:56:37 pm »
Kill GWG
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2012, 09:57:22 pm »
((All exactly to plan..))
Ascend to god-hood.
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #35 on: December 19, 2012, 10:01:26 pm »
As a dragon made of stars, roar at the younglings, establishing myself as their god.
Start them on the path of technological advancement, starting with house/dwelling construction. I can't have my dragons living in caves, after all!
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #36 on: December 19, 2012, 10:04:49 pm »
Take paper. Draw the best mecha I can think of, then spawn it. Get in, destroy KFC.
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Quote from: piecewise on December 17, 2012, 07:20:01 pm
There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Quote from: piecewise on December 05, 2013, 12:00:12 pm
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #37 on: December 19, 2012, 10:05:27 pm »
Kill Persus.
Not notice the dragon because it's several quadrillion, if not quintillion, times my size, and also less dense than hydrogen.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #38 on: December 20, 2012, 03:33:37 am »
Have suit repair itself.
Hold breath while doing so if needed.
Boost to nearby planet.
Steal spaceship.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #39 on: December 20, 2012, 03:56:24 am »
Laugh, dance and sing. IN SPAAACE.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #40 on: December 20, 2012, 06:02:10 am »
Become the new cthulhu
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #41 on: December 20, 2012, 07:30:02 am »
Quote from: Persus13 on December 19, 2012, 09:56:37 pm
Kill GWG

{2} GWG escapes farther from you than before.

Quote from: anailater on December 19, 2012, 09:57:22 pm
((All exactly to plan..))
Ascend to god-hood.

{2} The universe twitches slightly, but you remain an immortal.

Quote from: Xantalos on December 19, 2012, 10:01:26 pm
As a dragon made of stars, roar at the younglings, establishing myself as their god.
Start them on the path of technological advancement, starting with house/dwelling construction. I can't have my dragons living in caves, after all!

{2} Apparently, the fact that they are dragons didn't stop the younglings from acting like children. They proceed to eat your left leg while giggling uncontrollably at your speeches and attempts to dominate them.

Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on December 19, 2012, 10:04:49 pm
Take paper. Draw the best mecha I can think of, then spawn it. Get in, destroy KFC.

{2} You draw a helicopter-tank-castle-of-chickens. But someone just evaporated all chickens from the multiverse, so you cannot spawn your new mecha.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 19, 2012, 10:05:27 pm
Kill Persus.
Not notice the dragon because it's several quadrillion, if not quintillion, times my size, and also less dense than hydrogen.

{2} In a sad moment of incompetence, you fail to do so. You even notice the dragon.

Quote from: TopHat on December 20, 2012, 03:33:37 am
Have suit repair itself.
Hold breath while doing so if needed.
Boost to nearby planet.
Steal spaceship.

{2} Your suit sparks slightly. Turns out you had no oxygen in the first place. The boosters are still broken, and off in another part of the galaxy. There are no spaceships near you.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on December 20, 2012, 03:56:24 am
Laugh, dance and sing. IN SPAAACE.

{2} You can't seem to think of any songs to mention, so you begin chanting demonic incantations while bouncing about sporadically. This summons purple hands to come out of rips in reality beside you and begin ripping you apart.

Quote from: TheZoomZoll on December 20, 2012, 06:02:10 am
Become the new cthulhu

{2} Cthulhu is angered  by your attempts, he is debating what to do with you.

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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #42 on: December 20, 2012, 07:36:27 am »
Kill Perseus.
Find planet. Habitable one.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #43 on: December 20, 2012, 07:46:13 am »
Become a time lord
Be a beacon of hope in a vast and troubled universe.
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

Harry Baldman

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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #44 on: December 20, 2012, 07:53:53 am »
Shake hands. Be friendly.
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