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You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« on: December 16, 2012, 01:45:09 pm »

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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2012, 01:49:49 pm »

Wonder how I'm breathing.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2012, 01:50:11 pm »

Hope I'm wearing a spacesuit.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2012, 02:00:47 pm »

Find a space station.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2012, 02:02:47 pm »

Minimalist RTD? BUENO
Create habitable planet 2 feet under my feet.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2012, 02:10:07 pm »

Be a xenomorph, because everyone knows what that is.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2012, 02:12:39 pm »

Wonder how I'm breathing.

{5} As you contemplate your respiratory abilities, you enter a state of inspiration. You determine the solutions to all the world's problems.

Sadly you are floating in space, and cannot use any of this information and promptly forget it. You do remember that you can breath because no one cares about science when in deep space.

Hope I'm wearing a spacesuit.

{5} You look down to examine your current attire, you see a marvel of German engineering. A fully-functional spacesuit. It is perfect in each and every way. Complete with life-support, weapons array, long-distance comms unit, and a pee-sack.

Find a space station.

{5} Looking about you, you see a small asteroid with a colony on it. You float over to it.

"Hello, wanderer. State your business. Oh, and have this free brochure and particle accelerator."

Minimalist RTD? BUENO
Create habitable planet 2 feet under my feet.

{5} A planet of life and wonder explodes into existence directly under you. The gravity pulls to a slow and gentle stop on top of a small cresting hill.

Be a xenomorph, because everyone knows what that is.

{5} You become a xenomorph, but not just any xenomorph. A particularly strange and powerful xenomorph.

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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2012, 02:13:35 pm »

Be Female, have a real character and average looks.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2012, 02:14:20 pm »

Be a spatial anomaly that is somehow sentient.

What's the twist?
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2012, 02:14:43 pm »

Teleport the planet and the surrounding solar system into the void as a tiny universe.
Create life on the planet.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2012, 02:16:52 pm »

Guess I'm a queen or something.

Locate something solid to land on.
Land on it.
Lay eggs.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2012, 02:22:15 pm »

Be Female, have a real character and average looks.

{2} You come into existence as a moderately beautiful man.

Be a spatial anomaly that is somehow sentient.

What's the twist?

{2} A small blob of light appears, it's ability to think is questionable but possible.

Teleport the planet and the surrounding solar system into the void as a tiny universe.
Create life on the planet.


{2} Nothing happens, but you do exhaust yourself.

Guess I'm a queen or something.

Locate something solid to land on.
Land on it.
Lay eggs.


{2} You find a planet in it's embryonic stages. A roiling pit of magma and craters is always a great place to raise kids! You lay a small pile of eggs in a crater filled with liquid rock. You are somehow surprised when they explode in flames.


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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2012, 02:24:23 pm »

Die.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2012, 02:25:42 pm »

(I see it.)
Create life in the form of tiny humanoids.
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Re: You Always Roll Column (Accepting Players)
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2012, 02:28:51 pm »

build a nine-tailed fox shape mech.
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