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Author Topic: I bring you ... ZAS  (Read 2436 times)

ledgekindred

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I bring you ... ZAS
« on: December 16, 2012, 01:21:49 am »
I'm just going to leave this right here.

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And now I'm off to Legends mode!
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Quote from: Starhero on February 11, 2012, 10:31:23 am
I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
Quote from: Kestrel on April 23, 2011, 08:12:44 pm
I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
The legend of Reg: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=65866.0
Atir Stigildegel, Legless Hero of Diamondrelic: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=83136.0

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Re: I bring you ... ZAS
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2012, 01:56:35 am »
Wow. Can we have the profile of Zas please?
EDIT: the v-z profile sorry
« Last Edit: December 16, 2012, 04:54:06 am by Eoganachta »
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WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH BABY FOR A PICKAXE? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BABY.

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Re: I bring you ... ZAS
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2012, 07:10:49 am »
Vampy or fighty?
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Re: I bring you ... ZAS
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2012, 08:01:36 am »
thats like one murder every day for three years.
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Re: I bring you ... ZAS
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2012, 08:11:46 am »
why are they "other" kills?

for you can see in the notable kills there are goblins.

Only thing which makes sense is that those 1000 were nameless, which suggests children/workers?
Either that or you added an aggressive animal to you files which do not do any damage or very little, and just had that guy smashing them for a few years.
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I just found a barrel which contained a wheelbarrow. Inside the wheelbarrow was another barrel. I don't even understand how that is possible.

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Re: I bring you ... ZAS
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2012, 11:33:24 am »
Those 1117 "Other" kills are historical kills from before he migrated to my fortress.  He's not a vampire, he's just killed a whole hell of a lot of goblins. 

I'm digging through Legends mode right now trying to figure out how he's got such a kill list, but all I can see is that he fought an alligator, then migrated to my fortress.  I'm not that familiar with Legends mode, but I'll keep looking.

I can upload the save somewhere if someone thinks they might be able to dig out more information on this guy.  I'd personally love to see the history of how he managed to slaughter over 1000 goblins. 
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Quote from: Starhero on February 11, 2012, 10:31:23 am
I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
Quote from: Kestrel on April 23, 2011, 08:12:44 pm
I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
The legend of Reg: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=65866.0
Atir Stigildegel, Legless Hero of Diamondrelic: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=83136.0

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Re: I bring you ... ZAS
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2012, 12:04:05 pm »
Most likely a defender of his previous settlement during the siege. It is normal to see 15 defenders fight 2000 attackers and win, as the battle is not what it is in fortress mode, but instead a number of one-on-one duels, during which the dwarf can gain combat skills and if he survives first few he can win the rest easily.
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Re: I bring you ... ZAS
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2012, 01:15:06 pm »
Quote from: Diamond on December 16, 2012, 12:04:05 pm
Most likely a defender of his previous settlement during the siege. It is normal to see 15 defenders fight 2000 attackers and win, as the battle is not what it is in fortress mode, but instead a number of one-on-one duels, during which the dwarf can gain combat skills and if he survives first few he can win the rest easily.

so in legends mode/world generation the defenders are fighting against unintelligent nameless mooks?
great. Knowing this has made my day better.

@OP: get him to train your militia! he surely has enough combat skills to be a champion. Or at least enough luck to get a thousand luckshots in a row.
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Re: I bring you ... ZAS
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2012, 02:24:55 pm »
....

Blood for the Blood God indeed.
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Re: I bring you ... ZAS
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2012, 02:29:17 pm »
Skulls for the Sku- you know what, im not even going to do that.
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Re: I bring you ... ZAS
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2012, 04:34:09 pm »
What are his skills.
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Re: I bring you ... ZAS
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2012, 04:35:02 pm »
Quote from: rabidgam3r on December 16, 2012, 02:29:17 pm
Skulls for the Sku- you know what, im not even going to do that.
Yeah, it's also a +microcline+ throne.
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Re: I bring you ... ZAS
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2012, 06:59:29 pm »
He would make an excellent hammerer *grins evily *
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Re: I bring you ... ZAS
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2012, 02:11:49 am »
Does that female symbol after the count mean he killed 1117 goblin females? or does it mean the majority/last killed were/was female?
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2012, 05:17:28 am »
Quote from: ChuckWeiss on December 17, 2012, 02:11:49 am
Does that female symbol after the count mean he killed 1117 goblin females? or does it mean the majority/last killed were/was female?

Judging by the Giant Thrips kills (heh, dodged a grammar landmine here) it's 1117 female goblins. They should have stayed in the kitchen.
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