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[mcclay]

"Ummm...Computer, where can I get a device that has the power to magniy the map to ---- so that it is readable?"

[GreatWyrmGold]

Mayfair-R-FUN-1 looked at his limbs. They were technically intact...
"Ve Nov poot you een ah cybernetic form, vich vill increase your lifespahn by ah condeederable amount. Use eet vell. Eet hoz massively increased strength, great armor, und un blaster in ze arm. Ve hov a mission for you. Two, actually. Von: Go stop ze traitor in ze ozzer room."

Cat-R-URS-1 finishes breakfast, then follows the other citizen to -----. There are three other citizens in the room, one in orange, one in yellow, and one in indigo. Indigo and Yellow are behind a clear sheet of something. Indigo glances at his wrist and says, "Point three seven hourcycles. A new record."

Trig-R-HPY-1 tries to reason with the IntSec people. They believe him and turn towards the scientist. They promptly arrest him.
A lesson in why Chutzpah skills can be more useful than any others.

WHAT IS YOUR SECURITY CLEARANCE, CITIZEN?
"Still red, Friend Computer."
I AM SORRY, THAT INFORMATION IS NOT AVAILABLE AT THIS TIME.
TMI.

[Dariush]

"Well, that escalated quickly. I just wanted to have a note read. Can I go now or are you going to do something else?"

Are my legs also cybernetic? Look around the room. Note who the speaker is, other people in the room and where the exits are.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You're pretty much a head in a robot body.

[Dariush]

Fuck.

[scapheap]

Greet the other citizen and wait the rest of the group.

[rabidgam3r]

Pick a room at random, enter it, and ask if this is where i report. continue until you reach the right room.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Well, that escalated quickly. I just wanted to have a note read.  Can I go now or are you going to do something else?"
"Vel, ze traitor zituazon zeemz to hov zolved eetzelf. You may go."

Trig-R-HPY-1 enters some rooms.
"Is this where I need to go?"
"No! Go away!"
"Is this where I need to go?"
"Beat it!"
"Is this where I need to go?"
"Maybe...um, probably not..."
"Is this where I need to go?"
"Good-bye."
"Is this where I need to go?"
"STUPID FLESHLING, I WILL--"
"Is this where I need to go?"
"Who are you?"
"Is this where I need to go?"
"Look, where are you trying to go?"

The others sit around and think some.

[rabidgam3r]

"Um, i had to read this note from the Computer and i couldn't, so i gave it to this guy and he burnt it. Now I'm trying to find the right room."

[mcclay]

Fun will try to figure out where --- is by deduction. It has to be near rooms of the same first letter, right?

[Dariush]

"Yay!"

Go out, examine surroundings.

Would my cyberlimbs be visible to a casual observer? What's Computer's stance on them? Examine inventory.

[scapheap]

whistle tuneless.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Would my cyberlimbs be visible to a casual observer? What's Computer's stance on them?

Unless you were hiding under a tarp or something.
The Computer doesn't mind.

Turn coming shortly...

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Um, i had to read this note from the Computer and i couldn't, so i gave it to this guy and he burnt it. Now I'm trying to find the right room."
"What was the note about?"
"A mission, I think."
"That sounds important. Can I see the mission alert?"
"Um..."

Fun-R-THN-1 makes a logical deduction. He can't find the room, but after half an hour or so he's pretty sure he's in the right sector.

Mayfair-R-FUN-1 gets up and walks through the doorway. Ignoring the cries of R&D people who wish they had installed a bigger door, he looks around. It's a typical lab, just starting up for the day. Some IntSec are in one room, looking around boredly.

Cat-R-URS-1 whistles.

[Dariush]

Gargh. Can I PLEASE see my inventory? And for that matter, stat changes resulting from becoming a cyborg. Also, can we contact each other somehow? Also also, is Mayfair supposed to know that he's supposed to go to PRNO?