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[mcclay]

Fun is aaaaaa...(flips coin) girl.

[GreatWyrmGold]

(Do we still have the slip if we eat breakfast?)

Missed this.
Yes. The plot-relevant part, anyway.

Waiting on kilakan.

[GreatWyrmGold]

The Paranoia rulebook suggests that if a player deliberates, his/her character does nothing.
I'll be nicer than that, but it's been 4-1/2 hours since my last post, and 14 since the turn...I'll wait half an hour.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Steady-R-HAT-1 looks around bewildered.

Mayfair-R-FUN-1 doesn't seem to convince everyone. Two guys shoot. Mayfair takes a Wound and is stunned for a round; a gunfight ensues. Mayfair is hit again, incapacitating him.
That...was not intended. I swear...

Cat-R-URS-1 chats with the PLC clerks. They nod, evidently in a good mood from the slow day, and hand her a form. It's extremely short--only three pages.
"Fill dis out, ma'am."

Fun-R-THN-1 ignores the gunfight as best as she can and approaches a table.
Your higher Chutzpah gives you a good chance of success. So does the fact that you rolled 1 away from a perfect.
"Citzen, I need to read this to do my job and help the Computer but I cannot read the fine print, maybe you can. Doing this will help the computer and make Alpha Complex an even better place to be! Wouldn't that be great!"
One wise citizen asks if Alpha Complex isn't already perfect; Fun starts to respond that the Computer wouldn't order you to do something if it wouldn't make a perfect society better, but gets cut off by cries of "Traitor!" and gunfire. When the figurative smoke clears, the other Troubleshooters help her look over the slip.
"Maybe head to PLC? They're probably pretty empty this time of day," one suggests.

Trig-R-HPY wals over to a group of citizens chatting. "Hello, citizen! The Computer gave--" He is interrupted by laserfire as one was declared a traitor and summarily executed. Heading to the adjacent table, he says "Hello, citizen! The Computer gave me this and told me not figuring out what  these are words here, is treason! so if you would be so kind as to read this for me, the Computer will be happy! if you don't, the Computer will be UNhappy, and unhappiness is treason! So please, read this for me?" The first citizen squints, and says, "I can't read this..." Several others accuse him of treason and shoot. They all miss. A stray laser shot hits Trig, wounding and stunning him. The fight continues, but Trig avoids further injury.

Wow. Normally you aren't supposed to start killing each other until you actually convene.

[mcclay]

"Thank you Troubleshooter and have a nice daycycle!"
Fun goes to the PLC and asks for a magnfying device.

((Wow, you guys are bad at this whole "staying alive" thing.))

[Scelly9]

Can I be waitlisted?
Dwa-R-FER-1

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Wow, you guys are bad at this whole "staying alive" thing.))

No one has died yet.
Well, no one with a name has died yet. That's the important part.

Can I be waitlisted?
Dwa-R-FER-1

Sure. You'll be added at the earlliest convenience. Male or female?

[Scelly9]

Male

[rabidgam3r]

(Do i have a weapon?)

Shoot the everloving guts out of the traitor while retreating.

"Kill the TRAITOR!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

Yes. You have your laser pistol.

And reflec armor...future turns will account for armor.

[scapheap]

Grab a pen(or similar writing device)and fill out the form carefully then hand it back to the clerks.

[Dariush]

Stop attempting to kill us, GWG.

Can I do something this round? Can I speak? Crawl around?

[GreatWyrmGold]

No. Sorry.

[mcclay]

Thats right you dirty tratior. Let a real Troubleshooter handel this. One that prasies all day and nightcycle.

[scapheap]

No. Sorry.

Was that for the attempting to kill us or Dariush uselessness.