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[rabidgam3r]

If only someone would remember to start this game, perhaps with a name related to gold.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I assume they misunderstood the naming rules.

[rabidgam3r]

Its more an unspoken rule; three letters make it look more orderly and therefore oppressed.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I have sent out PMs which contain rumors and such that your characters have heard. On a related note, did you know you can only send one PM every 15 seconds? It had never come up before. Anyways, once I know everyone's seen their rumors and...such, we'll begin.

[rabidgam3r]

If i had heard any rumors (Which i haven't because rumors are treason) i would have read and understood them.

[Dariush]

Nuh-uh. The standard length is seven letters. Any less or more is a sign of rebellion against the Computer.

Why shouldn't I shoot you right now, Cat-R-URS-1?!

Oh wait, that's because the game hasn't begun yet. Sorry, I forgot.

[scapheap]

I may or may not of heard some rumors.

[mcclay]

What are you traiors talking about? I will place the one who I trust the most at the front to reward them for being a good Troubleshooter! Do I have to report you to the Computer for treasonous thoughts?

[Dariush]

A good team leader is a team leader who isn't a coward, you coward.

[mcclay]

You sound dangersouly unhappy Troubleshooter... Am I going to have to report your for that.

[Dariush]

I am happy, and my happiness is endlessly fed by the holy hate I feel against the cowards like you, you coward.

[mcclay]

What is this holy your speak of, I believe you may be part of a Secret Society! Go to the Termination booth before I shoot you myself!

[Dariush]

'Holy' means 'deferential to the Computer'. Only mutants don't know that. Maybe... you are one? You are, aren't you. You coward.

[rabidgam3r]

HOLY CRAP EVERYONE HATES EVERYONE! GUNFIIIIGHT! (pew pew pew)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Not that this isn't amusing, but I think we're ready to start.

A brief note on what I'm typing:
This is exposition. It isn't always literally true, but if I'm not embellishing my prose it's safe to believe. Well, as safe as you can believe your characters' senses.
This is my GM's thoughts. Obviously, I would never lie here. I'm as trustworthy as the Computer itself!
"Howdy! This is 'n en-character voice, pardner! Yew c'n tell by da quotashun marks! Toodloo!"
T_{HIS IS MY VOICE FOR} F_RIEND C_OMPUTER. UNLESS I'M FEELING LAZY THAT TURN, THEN I USE THIS.

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All five of the new Troubleshooters receive a message from Friend Computer! It was printed at the bottom of their Breakfast Claim Slips, and says, "IMPORTANT MISSION ANNOUNC" in large, bold letters. The rest is too small to easily read. What will they do?