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[mcclay]

Fun begins asking the people around him (NOT the Computer) where ---- is.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Gargh. Can I PLEASE see my inventory? And for that matter, stat changes resulting from becoming a cyborg. Also, can we contact each other somehow? Also also, is Mayfair supposed to know that he's supposed to go to PRNO?

1. Check the character listing in the second post. You have pretty much everything with you.
2. You don't really know about each other yet.
3. No. Not unless he's read the Mission Alert.

[Dariush]

Damn.

Find the nearest smart-looking person, point at him and ask, "Where am I? How do I get to the cafeteria? (if needed, specify which cafeteria I need) Since you are working in a lab, I deduce that knowledge brings you happiness. Unhappiness is treason. Therefore, if you don't tell me what I need to know, you'll be unhappy and, by extension, a traitor to the Computer. Now answer."

[rabidgam3r]

Start searching rooms alphabetically.

[scapheap]

Cat read something. (book anywhere?)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Sorry about not having a turn yesterday. It slipped my mind.

Fun-R-THN-1 asks around for knowledge of where ---- is. He runs into a warbot.
"Do you know where ---- is?" He then realizes he said it wrong.
That is not authorized at your clearance level. Zap Zap Zap
Fun gets knocked out. Then shot some more and killed.
Fun-R-THN-2 is walking to the barracks when he gets struck with a high-speed Mission Alert Projectile. He is woudned and stunned. When he gets up, he reads the mission notice. It says pretty much the same thing the last one did.

Mayfair-R-FUN-1 locates someone who looks book-smart, if berefit of common sense. "Where am I? How do I get to the cafeteria? Since you are working in a lab, I deduce that knowledge brings you happiness. Unhappiness is treason. Therefore, if you don't tell me what I need to know, you'll be unhappy and, by extension, a traitor to the Computer. Now answer."
"Not all knowledge brings me happiness. Just some knowledge. However, I can deduce that to get to the cafeteria you would need to start by going into the hall and asking someone who doesn't eat in the labs about every day. Although I don't understand why you would need to eat now..."

Trig-R-HPY-1 starts poking around the halls, searching for ----.
"Is this my briefing room?"
"No."
"Is this my briefing room?"
"Go away."
"Is this my briefing room?"
*shoe*
"Is this my briefing room?"
"Go away."
"Is this my briefing room?"
WHAT IS YOUR SECURITY CLEARANCE, FRIEND?
"Red...Is this my briefing room?"
"No."
"Is this my briefing room?"
*successful flamethrower flames followed by an explosion*
(You are wounded.)
"Is this my briefing room?"
"Go away."
"Is this my briefing room?"
"I find that improbable, as this is a lavatory."
"Is this my briefing room?"
"This is the infrared barracks for this sector, sir."
"Is this my briefing room?"
*laser*
"Is this my briefing room?"
"Go away."
"Is this my briefing room?"
"No, idiot."

Cat-R-URS requests some reading material from Friend Computer, who provides. Cat's reading of an amusing and instructive story of some Troubleshooters who discovered a Commie mutant traitor in their midst was interrupted when someone poked their head into the briefing room and said, "Is this my briefing room?"
"Go away," Cat muttered as she returned to her story.

Three cheers for the first death!

[rabidgam3r]

Trig continues trying every combination. (Unless PLAWT HAWPEENZ)

[Dariush]

"This information made my happy. Maybe I should also become a scientist..."

Mayfair walks into the hall and starts walking in a random direction, asking every passerby where the cafeteria is. If receiving any useful information, he follow it.

[mcclay]

Fun will poke her head in every briefing room, if there is humans in there she will ask if the room is ----. If there is a robot she will duck out quickly. No need to get shot again.

[scapheap]

((first death before briefing, wow.))

Cat will carry on reading.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Yeah, people die a lot. Why do you think you get six clones?

Trig-R-HPY keeps looking for a briefing room. For an example of his level of success, please view the last turn. since he got wounded by various weaponry, he is now incapacitated. Don't worry, medical aid is on the way! Unless someone kills you while you're unconscious.

Mayfair walks...so tempting to say he walks into a wall...down the corridor and starts asking for directions to the cafeteria. While most people are a bit terrified of his appearance, he manages to find an area he knows pretty well and reaches the cafeteria without destroying too many doorways.

Fun-R-THN finds ---- and enters the room.

Cat-R-URS finishes her reading and hands it to the newcomer.

So...we pretty much just need Dariush's action...

[Dariush]

Only mine? How come?

Anyway, Mayfair looks for the place he got knocked out, and specifically for his strip of paper. Then he returns to the lab he just left, find the person he asked for directions and tells him to read the writing on the strip or get his skull crushed in the name of The Computer. If he refuses, crush his skull.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Trig is unconscious and the others are already in the briefing room.

Mayfair-R-FUN-1 finds where he was, and finds the paper.

Trig-R-HPY is not dead. That's the good news.

The others read in the briefing room.

[Dariush]

Yay, we're back to square one. No, wait, I think it's square two already.

Now find that scientist.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Mayfair-R-FUN turns around and starts walking back towards the R&D lab. Probably.

Trig-R-HPY wakes up.