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Which country will we play in the American Civil War?

Combined Syndicates of America
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American Union States
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Pacific States of America
- 15 (42.9%)
United States of America
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Author Topic: The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)  (Read 40973 times)

Bdthemag

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The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)
« on: December 14, 2012, 12:23:23 am »

What if the German Empire won the Great War? What the fuck is Syndicalism? Learn about all of this and more, in this lets play of Kaiserreich for the grand strategy game Darkest Hour. The focus of this particular playthrough though, will be the United States of America. A nation practically on the verge of a second civil war, between two parties with opposing ideologies. Who will win the civil war will largely be up to the readers, and from there I'll play as the new United States of America and see what happens from there. This playthrough will pretty much be read in history-text book format, and I'll write about the events that happen in-game with every update. Anyhow, below is an intro.

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State of the USA in 1936
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Expect me to start this in a day or two, in the meantime I highly suggest anyone with Darkest Hour to try out this mod. It's simply amazing.
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Re: The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2012, 12:27:41 am »

Let's get democrazy on those commie bastards. Wildly nationalistic and democratic freedom fighters, we shall be!
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Re: The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2012, 01:03:27 pm »

Even after a brief look into HOI, I still have no fucking clue how this thing works, so I'm just ptw and maybe I'll say something useful later.

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Re: The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2012, 03:40:32 pm »

Excellent.....excellent...
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Re: The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2012, 05:40:45 pm »

Dibs on your first created military unit!  Rename it "EuchreJack's Own" please. 

Also, I've played this scenario as the United States past the first year, so no spoilers on my account.

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Re: The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2012, 09:09:05 pm »

First update is done.

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As you can see, things are quickly escalating in the United States. Expect everything to go to hell during the elections, which are coming up in about seven months if I remember correctly. If you have any feedback towards the AAR so far, feel free to share it positive or negative.

Let's get democrazy on those commie bastards. Wildly nationalistic and democratic freedom fighters, we shall be!
I can see nationalistic happening, but to be honest a traditional american democracy probably isn't going to happen at this point.

Even after a brief look into HOI, I still have no fucking clue how this thing works, so I'm just ptw and maybe I'll say something useful later.
Eh, it's not that complicated. I'm no expert at this game myself, but I'll just basically be asking for your guys opinion when a major decisions comes around, you don't really need knowledge of the game mechanics to know what choice does what.

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Re: The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2012, 09:28:44 pm »

It is time we prepare for a bright future, I think. A future...where every man's a king.
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Re: The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2012, 09:32:54 pm »

It is time we prepare for a bright future, I think. A future...where every man's a king.

That isn't the American way you Commie!
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Re: The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2012, 09:34:11 pm »

It is time we prepare for a bright future, I think. A future...where every man's a king.

That isn't the American way you Commie!
Well, technically that's one of America First Union's motto's...
« Last Edit: December 14, 2012, 09:39:17 pm by Bdthemag »
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Re: The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2012, 09:38:30 pm »

ohh this looks good I be watching this  :P
It is time we prepare for a bright future, I think. A future...where every man's a king.

That isn't the American way you Commie!
Also he right you dirty Commie!
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Re: The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2012, 09:40:25 pm »

If possible, I'd like to propose a Policy of Full on Weapons research, so as to allow American soldiers to Fight better, Defend Longer, and to Provide an edge against future enemies, or to be used as a bargaining chip, selling the weapons to allies such as Resistance groups in France, or in other Countries subjugated by the Kaiser's forces.
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Re: The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2012, 09:43:10 pm »

If possible, I'd like to propose a Policy of Full on Weapons research, so as to allow American soldiers to Fight better, Defend Longer, and to Provide an edge against future enemies, or to be used as a bargaining chip, selling the weapons to allies such as Resistance groups in France, or in other Countries subjugated by the Kaiser's forces.
Kaiser...but he not a Commie  :-\
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Re: The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2012, 09:45:45 pm »

If possible, I'd like to propose a Policy of Full on Weapons research, so as to allow American soldiers to Fight better, Defend Longer, and to Provide an edge against future enemies, or to be used as a bargaining chip, selling the weapons to allies such as Resistance groups in France, or in other Countries subjugated by the Kaiser's forces.
Don't worry, I'm researching as many infantry and armor related research as I can since America is somewhat behind when it comes to a few areas, primarily tank related research. I'll probably put some focus on a few naval techs, although my overall focus throughout the game will be infantry. I might also get another update in tonight, it's not like I have anything better to do.
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Re: The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2012, 09:50:43 pm »

It is time we prepare for a bright future, I think. A future...where every man's a king.

That isn't the American way you Commie!
Hm... wouldn't it be Syndie, not Commie?
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Re: The Disunited States of America (Darkest Hour: Kaiserreich)
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2012, 09:51:33 pm »

It is time we prepare for a bright future, I think. A future...where every man's a king.

That isn't the American way you Commie!
Hm... wouldn't it be Syndie, not Commie?
There still USSR though or no?
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