Newspapers that week would bear a series of unusual headline:
Zebra-Masked Midget In Ninja Costume
Launched Through Town On Milk Rocket
Earlier today, a "masked fast-food vigilante" broke into MilkShaq and stole several canisters of pressurized milk and milk-byproducts according to representatives from the MilkShaq's House of Dairy & B-Ball before leading police on a brief, but incredibly dangerous high-speed chase down main street. Eye-witnesses report that the intruder was a very short man of indeterminate ethnicity wearing what appeared to be a black ninja costume and a zebra mask while rocketing around vehicles, overturning fruit stands and, in one case, launching himself through a plate-glass window being transported by a pair of construction workers. When interviewed, Al Laurance had this to say: "It was the darnedest thing. Like one of those Coyote and Roadrunner shows when I was a kid. I mean, we always joke about something like this happening, but nobody's ever actually done it."
Police continue to investigate the identity and current whereabouts of this reckless criminal...
((Congratulations. You take 10 damage ranks, but manage to eventually land atop the Burger Dojo with 46 quarts of milk remaining and a hitchhiker.))
Masked Zebra Ninja Rescues
Suicidal Man From Mugger!
After careful analysis of security camera footage, police experts have now discovered that the previously reported on Masked Zebra Ninja had actually rescued a man who had previously been attempting to throw himself off of the TacoTaco Emporium from a mugger armed with what appears to be a knife. The masked vigilante's rocket propelled both himself and the mugger away from the suicidal man, likely saving his life. The location of the mysterious Zebra Ninja still remains unknown, but inside sources in the NNYPD have anonymously speculated that he may be a secret operative of the NNY Zoological Society, which was outlawed in...
No newspaper report was made of the dead crocodile found later that week by sewage workers, nor of the unfortunate security guard that Barry and Antidone had beat into unconsciousness. Milly did find her name on a "Warning: Shoplifter!" sign on that grocer's though.
XP: Milly, Antidone and Barry managed to steal 16 quarts of milk between them before the police arrive. The casting cook and Guy work together to unload the surviving canisters of milk at Burger Dojo. A total of 62 quarts were obtained.
+2 Time Bonus
+2 for >40 but <80 milk.
-1 Spilled Milk Penalty to RAM. Total XP is as follows:
RAM: 3
SeriousConcentrate: 5
scapheap: 6
Lillipad: 6
Spinal Taper: 4
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