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Delivery Time! Who do you want to deliver your next burger order to?

RedCo HQ, 3rd floor, Accounting Office.
- 1 (25%)
MilkShaq's House of Dairy & B-Ball.
- 0 (0%)
The NNY Zoological Institute.
- 1 (25%)
The N.O.R.E.D. SantaBot Tracking Centre.
- 2 (50%)

Total Members Voted: 4


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Grek

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Re: [PDQ] Ninja Burger: Double Delivery of DEATH
« Reply #165 on: January 16, 2013, 01:48:09 am »

(I get the feeling that if I invest in my weakness, results will be hilarious, as I will be a master of having no sense of direction.)

8 xp into Professional skill "Getting jobs done"
If you invest into your weakness, it will either turn into a "Is secretly a GPS" style strength where you never get lost and find places quickly, or into a "Is secretly Mr. Magoo" style strength where you get lost but somehow stumble out of trouble and into good things. Your pick.

Did you want to put those points into your already existing "I'll finish any job." quality, or into a new one? Because they're pretty much the same thing.
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Re: [PDQ] Ninja Burger: Double Delivery of DEATH
« Reply #166 on: January 16, 2013, 04:50:09 am »

I was referring to the one thing I already have. I'm calling it that for short.
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Re: [PDQ] Ninja Burger: Double Delivery of DEATH
« Reply #167 on: January 16, 2013, 12:30:47 pm »

((How much exp do I have? I think it 8.))
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Re: [PDQ] Ninja Burger: Double Delivery of DEATH
« Reply #168 on: January 16, 2013, 08:23:32 pm »

You have 9 xp.
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Re: [PDQ] Ninja Burger: Double Delivery of DEATH
« Reply #169 on: January 16, 2013, 08:55:38 pm »

I'll just turn Cook's light as a feather to a +2.
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Re: [PDQ] Ninja Burger: Double Delivery of DEATH
« Reply #170 on: January 17, 2013, 03:31:47 am »

Become master Bicycle enthusiast and gain good Man of a thousand faces
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Re: [PDQ] Ninja Burger: Double Delivery of DEATH
« Reply #171 on: January 20, 2013, 05:56:03 pm »

Voting is open for your next mission! I'll have your skill totals posted soonish as well.
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Re: [PDQ] Ninja Burger: Double Delivery of DEATH
« Reply #172 on: January 25, 2013, 03:51:56 pm »

Mission details for The N.O.R.E.D. SantaBot Tracking Centre will be up Sunday.
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Re: [PDQ] Ninja Burger: Double Delivery of DEATH
« Reply #173 on: January 25, 2013, 05:49:52 pm »

Posting to prevent triple-post...
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Re: [PDQ] Ninja Burger: Tragic Santabot Backstories
« Reply #174 on: January 27, 2013, 05:36:59 pm »

It's December 20th and the team is at work, ready, but secretly waiting for their time off in the holiday season. The weather outside is frightful, but however delightful the thought may be, warming yourself with the kitchen stove is against company regulations. Instead, there is the fancy television in the employee lounge. Someone's set it to the BluCo Broadcasting Station and playing today is...

The Tragic Story of Santabot
(Based on a true story. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Sponsered by BlueDonut Group, a subsidiary of BluCo. BlueDonut: It Tastes Like Freedom.)

It all began many years ago, when the world was young and Christmas was innocent, commercialized and free. But a great evil plotted in the darkness of the north, a terrible monster created by the evil scientists of RedCo: A twisted fusion of Soviet-era commubot technology and the brain of an ancient malevolence known only as "Santa Claws" that dwells beneath the Arctic vastness. Awakened once more by the dangerous cybernetic meddling of RedCo along with his army of elfdroids, the newly christened "SantaBot" now stalks the night in his Rocket-Powered RoboSleigh.

Seeking to tempt the world with communist promises of free presents, high-fructose socialism and "the spirit of giving", that evil being works industriously in the dark of his polar fortress of solitude year round, so that in the dead of night he could sneak into the houses of good families everywhere and ply them with his evil wares. In order to protect the world from this evil, the NORth Economic Defense, or N.O.R.E.D. SantaBot Tracking Centre was established on a secluded island in the North Sea and provided with enough radar tracking equipment and ICBMs to maintain a permanent no-fly zone over the North Pole. One that-

*crackle*

"That's where you come in." Your boss has cut in on the TV. It's mission time. "One of the N.O.R.E.D. employees has ordered a Samurai Chicken Sandwich to be delivered on site. Unfortunately, you are the closest team available. It will be difficult to get the order there on time, but your team has an excellent record so far and I've authorized the use of our experimental Burger-Launch Delivery System for this delivery. The system should be arriving shortly, and the coordinates are being transmitted as we speak. You have your mission. You have 30 minutes. Go!"
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Re: [PDQ] Ninja Burger: Tragic Santabot Backstories
« Reply #175 on: January 27, 2013, 05:43:18 pm »

Go get the coordinates, read them to the team and move out(on my bike).
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Re: [PDQ] Ninja Burger: Tragic Santabot Backstories
« Reply #176 on: January 27, 2013, 05:55:26 pm »

Antidone stood up, walked over to the wall and leaned against it.
"Great. So, team, let's hope that experimental tech is damn good, because there's no way we'll be able to deliver that on foot. Or bike as well, I suppose."
He tried, at least, to make the sandwich, but failed horribly.
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Re: [PDQ] Ninja Burger: Tragic Santabot Backstories
« Reply #177 on: January 27, 2013, 09:08:23 pm »

Spoilers: The Burger-Launch Delivery System is a rail gun with a drop pod.
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Re: [PDQ] Ninja Burger: Tragic Santabot Backstories
« Reply #178 on: January 28, 2013, 06:18:25 am »

Milly looks up all the information on the BLDS that she can find.
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Re: [PDQ] Ninja Burger: Tragic Santabot Backstories
« Reply #179 on: January 28, 2013, 06:20:33 pm »

The cook assembles the burger and seals it within a shock-resistant canister.
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