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[skezixx]

"It's me or DF!"

"...Kbaithx."

I thought this was a thread on "My wife won't let me play anymores". Good choice.

Lol that was said a few times but a guy has to finish his magma pumpstack  no matter what manner of forgoten beast  manifests  

[Gnoll Fortress]

I wish I had a wife so I could ignore her while playing dwarf fortress.

[Petr Ga]

Okay it did not kill my wife but was cited as one of the reasons in the divorce papers sure there were other issues  but  it was said that that was the nail in the coffin   . And it has me wandering  what how many D.F. players are female ?

Sorry for not understanding the tricky part, but ... she divorced you because she played DF a lot?

[pisskop]

  Yup, she saw his winky and freaked.  No matter how hard she looked she couldn't find the raws for it. . .

Speaking of which, do females have breasts?  I  don't think they do, but I'm sure somebody knows for sure. . .

[Corai]

Okay it did not kill my wife but was cited as one of the reasons in the divorce papers sure there were other issues  but  it was said that that was the nail in the coffin   . And it has me wandering  what how many D.F. players are female ?

Sorry for not understanding the tricky part, but ... she divorced you because she played DF a lot?

I think he means the marriage was already falling apart and DF severed the marriage before it could die on it's own.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

Dwarf Fortress gave me indigestion. And death.

[skezixx]

Okay it did not kill my wife but was cited as one of the reasons in the divorce papers sure there were other issues  but  it was said that that was the nail in the coffin   . And it has me wandering  what how many D.F. players are female ?

Sorry for not understanding the tricky part, but ... she divorced you because she played DF a lot?

Yeah that is pretty much it  we had other issues  but D.F. was the breaking point .
I think he means the marriage was already falling apart and DF severed the marriage before it could die on it's own.

[lastofthelight]

Err....just speaking as someone who plays too many videogames himself.... but .... isn't anyone at all disturbed by this? Uh, I mean.... I play too many videogames, but if I were to upset my wife by doing so, or not get off of them when she asked, I would not be paying attention to her, I'd be acting obsessively, and.... I wouldn't be showing love. So I try to make sure, very hard, I don't just get home and turn into a slug.

[Mr S]

Which is EXACTLY why you should be playing at work.

[weenog]

Err....just speaking as someone who plays too many videogames himself.... but .... isn't anyone at all disturbed by this? Uh, I mean.... I play too many videogames, but if I were to upset my wife by doing so, or not get off of them when she asked, I would not be paying attention to her, I'd be acting obsessively, and.... I wouldn't be showing love. So I try to make sure, very hard, I don't just get home and turn into a slug.

I don't believe for a second that anyone who lists his location as "in yo mums house" has moved out of his own mum's house yet.  I'm none too worried about the dissolution of a fictional marriage.

[Graknorke]

Err....just speaking as someone who plays too many videogames himself.... but .... isn't anyone at all disturbed by this? Uh, I mean.... I play too many videogames, but if I were to upset my wife by doing so, or not get off of them when she asked, I would not be paying attention to her, I'd be acting obsessively, and.... I wouldn't be showing love. So I try to make sure, very hard, I don't just get home and turn into a slug.

That's kind of a creepy level of submission you seem to be putting on there. Doing everyone somebody asks you with no questioning in regards to validity of request or anything? That's still being obsessive. Just to that person rather than videogames.

[skezixx]

I would never list my real location but  always view  things posted on the interwebs skepticism ant take them with a grain of salt I could only  wish that it was fictional  but sadly not    ...  And as far  as the being a slug part  I feel that it was more of an escape from the things going on around me winch is still not healthy  but still better than drinking  or other options  I have seen people turn to though anything  in large amounts can be unhealthy including food or water  .

[Leatra]

Eh, I have no idea why would anyone lie about having a marriage and then lie about a divorce after that. If that's some kind of an attention whoring it seems like the most moronic way to do it.

You might wanna fix your grammar and double spaces though.

[Talvieno]

If that's some kind of an attention whoring it seems like the most moronic way to do it.

I've done worse. lol   (granted, I was 7.)

[MrWillsauce]

I don't think I have a chance at marriage, seeing as how I started playing DF before I ever met a potential romantic partner.