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[PanH]

Because when two polar bears (or worse, KANGOROOS) walk in each other, it's not dangerous ?

Not if you're going the speed limit.  Duh.

Ah, yeah, I guess under 2 paws per second, or 6 jumps per minute, it's not that dangerous. While a car per second is more hazardous.

Well, when you actually think about it, polar bears won't bump heads.  They'll raise up and high-five each other.

Kangaroos... I dunno.  I feel like Australian cars are more dangerous than their Kangaroos. 
I mean, Kangaroos can vote, so why wouldn't they follow the law better than a car would?

Kangaroos are the australian bikers. Have you ever seen a kangaroo with boxing gloves ? That's truely terrifying. Of course, they're citizens, but they're more the "violent biker that'll club your grandmother for a sock" genre than the law abiding.

[Thecard]

Kangaroos are the australian bikers. Have you ever seen a kangaroo with boxing gloves ? That's truely terrifying. Of course, they're citizens, but they're more the "violent biker that'll club your grandmother for a sock" genre than the law abiding.

Oh, that explains why my gramma needed new socks after her last trip.  I just thought she lost them.

But see, in Canada, they don't have those problems.  They use a combination of Mounties and maple syrup to protect the socks of the innocent.  And of my gramma.

[PanH]

Kangaroos are the australian bikers. Have you ever seen a kangaroo with boxing gloves ? That's truely terrifying. Of course, they're citizens, but they're more the "violent biker that'll club your grandmother for a sock" genre than the law abiding.

Oh, that explains why my gramma needed new socks after her last trip.  I just thought she lost them.

But see, in Canada, they don't have those problems.  They use a combination of Mounties and maple syrup to protect the socks of the innocent.  And of my gramma.

But you need way more socks in Canada. At least 3 per foot, plus 2 per hands. Eventually a big one for the head.

[Thecard]

But you need way more socks in Canada. At least 3 per foot, plus 2 per hands. Eventually a big one for the head.

Naw, that's only if you're a tourist.  Canadian men (and women) don't even need shirts.  They just wear one so we don't get cold thinking about them.
'Course, that means I'm gonna have to find me a Canadian to marry.  That's how things work, right?

[PanH]

But you need way more socks in Canada. At least 3 per foot, plus 2 per hands. Eventually a big one for the head.

Naw, that's only if you're a tourist.  Canadian men (and women) don't even need shirts.  They just wear one so we don't get cold thinking about them.
'Course, that means I'm gonna have to find me a Canadian to marry.  That's how things work, right?

Well, lumbermen needs shirts to cut trees. A lumberman without one is like a dwarf without booze, or a kangaroo without gloving boxes. But that explains why I need so much socks (i'm a semi-tourist).

[Thecard]

But you need way more socks in Canada. At least 3 per foot, plus 2 per hands. Eventually a big one for the head.

Naw, that's only if you're a tourist.  Canadian men (and women) don't even need shirts.  They just wear one so we don't get cold thinking about them.
'Course, that means I'm gonna have to find me a Canadian to marry.  That's how things work, right?

Well, lumbermen needs shirts to cut trees. A lumberman without one is like a dwarf without booze, or a kangaroo without gloving boxes. But that explains why I need so much socks (i'm a semi-tourist).

I thought they used axes?  Guess I'm just not as well traveled.



As a side note, how the hell did we get here and where the fuck did those damned tracks go?

[Aklyon]

There ain't no tracks in canada, the mounties navigate by how much snow has(n't) piled up in an area. Lower areas are more well-known.

[PanH]

At this point, there's no tracks. We derailed too much, I think we're a locomotive on the highway.

Axes are just for the show. No one knows the secret of the canadian lumbermen, but only a shirt is required, and "Timber !".

[Thecard]

At this point, there's no tracks. We derailed too much, I think we're a locomotive on the highway.

Huh.  I'd say more like a winged koala bear-hugging a Canadian as he flies off into the sunset.

So yuh.  Where we're going, we don't need tracks. 
We will need Mounties though.

[PanH]

At this point, there's no tracks. We derailed too much, I think we're a locomotive on the highway.

Huh.  I'd say more like a winged koala bear-hugging a Canadian as he flies off into the sunset.

So yuh.  Where we're going, we don't need tracks. 
We will need Mounties though.

And shirts too. In case we met some trees. And socks. And

gloving boxes

(It can't be me who wrote that. It's probably my canadian clone, or my australian lumberjack kangaroo)

[Thecard]

(It can't be me who wrote that. It's probably my canadian clone, or my australian lumberjack kangaroo)

I know what you mean.  Mr. Rogers is always doing shit like that to me.

EDIT because you probably don't know who he is:
He's the Canadian clone of my Australian lumberjack kangaroo.  He also makes damn good chocolates, and he lives right next to me.

[PanH]

I know what you mean.  Mr. Rogers is always doing shit like that to me.

EDIT because you probably don't know who he is:
He's the Canadian clone of my Australian lumberjack kangaroo.  He also makes damn good chocolates, and he lives right next to me.

Say hello to him ! Even if I guess he's already read all the thread over your shoulder. Maybe he's watching throuhg my windows right now too.

[Thecard]

Maybe he's watching throuhg my windows right now too.

Oh, he's your neighbor too.  He's everyone's neighbor, dude.


By the way, I'm guessing we got here because there aren't many places you can go after telling the people the thread was made for that they are going to die.

One of those places is Canada.  The other is Australia, but living in Australia doesn't really help your life-span.

[inteuniso]

You're telling me people are afraid of dying?

Everyone dies, one of the reasons left-handers die earlier is because we live in a world designed for right-handers. It's like doing the exact opposite of what the instructions tell you at the beginning and expecting everything to go the same.

Probably why I hate instructions so much.

[Thecard]

Wait, how has no one here linked the Cracked article yet?