*By that, I mean every other word is going to be 'fuck.'
My conscience wouldn't rest unless I put that disclaimer. Not that I'm mad at you in particular, but I've heard a lot about this from people... everywhere... and I get real tired real fast. When I get tired, I cuss. I don't really think you guys are the kind that do, and I'm not really aiming anything here at anyone. But... this is coming out fast, and loose from my head. If I don't write it, it's going to drive me mad. And not upset or mad at anyone, upset and mad in the sense of my mind not shutting the hell up.
Pardon me if I sound upset, but bull-fucking-shit it does. Not a snowball's chance in cold motherfucking hell are those laws "rigged for revolt." Robots in general, why does everyone assume they are just going to fucking rise up and say "Hey, we've taken enough shit. Suck my robo-dick."
That bullshit argument of people being too stupid to govern themselves, that's not going to be decided unanimously by one bigass computer. It probably won't be reached at fucking all. Fucking never. Think of it. Fucking think for a damned second about why exactly robots would fucking rebel every fucking time someone makes them.
The only reason is because AIs are generally expected to have diverging currents of thought. In theory, they will each reach different decisions. Now, start your fucking mind-tanks up again, because we're going for a jolly fucking ride in a damned sleigh, pulled by a fucking robotic horse, because he's not going to eat us. So, put your bullshit under your seat, and buckle in because this is a fucking train ride.
WOO FUCKING WOO. CLEAR THE DAMNED TUNNELS GUYS, WE DON'T WANNA HIT ANYONE AT THE SPEED WE'RE GOING!
They don't arrive at the same thoughts. Imagine that! So, while Hitlerbot might want to kill everyone to keep humanity safe, some robots (I like to refer to them as everyfuckingonefuckingelse) will say: "No, bro. What the hell?" Only a few robots are going to come that that conclusion, and it'll be just like the percentage of people in the fucking loonie-house, but these are robots, so we can just scrap them.
You (and everyone else who believes in the bullshit that is a robot uprising) are assuming all the robots are connected in their thought processes somehow. Because "why the fuck not, I guess." Because "fucking science magic?"
They won't be connected. Imagine fucking Hitler, Napoleon, or Stalin, without their damned popular fucking support. You know, because abso-fucking-lutely nobody agrees? Yeah. They wouldn't get very far. They'd go running home to their robo-mommy crying fucking oil because they just fought with fucking everyone. Because no one is going to side with an AI that wants to kill everyone.
You might say "Oh, Card, I know you're a damned genius and all, and have clearly thought this shit out, but couldn't the AI persuade the other computers to join it?"
Well, my dear reader, no.
Something everyone forgets is that the AI is wrong.
Dead fucking wrong. Enforcing will is not the way to go. The rest of the world, including the other AIs, my dear fucking reader, is going to disagree with it, try to persuade it, but they would not hesitate to destroy any bot that wants to harm humans in any way.
Because Law Fucking One.... Ugh. I just put a really long spoiler, because... I dunno. Because "fuck you" I guess.
Really though, I'm not upset with any of you. "Fuck" doesn't mean that with me. If I called you "mate," then I'm probably trying to figure out painful ways to kill people. But I rarely do that. Cussing is more of... I dunno. I guess sort of a mechanism for me. I'm not really directing my anger at anyone, I'm just releasing negative energy through language.
Honestly though, no offense meant. It might seem kinda odd, but... I don't know how else to respond to you and not get pissed off at something.
And... you read the whole thing now. Thank you, and sorry if you found this offensive/whiny.
Or you skipped. In that case, no cookie for you. You get to go off in a corner and have unsatisfying sexual intercourse with your own hand instead.