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No. This game is supposed to be (mostly) vanilla.

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No. We need them for the militia's live training.

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Yes. We could trade them for a nice profit.

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Yes. We shall crush our enimies with war yetis!

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♪ It's a small world after all...  ♪

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Total Members Voted: 7

[Orange Wizard]

I want to sign up for a turn!

Yay! I'll get round to putting you on the list eventually.

[uber pye]

you find a book...

YE BOOK OF PYE

do you read the book y/n

y

YE BOOK OF PYE

1st of Granite 95

"today is the the day" they said as they took me from my forge "you rule now."

well shit.



2nd of granite

ok my first order of business is to build a transit system from the forges to the rest of the fort, because dang that is a long walk and i want to ride my way down


6th of granite

A yetti has reverted to a wild state!
to bad for it it is in a cage

12th of granite


i have ordered some of the dwarves to start using experimental mine-cart boosters lets see how it goes

17th of granite

they are still carrying the solid gold mine-cart up for testing in for now i should get them to make another farm area for wood

28th of granite


the system is ready to test!

also this party in the statue room has gone on long enough. I'm shutting it down.

4th of slate

it occurred to me that even if the transit system did not work it would at least be fun 

OOC:done for now, i will likely make some small posts daily

[Orange Wizard]

Oooh, an update! What is the minecart booster for? Boosting minecarts, perhaps?

[uber pye]

you open
YE BOOK OF PYE
would you like to continue reading y/n
y

8th of slate

I have ordered the engravers to stop smoothing out the large hall outside of the crafting hall and the kings office (does that needy jerk really need so much room just to write?). There is somthing more pressing to work on and it rhymes with ine-art ract (mine-cart track)


11th of slate

in the dinning hall today i found a child pretending to be a yeti. apparently the yeti-whispers are breeding, they are a weird bunch.


27 of slate

the king has baned the export of Swiss chee- buckets

1st of felsite

well that was a boring month, there is a forgotten beast in the caves I'm gonna tell the army to go kill it


4th of felsite

to deal with the foul beast's blood i am seting up a bath to wash the dwarves of that filth i will also make one in the entrance to the fort

12th of felsite

all the yetis are going wild! what are yeti whisperer doing!
sleeping.

There is somthing for me to be happy about! the down direction of the transit system is finished!
time to get someone to test it...

14th of felsite

the elves have arived i wonder what creature they carry

17th of felsite

the elves have a interesting colection of animals


OOC: that is it for today you will find out what happens with the transit system next time!

you close
YE BOOK OF PYE

[darklord92]

hmmm... maybe the Microcline flute mega construction plan can be converted from magma into a cart shotgun. it would certainly fit the fort muahahah

[hermes]

Taking on the forgotten beast should be exciting, and I can't wait to see what comes of the minecart system.

[uber pye]

you open
YE BOOK OF PYE
would you like to continue reading y/n
y


19th of felsite

now that i had time to rest on it, we should use the mine-cart boosters in a gobo smasher!

25 of felsite

we traded with the elves today. and we got a few new animals to add to the fort like a giant jumping spider!

1st of hematite!

today is the day! some lucky dwarf gets to ride the cart with a bunch of coke all the way down to the bottom!

that lucky dwarf is saravesh the gemcutter! YAY!

it crashed. no one was hurt but now we need to reset it and find the problem

2nd of hemitite

it was going to fast

but  while that is being work on lets start the trap

10th of hematite

things are going slow the safety breaks in the transit system are slowly being put up and the spinning death trap is being carved but we just have too little mechanics i am going to recruit some peasants to joins their ranks.



11th of hemitite

today i was walking around the fort and i found some floating boulders of ice

wtf?

23rd of hemitite

time to try out the transit system again

nope still needs more breaks

3rd of galena

Atir THe Engraver has a Fay mood! YAY!!!!

7th of galena

to day i desided to go experiance art

hmm i agree blood gnats are terrible

11th of galena

it just occured to me
are dwarves immune to fall damage if they are in a mine-cart?

i need to test this

OOC:That's all for today folks!

you close
YE BOOK OF PYE

[Orange Wizard]

Yay! More things are occurring!

Apparently the floating ice is a thing. I saw that too, when I loaded the save after bp's turn.

[hermes]

Am loving the quick updates in the book of pye.  Keep them coming!

[uber pye]

you open
YE BOOK OF PYE
would you like to continue reading y/n
y


14th of Galena

Humans have come to trade with us. yay?

20th of gelena

atir the engraver has begun work on whatever!



23rd of gelena

oh no gobos we were so close to finishing the spinning death too.

24th of gelana

Atir has compeated his project!



25th of gelena

the gobos are nutralized
and we traded stuff for wood and cheese

27th of gelena

more gobos killed off this time they took a life.
Astesh the ranger has died

but huzzah the first of the spinning death traps has started and taken it's first victim.
some poor gobo was in the thing's area and is now a splatter on the wall

but sadly it also took the life of 2 dwarves

truly thins is a lethal trap

2nd of limestone


it is complete now it is time close it so no one elce gets hurt

12th of limestone

it occurs to me that our king only has one heir. I don't know if this is good or bad

23rd of limestone

now is the time to deal with that forgotten beast!

25th of limestone

the militia is almost ready to deal with the beast it is time to open the way for the evil!



3rd of sandstone

the beast is nowhere to be seen ohwell

5th of sandstone

we have too many gobo prisoners it is time we should slay them

11th of sandstone

we will start the flooding of that new farm now
also i need to test falling damage in minecarts

20th of sandstone

the flooding of the new farm is going well
and the dwarf drop experiment is being setup

ooC: all done for now

you close
YE BOOK OF PYE

[Orange Wizard]

You let the beast escape? Huh. Maybe it will reappear someday and slaughter everyone.

[peregarrett]

What about war yetis? How good are they?

[Orange Wizard]

We're not going to find out until our +Trained+ yetis give birth, and their offspring grow up. That alone will take ~10 years.

[peregarrett]

We're not going to find out until our +Trained+ yetis give birth, and their offspring grow up. That alone will take ~10 years.

But we could use male recently trained yetis before they've forgotten their training.

[Orange Wizard]

We're not going to find out until our +Trained+ yetis give birth, and their offspring grow up. That alone will take ~10 years.

But we could use male recently trained yetis before they've forgotten their training.

We could...