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Author Topic: Catfish land attack. (Now starting a Real world Expedition!!)  (Read 3581 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: Catfish land attack.
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2012, 07:19:59 am »

Wait, how is the video DF-related?
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Re: Catfish land attack.
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2012, 10:22:01 pm »

So, It looks like fish are now Re-Evolving. Armok have mercy on us all.
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Re: Catfish land attack.
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2012, 10:52:56 pm »

Wait, how is the video DF-related?

YOU FOOL!!! DON'T YOU REALIZE  THAT DF IS INFECTING THE WORLD!!!!

That means somewhere someone had put a copy into a Quantum Computer.
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« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2012, 05:34:28 pm »

Wait, how is the video DF-related?

YOU FOOL!!! DON'T YOU REALIZE  THAT DF IS INFECTING THE WORLD!!!!

That means somewhere someone had put a copy into a Quantum Computer.

Let's hope we all get killed by carp before the clowns get out.
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Re: Catfish land attack.
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2012, 06:41:39 pm »

Maybe the end of the world is not that far away afterall!
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Re: Catfish land attack.
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2012, 08:45:56 pm »

Maybe the end of the world is not that far away after all!

It all makes sense now.....
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Re: Catfish land attack.
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2013, 08:15:04 am »

If catfish evolve, we also should evolve to be dwarves. How you think?
« Last Edit: January 01, 2013, 08:52:11 am by Volfgarix »
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Re: Catfish land attack.
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2013, 05:41:32 pm »

I think you have no idea how evolution works.
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« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2013, 10:17:22 am »

All that's happened is a cat fish has learnt that it can reach and so eat pigeons that land near water.
It's nothing to do with evolution; That's like saying "Children all over the world are evolving during school!".
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Re: Catfish land attack.
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2013, 02:52:23 am »

I think you have no idea how evolution works.
So then you think rather wrong, I know, how evolution works. This mind about to become dwarves is rather joke.
 Anyway, if we would live in low ceiling tunnel, our children in few next generations will be shorter?
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Re: Catfish land attack.
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2013, 04:31:44 am »

I think you have no idea how evolution works.
So then you think rather wrong, I know, how evolution works. This mind about to become dwarves is rather joke.
 Anyway, if we would live in low ceiling tunnel, our children in few next generations will be shorter?
You can find some old 200 years old houses in Europe with reeaaaally low ceilings. We got taller nonetheless.

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« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2013, 06:07:10 am »

Shortness in those, and current times has more to do with food shortages than anything. For example, statistics show that the great flood of 1953 and the following food shortage caused people to be significantly shorter. This effect takes 2-3 generations to rectify itself and return to normal size.
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Re: Catfish land attack.
« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2013, 06:25:02 am »

All that's happened is a cat fish has learnt that it can reach and so eat pigeons that land near water.
It's nothing to do with evolution; That's like saying "Children all over the world are evolving during school!".
Congratulations. You just missed the entire joke. Go cry in a corner or get a sense of humor.
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« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2013, 07:00:20 am »

Elves didn't evolve yet we have Cacame Motherfucking Awemedinate.
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Re: Catfish land attack.
« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2013, 11:36:23 am »

Quote from: Loud Whispers
You can find some old 200 years old houses in Europe with reeaaaally low ceilings. We got taller nonetheless.
Quote from: 10ebbor10
Shortness in those, and current times has more to do with food shortages than anything. For example, statistics show that the great flood of 1953 and the following food shortage caused people to be significantly shorter. This effect takes 2-3 generations to rectify itself and return to normal size.

Soo... We can only pray for sending dwarves to our world. :(

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